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| − | {{title|''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' 4th July 2014 content update}} | + | {{TOCU title}} |
| − | '''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s fifty-fifty content update''', also known as the '''4th July 2014 content update''' was released on July 2, 2014. | + | {{for|the Tapped Out's 4th of July content update from 2014|other year's Tapped Out 4th of July content updates|The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th of July content update|TSTO 4th of July Content Updates}} |
| | + | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 42 content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Yard Sale 2014 content update}} |
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| | + | '''July 4th 2014''' is the fifty-fifth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It started on July 2, [[2014]] and ended on July 16, 2014. It was the second [[Independence Day]]-themed update of the game. |
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| | == Characters == | | == Characters == |
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| | {{TH|Image}} | | {{TH|Image}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Giuseppe Granfinali.png|100px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Giuseppe Granfinali|Giuseppe]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Cash|5000}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Giuseppe Granfinali New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Unlocks in Failure to Launch Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks with Giuseppe's Workshop.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:George Washington.png|80px]]}} |
| | {{TB|[[George Washington]]}} | | {{TB|[[George Washington]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out George Washington New Character.png|350px]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|180}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out George Washington New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Giuseppe Granfinali]]}}
| + | {{TB|Unlocks with Ye Olde Cherry Tree.}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | == Buildings == | + | === Returning === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Building time}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| − | {{TH|Task}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Rex Banner.png|85px]]}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}}
| + | {{TB|[[Rex Banner]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|}}
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|90}}}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Sit-N-Rotate]]}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Rex Banner New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|3d}}
| + | {{TB|Unlocks with Nighthawk Diner.}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Cash|10000000}}}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Abraham Lincoln.png|75px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[Abraham Lincoln]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TB|Unlocks with Lincoln's Cabin.}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Giuseppe's Workshop]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|24h}} | |
| − | {{TB|{{Cash|5000}}}} | |
| − | {{TB|}} | |
| − | {{TB|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ==Decorations== | + | == Character skins == |
| | + | === Returning === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Decoration}} | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH|Picture}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Requires}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Other}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| − | {{TBT|Lincoln Memorial}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Apu 4th July 2013.png|80px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[All-American Apu]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out All-American Apu New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| | {{TB|}} | | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Cash|100000}}}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TBT|Fireworks Barge}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|{{Donut|80}}}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TBT|American Flag}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out American Flag.png|100px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}}
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| − | {{TBT|Pinwheel Firework}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png|100px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}}
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| − | {{TBT|Box of Fireworks}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png|100px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}}
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| − | {{TBT|Ye Olde Cherry Tree }}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|{{Donut|180}}}}
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| − | {{TB|Unlock George Washington}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ==Gameplay== | + | == Buildings == |
| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 1==== | + | === Permanent === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| − | {{TB|Apu, $100 worth of your most illegal poorly-made fireworks, please!}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TB|With federal agent Rex Banner snooping around town, I can no longer play the fireworks game.}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | + | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{TB|This Independence Day, the only laws I plan on breaking relate to food safety and price gouging.}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Sit-N-Rotate Tapped Out.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|The government can't take away our fireworks just because they're illegal!}} | + | {{TB|[[Sit-N-Rotate]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|10000000}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Last time I checked, a little document called the U.S. Constitution guaranteed us the right to break any law we want, whenever we feel like it.}} | + | {{TB|3d}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
| + | {{TB|N/A}} |
| − | {{TB|It most explicitly does not.}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 35.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Exactly! If we can't buy fireworks, then we'll just have to make them ourselves}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 1" which is to "Build Giuseppe's Workshop". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 2==== | + | === July 4th 2014 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TB|Guiseppe Granfinali, it's your lucky day. Most characters as minor as you never get to see Springfield again.}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| − | {{TB|Although that's less and less true all the time.}}
| + | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TB|Anyway, we want you to build the most ear-rattling, eyeball-bludgeoning, nose-somehow-obliterating fireworks ever made.}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Giuseppe's Workshop Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TB|[[Giuseppe's Workshop]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Would it help to have an extra set of hands? I got an “A” in second grade chemistry this year.}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|5000}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|24h}} |
| − | {{TB|Chemistry? What-a the hell-a is that?}}
| + | {{TB|Go Boom!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Unlocks in Failure to Launch Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks Giuseppe.}} |
| − | {{TB|Wait... you make your living playing with gunpowder all your life, and you have no idea what it's made of?}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | |
| − | {{TB|Ground-up demon, I always assume.}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, find me some-a books on this "chemistry". Real old and out-of-date, like-a me.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Finally, a need only a second-rate public school library can fulfill!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sixth-rate, actually. We just got our certification as a sixth-rate facility yesterday. We're very proud.}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Elementary", "Make Lisa Read Outdated Chemistry Books", and "Make Giuseppe Stock Up on 'Fertilizer'". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 3==== | + | === Returning === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TB|Mr. Granfinali, are we going to start making the fireworks anytime soon?}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| − | {{TB|What does it LOOK-a like I'm-a doing?!}} | + | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TB|Sitting in a rocking chair having an animated argument with no one at all.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|[[Nighthawk Diner]]}} |
| − | {{TB|That's-a how I create my fireworks! I talk it-a over with the ghosts of all-a my brothers.}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|90}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TRs|6s|2}} |
| − | {{TB|Once there were-a fifteen Granfinali boys. Now, only Giuseppe. All the others, gone. Blown up to God.}} | + | {{TB|Giving Insomniacs a Place to Go}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Unlocks Rex Banner.}} |
| − | {{TB|Are you sure you want to solicit advice from ghosts that died in fireworks accidents?}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Lincolns cabin.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|[[Lincoln's Cabin]]}} |
| − | {{TB|They tell-a Giuseppe what NOT to do. That is, when they are not screaming.}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|Income Tax}} |
| − | {{TB|Apparently, getting-a blown up hurts bad, even after you're dead.}} | + | {{TB|Unlocks Abraham Lincoln.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Very comforting.}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 3" which is to "Make Giuseppe Invent a New Firework" and "Make Lisa Mix Dangerous Chemicals". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 4==== | + | == Decorations == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TB|Mama Mia! I just-a got an inspection-a notice from Town Hall.}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TB|When they find-a the ‘works, they gonna take-a them away!}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Lincoln Memorial.png|120px]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|[[Lincoln Memorial]]}} |
| − | {{TB|This time the government has gone too far.}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|100000}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|If I can bring a loaded AR-15 into a nursery school -- and thanks to the patriotism of dedicated nutcases, I can -- why can't I build explosives for pleasure?}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Fireworks Barge.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
| + | {{TB|[[Fireworks Barge]]}} |
| − | {{TB|To be fair, fireworks and firearms... they are not-a the same.}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|80}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|Well, they can both kill people. And THAT means I should be able to do whatever I want with them.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Ye Olde Cherry Tree.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|[[Ye Olde Cherry Tree]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I'll send out word that the government is trying to stop an honest citizen from playing with gunpowder.}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|180}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TB|Unlocks George Washington.}} |
| − | {{TB|You watch what happens.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh boy...}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 4" which is to "Make Giuseppe Host a Fireworks Support" and "Make Republicans Attend the Fireworks Support Rally ''(x5)''". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|The fireworks... they are-a gone!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What's happened?!}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | |
| − | {{TB|While we were demonstrating, somebody broke in and stole-a them.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|All our precious explode-o's, blammers, and fizzle-booms... gone!}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 5==== | + | === Returning === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TB|Who would steal fireworks? Think, Lisa!}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TB|Fear not. My family has an ancient, secret method for recovering lost fireworks.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out American Flag.png|65px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|[[American Flag]]}} |
| − | {{TB|You see, the firework, she wants to be with others of her kind.}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|5600}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|Uh... that seems unlikely. But go on...}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Liberty bell.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|[[Liberty Bell]]}} |
| − | {{TB|We use the little firecracker to find-a the big firework.}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|50000}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|Take-a the firecracker. Light-a the firecracker. Throw-a the firecracker.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TB|[[Pinwheel Firework]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Okay...}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|If you hear a super-big KA-BOOM!, you have found-a the missing fireworks. If not, move on and-a try again.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TB|[[Box of Fireworks]]}} |
| − | {{TB|And you say this is an ancient family technique?}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|60}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|My sisters were the fireworks finders in the family. But they are all dead now.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Lisa statue.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TB|[[Lisa Statue of Liberty]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Let me guess -- blown up by fireworks?}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|75}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|}} |
| − | {{TB|Yes. What are the odds?}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've got my firework finding gear. Let's go!}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 5" which is to "Make Giuseppe Search for Stolen Fireworks" and "Make Homer Search for Stolen Fireworks". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 6==== | + | == Quests == |
| − | {{Table| | + | {{Columns-list|4| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| + | *[[Failure to Launch]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | *[[Happy Independence Day!]] |
| − | {{TB|The heck with it. If we don't have explosions and the real possibility of accidental death, the Fourth is ruined.}}
| + | *[[Washington Overtime]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | *[[Declaration of Co-Dependence]] |
| − | {{TB|I'm just going to go to work.}}
| + | *{{ap|Ye Olde Cherry Tree|Tapped Out quest}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | *[[The Rocket's Red Glare Redux]] |
| − | {{TB|Cheer up, Dad. There are a few cans of lighter fluid in the garage.}}
| + | *[[Paranoid Android Redux]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | *[[Lincoln on Lincoln]] |
| − | {{TB|We could light those on fire and see what happens!}}
| + | *[[Bring on the Revolution!]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That'll make for a great America's Birthday!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nah. America stinks. We had a good run, but it's over. It's Ceylon's turn now.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I hate to see you so down. Tell you what -- start a trash-can fire at work.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Maybe it'll cause a runaway inferno, and you can salvage what's left of Independence Day.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks, sweetie. Yeah, work is usually good for an explosion or two.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thank God I'm such a lousy safety inspector.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 5" which is to "Build Control Building" and "Make Homer "Safely" do his Job". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Woo-hoo! Work was great!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Burns let me have a whole box of donuts if I promised not to tell anyone that he's been using stolen fireworks for fuel.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|!!!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I know. It's ridiculous, right? A whole box of donuts just for me...}}
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| − | {{TBT|Message}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh fine, here's a couple of donuts for you too, but don't you DARE tell anyone, or we'll take them back.}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 7==== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TH|Rating}} |
| − | {{TB|So! The man behind these mysterious thefts is none other than Mr. Burns!}}
| + | {{TH|Points}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Sit-N-Rotate}} |
| − | {{TB|The very SAME Mr. Burns who is, without fail, behind absolutely every nefarious act in this town!}}
| + | {{TB|Gluttony}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|100}} |
| − | {{TB|Tell me about it. The whole time I'm thinking, “It's probably Mr. Burns, but we're not really doing THAT story again, are we?"}}
| + | {{TBT|Lincoln Memorial}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Vanity}} |
| − | {{TB|And THEN I thought: “Well, if it DOES turn out to be Mr. Burns, for sure don't point out how it's ALWAYS Mr. Burns, because that just makes it seem EVEN WORSE."}} | + | {{TB|870}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Ye Olde Cherry Tree}} |
| − | {{TB|But then YOU pointed it out, so I pointed it out, and now it's all anyone can think about.}} | + | {{TB|Indolence<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|10<br>2.75%}} |
| − | {{TB|Which is unfortunate.}}
| + | {{TBT|Fireworks Barge}} |
| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
| − | {{TB|Well, if-a Mr. Burns is the bad guy, then I'm-a gonna have words with him right now!}}
| + | {{TB|800<br>2.75%}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooh -- I love when Italians get mad. They can say a thousand swears with their hands alone!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Watch and learn, Lis!}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 7" which is to "Make Giuseppe Confront Mr. Burns" and "Make Homer Butt into Giuseppe's Business". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}} | |
| − | {{TB|Give-a me back my fireworks, evil skeleton!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And have them turned into a weapon against me? No, I'm not keen to see rockets exploding on my front porch.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|We don't want to shoot them at you, silly!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's the sky we want to blow up. And the sky's no-good friend: clouds.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm not talking about you.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I simply can't afford to have these fine explodables end up in the hands of my family's mortal enemies.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hi, Homer! Hi, Lisa! Hi, Italian person!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And hello to you, Burnsy. Or should I call you... Dead Man?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, everyone, it's true. The Spuckler clan and the Burns clan are a-feudin' agin.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The Burnses have fought the Spucklers down through the generations.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|At times the feud merely simmers. But it always flares anew at the slightest provocation.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|r. Burns! I didn't realize you came from hillbilly stock.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, I don't.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A mere three generations ago, the Spucklers were our rivals in Philadelphia high society.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They were one of the richest, most erudite families in America.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ay-yup.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then my grand pappy lost his railroad, and pretty soon we's eatin' shoe leather and possum, and findin' we likes the taste!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Our family fortunes may have diverged, but our hands are so steeped in Spuckler blood, and their hands in ours, that we will never truly live in peace.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sad but true. Well, I'm off. Kill ya later, Burns!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kill you later, Cletus! Tell Brandine I'll kill her later, too!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Will do!}}
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| − | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 8====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, all is not-a lost. I have a special surprise for you, Lisa.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You don't mean...}}
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| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes! We are ready to show-a off our new firework!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is so exciting!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Giuseppe}}
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| − | {{TB|You're-a telling me! I've never fired spent-a nuclear fuel rods into the atmosphere before!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I wish I didn't know that's what was happening.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 8" which is to "Make Giuseppe Show-Off a New Invention". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Happy Independence Day!====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|When the player logs in on 4th July 2014|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|On this very special day, we'd like to take a few moments to humbly celebrate the greatest nation on earth!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|China! No, wait -- Germany! It's Germany, isn't it? ...Russia? Man this is hard. Greatest nation on earth...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sweden?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad, I'm talking about America.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What, this America? That's nuts -- by almost any measure we've fallen out of the top one-fifty.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I mean look at education, income equality, percentage of population in prison, access to medical care...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad, not now! You're bumming everyone out. I'm trying to be festive!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*Cough*</nowiki> ... Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!"}}
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| − | {{TBT|Message}}
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| − | {{TB|Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Washington Overtime====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|If the player not has George Washington at July 16th.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Aw, I hate when holidays are over. All the Fourth of July stuff is gone.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Not all of it -- George Washington is still around.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh yeah. I remember we had a hard time getting rid of Abraham Lincoln last year, too.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Is this guy serious?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's funny, because I could have SWORN I'm considered one of the greatest Presidents ever.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But hey, maybe I'm wrong!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe having me around is a total drag. That seems to be Homer's opinion, doesn't it?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, sir. It's an honor to have you here.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I didn't catch that? Could you repeat it?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's a tremendous honor to have you in Springfield, Mr. One-of-the-Top-Two-Presidents- Ever.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah. That's what I THOUGHT you said.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And by the way, you're welcome for AMERICA STILL BEING A COUNTRY.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Stupid Lincoln.}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|"Previous to the execution of any official act of the President--"}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|WHAT THE? WHERE DID PHILADELPHIA GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHY IS “QUICKY MART” SPELLED SO ATROCIOUSLY?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Washington, you've been brought forward in time to the town of Springfield, in America.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It seems to happen to ex-Presidents a lot.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Forward in time? How old is America?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Two hundred and forty-two years.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|You're kidding me, right? That's a joke? Because I told Jefferson I gave this country a decade. Tops.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|He was all: “Liberty is mankind's natural state!” And I was “Yada yada yada... ten years, chump. Bank on it.”}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Still, it's cool to be wrong! So, tell me about this town.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Springfield is named after its founder, Jebediah Springfield.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You would've known him as 'Hans Sprungfeld' in your time.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|SPRUNGFELD?! THAT GUY HAS A TOWN NAMED AFTER HIM? Oh, man. Where is he?}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|He's going to be picking wooden teeth out of his neck for a month.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1" which is to "Make Washington Hunt for Jebediah Springfield". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, so Sprungfeld is dead. Everyone I know is dead. I get it. So now what?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Professor Frink is trying to find a way to send you home. In the meantime...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You might find you like it here. Our previous ex-President seems very happy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You want to keep it down, please? I can barely hear myself split rails here, people.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Sheesh. That guy was President?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Number sixteen.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|He's so gangly-looking. Doesn't really scream “President,” you know?}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|I guess people will elect anything.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|You know why America has a bicameral legislature, right?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh... because it's a good way to keep power from consolidating in one body?}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Nope. Because when we were tossing around ideas for a new government-- just brain jamming, you know -- some idiot throws out the term “bicameral legislature.”}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|And everybody just latches onto it.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|You know that thing where everyone's trying to sound hip and smart by using the hot new term? So annoying!}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Every time I heard the words, I couldn't decide whether to fall asleep or kill myself.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Just totally nuts. I voted for the thing just to shut everyone up.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is incredible! Our scholars need to know this stuff. You've got to commit your memories to paper.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Seriously, if I told you all the dirt I've got on John Adams, you'd flip your powdered wig. Dude was MESSED UP.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2" which is to "Make Washington Write a Tell-All". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I hope you're not finding modern-day America too strange, Mr. Washington.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Nah.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|It'll always be America, so long as people continue to live free, toss their excrement in the streets, and hate the British.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually England is our closest ally now.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|...}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|You want to repeat that, little lady?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh... we've had a lot of time to repair relations...}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|“Repair relations”? With a country that is way more powerful than us?}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|AND wants nothing more than to make us her colony again?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, first of all, our military is a lot bigger than theirs now.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB| Then we should attack immediately, before they have time to raise conscripts!}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Unless, of course, you'd prefer to see musky-carrying redcoats on every street corner in the nation.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Summon my war council!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3" which is to "Make Washington Plan an Invasion of Britain". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, if our ships leave Boston tomorrow, we can reach England in two months.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|We'll rendezvous with Hessian mercenaries -- little girl, remind me to write a letter to Hessia, get that ball rolling.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hessian mercenaries aren't the military force they once were...}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|We will then move inland and seize the royal saltpeter mines.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|I'd like to see King George try to fight a war without saltpeter. Heh-heh-heh...}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|With a combined force of 20,000 we will easily subdue all of England.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|What do you think, Lisa Simpson? An elegant plan, no?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You really think 20,000 men armed with muskets will do any good against tanks and machine guns and missiles?}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|If we have enough horses, yes.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|I also plan on doubling gin rations, to boost morale. A drunk army is an effective army.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|All we need now is the men!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4" which is to "Make Washington Recruit an Army". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, I've been traveling door-to-door all day, and so far I've got ZERO recruits for my Grand Army of the Brit-Hating Republic.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|What's happened to the England-detesting nation of proud Limey-stranglers I love? Where's our fighting spirit?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Seriously. The English are our friends. Very nice people. Good music.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|And the most annoying thing?}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Everyone's just falling all over themselves to thank me: “You're the Father of Our Country!” “Thank you, George Washington!”}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|If you love me so much, get in the boat and help me stick a cannon ball in Big Ben.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|George Washington! Thank you for everything, sir.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thank you for your wisdom, and your strength, and for being everything a man can be. I mean EVERYTHING!}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh-huh. Look, that's very nice, but I'm just a guy. Happy to be of service. No need to go crazy, pal.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5" which is to "Make Washington Reject Praise". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|George Washington! It's really him! The greatest real-life superhero of all!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks for being the best Founding Father a country could ask for! We love you!}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Fine. That's very fine. Thank you. Go away.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They're just trying to show their appreciation, sir.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|But they act like I'm some sort of saint. It's seriously creepy.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Did you know there are guys on the Supreme Court who think laws should be based on what me and my friends were thinking about more than two centuries ago?}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|We didn't have electricity. And trust me -- most of the time when we were writing constitutions and laws, we were thinking about what to order for dinner.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm just a guy. And I'm really happy that America worked out so well. That rocks. But again, just a guy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Excuse me, Mr. Washington. I'm like your biggest fan ever, and--}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|I owned slaves. Did you know that? It stinks, but it's true. So please leave me alone.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, you must have had a very good reason.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR OWNING SLAVES. Augh! You people are beyond weird!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6" which is to "Make Washington Flee Admirers". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ====Ye Olde Cherry Tree====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, still think I'm perfect? Watch this. This'll prove I'm no saint. I'm going to cut down this cherry tree.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|Then, when you ask me if I cut it down, I AM GOING TO LIE ABOUT IT. There! Still think I'm all that?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But, sir, everyone KNOWS George Washington can't tell a lie.}}
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| − | {{TBT|George Washington}}
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| − | {{TB|WHAT GROWN MAN IS INCAPABLE OF LYING?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! HERE, WATCH!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Ye Olde Cherry Tree" which is to "Make Washington Cut Down a Cherry Tree". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | == See also ==
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| − | *''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''
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| − | *[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates|''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' content updates]]
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| − |
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| − | == References ==
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| − | {{Reflist}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out|updates=yes}} | + | {{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}} |
| | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:July 4th 2014}} |
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