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Clan of the Cave Mom/Quotes

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Season 35 Episode Quotes
762 "Lisa Gets an F1"
763
"Clan of the Cave Mom"
"Night of the Living Wage" 764


Marge: What do you mean I have to take the toys off our lawn? I didn't even know we had a homeowner's association.
Narrator: In our modern world, true danger is rare. Yet, our Ice Age instincts remain... ever on high alert.
Marge: Fine. I'll pick up the toys when you take your Christmas decorations down, i.e. never!

Bart: There is literally nothing to eat here.
Marge: You know, there are some children in this world who don't have enough...
Bart: Bored!

Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, incredible news! You know how my dad got a job at the sports arena? They were changing the floor, and he got trapped between the hockey ice and the basketball court for two days.

Bart: Why did you sell me out?
Lisa: Great question. Why'd I do it, Mutilated Malibu Stacy with melted-on dog toy for head?

Luann Van Houten: My parenting group workshopped the most compassionate way for me to phrase this. Bart, you're a bad friend, and you're beyond hope. Be well.

Marge: How dare she! After all the times we've let her... I'm just gonna say it... dweeb of a son dweeb it up in our house. Always making me watch him moonwalk, and if I don't clap, he hides in the bathroom. No one uninvites my son to the concert he's not allowed to go to.

Marge: Bad... mother?!
Homer: Marge is the greatest mother on Earth. She mothers circles around you freaky, attachment parenting, co-sleeping, co-bathing psychos!

Nelson Muntz: Milhouse, don't feel bad about the bailing. Just feel happy that for a few days, I pretended to like you for your tickets.

Lisa: Mom, your primitive brain is running the show right now. One of your "cubs," if you will, has been threatened, but in a 21st-century sort of way. In response, your body has entered a state of arousal called "fight-or-flight."
Marge: I'm not in a state. These are my calm veins.

Rayshelle Peyton: We have a motion from a concerned parent to ban all books about "fallen women" from the library. So, motion denied.
Agnes Skinner: I'm pulling my boy from this school.
Principal Skinner: It didn't have to go down like this.

Raphael: Evening, ma'am. What brings you here? Parking, I bet.

Marge: Homer, the mustache man who has every job says we need the app you used to buy the tickets.
Homer: Oh, I deleted that app the second I printed them out.
Marge: Can I download the app?
Raphael: Well, you'll need his password.
Homer: Oh, it's in my password wallet. But I deleted that, too.
Marge: Why do you keep deleting apps?
Homer: I like the way they jiggle in fear right before you drop the hammer.

Marge: We're either leaving here in $50 T-shirts or handcuffs.
Martin Prince: Perhaps a third course of action will present itself?

Marge: Oh, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry. I've just been feeling the whole range of emotions: anger, rage, fury, even miffed. But I swear, it was all because I never want anything bad to ever happen to you.
Bart: I can handle bad. I can't handle losing the one good parent I've got.

Milhouse: Why couldn't you just let me invite Bart?
Luann: Oh, honey, but think of how jealous and miserable he must be right now. Isn't that satisfying?
Milhouse: It mostly isn't. I know Bart's a bad influence, but he's the only kid who wants to influence me. He's all I got.
Season 35 Quotes
Homer's Crossing A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream McMansion & Wife Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Iron Marge It's a Blunderful Life Ae Bonny Romance Murder, She Boat Do the Wrong Thing Frinkenstein's Monster Lisa Gets an F1 Clan of the Cave Mom Night of the Living Wage Cremains of the Day The Tell-Tale Pants The Tipping Point Bart's Brain