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It's a Blunderful Life/Quotes

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Season 35 Episode References
756 "Iron Marge"
757
"It's a Blunderful Life"
"AE Bonny Romance"


Homer: This isn't Hawaii. It's never Hawaii. It's just stupid America.

Marge: Now, kids, I know the forecast says it's triple-mitten weather, but the good news is, it's less than one week till turkey day.
Lisa: Mom! Can we please not call it "turkey day"? You're celebrating the slaughter of a living thing.
Bart: Lisa, you always slaughter the mood.

Mr. Burns: Welcome, nonunion workers. In an older era, they'd call you scabs. Now you're just friends without benefits.

Lenny Leonard: Somebody should clean these up.
Carl Carlson: I nominate King Kamehameha.
Homer: I'm starting to think this king thing is just a trick to get me to do all the work.
Carl: No, no. It's a very great honor, your gullibility.

Mr. Burns: Now to call Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and reclaim my title of the world's most self-serving billionaire.

Power Plant notification: Plant meltdown imminent. Please take this time to get right with your god. Now please put your name tag inside your mouth for the easy identification of your skull.

Marge: Watch it. I have pepper spray.
Homer: Mmm... Pepper spray.

Lisa: Bart, do you know how many furious mobs the average family has to contend with?
Bart: Hmm, six?
Lisa: Zero. Zero!

Mayor Quimby: To take your minds off your troubles, I propose some kind of games. Either "hunger" or "squid." With that in mind, tomorrow we will begin with everyone attempting to kill Milhouse.
Milhouse Van Houten: I finally got picked first. Boo-yeah!

Bart: Dad, I'm really sad. What do I do?
Homer: I don't know. Go outside. Build a snowman.
Bart: I can't bring another life into this awful world.

Grampa: [to Lisa] Go back to sleep, sweetie. Tomorrow's Sunday. You don't have to start your chores till 4:00 a.m.

Grampa: But if you're an innocent idiot, instead of a guilty nitwit, how do we prove it?
Lisa: By finding the person who was behind it. And there's only one man who it could be. The town villain.
Bart: Luigi!
Lisa: No! Burns!

Mayor Quimby: Montgomery Burns, we will give you the stiffest punishment any billionaire ever gets. A fine you can easily pay.
Season 35 Quotes
Homer's Crossing A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream McMansion & Wife Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Iron Marge It's a Blunderful Life Ae Bonny Romance Murder, She Boat Do the Wrong Thing Frinkenstein's Monster Lisa Gets an F1 Clan of the Cave Mom Night of the Living Wage Cremains of the Day The Tell-Tale Pants The Tipping Point Bart's Brain