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| − | :''Note: The following information comes from the game files. It may not be present in the released version of the update.'' | + | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th July 2013 content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 32 content update}} |
| | + | '''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' Level 31 content update''' is the twenty-sixth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on July 15, [[2013]]. It introduced [[Rainier Wolfcastle]], [[Wolfcastle's Mansion]], the [[All Night Gym]], [[McBain]] and the [[Film Set]]. |
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| − | This is information about an upcoming update to ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' featuring [[Rainier Wolfcastle]].
| + | == Level Up Message == |
| | + | The level up is message is spoken by [[Bumblebee Man]]. |
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| − | == Buildings == | + | {{Table|align=center|width=300px| |
| − | *[[All Night Gym]]
| + | {{THT|Level Up Message}} |
| − | *Film Set
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Level31.png|300px]]}} |
| − | *Radioactive Man Billboard
| + | }} |
| − | *Wolfcastle's Mansion
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| | == Characters == | | == Characters == |
| − | {{Table|align=center| | + | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT|Name}} | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| | {{TH|Notes}} | | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[McBain]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Rainier Wolfcastle.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I told you I'd be back!}} | + | {{TB|[[Rainier Wolfcastle|Wolfcastle]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Skin for Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|114500}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[Wolfcastle]]}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Wolfcastle New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I just had a nightmare that my every action was controlled by a nerd.}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Unlocks in Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1<br>Unlocks with Wolfcastle's Mansion.}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | == Quests == | + | == Character skins == |
| − | {{WIP|Cook879}}
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| − | === Celeb-o-mania ===
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| − | ==== Part 1 ====
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| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TB|Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest.}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TB|We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service.}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TB|And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:McBain 2.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
| + | {{TB|[[McBain]]}} |
| − | {{TB|The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something.}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out McBain New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shinny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Unlocks with Film Set.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.}} | |
| − | {{THT|The task is ''Build Wolfcastle's Mansion''.|colspan=2}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ==== Part 2 ==== | + | == Buildings == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| − | {{TB|Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel.}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TB|The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | + | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{TB|That's not all we got you.}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Wolfcastle's Mansion.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.}} | + | {{TB|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|114500}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Distract?}} | + | {{TB|1d12h}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | + | {{TB|Hiding Affairs}} |
| − | {{TB|Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain".}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Unlocks in Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1<br>Unlocks Wolfcastle.}} |
| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out All Night Gym.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.}} | + | {{TB|[[All Night Gym]]}} |
| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Exercise''.|colspan=2}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|70500}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|24h}} |
| | + | {{TB|Punishing Delts}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Requires Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1 started.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Film Set.png|150px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Film Set]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|6s}} |
| | + | {{TB|Eating Craftservice}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Requires Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1 completed.}} |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ==== Part 3 ==== | + | == Decorations == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| − | {{TB|Excellent.}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TB|These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston.}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Carved Ice Sculpture.png|75px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.}} | + | {{TB|[[Carved Ice Sculpture]]}} |
| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Burns Hide Nuclear Waste''.|colspan=2}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|2600}}}} |
| | + | {{TRs|Requires Level 31.|2}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Radioactive Man Billboard.png|100px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Radioactive Man Billboard]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}} |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | ==== Part 4 ==== | + | == Quests == |
| − | {{Table|
| + | {{Columns-list|4| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
| + | *[[Celeb-o-mania]] |
| − | {{TB|''Text not yet decided''}}
| + | *[[Egoin' Crazy]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
| + | *[[Climbing Up To The D-List]] |
| − | {{TB|Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.}}
| + | *[[Prologue: Up Late With McBain]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain]] |
| − | {{TB|Skinner, I need real health insurance.}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion]] |
| − | {{TB|I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!}} | + | *[[McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop]] |
| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown]] |
| − | {{TB|Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!}}
| + | *[[Now With Extra Hype]] |
| − | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Wolfcastle Pose'' and ''Make Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV}}
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| − | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Carl Drink at Moe's'' and ''Make Lenny Drink at Moe's''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 6 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB| Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 7 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Comic Book Person imagines an audience for "Comic Book Man" vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make "Sassy Mamas" a hit.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|That Viggums boy doesn't get that on "Little Wiggy Poo Poo" he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I am being mocked across entertainment platforms.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Climbing Up To The D-List ===
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| − | ==== Part 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Follow me around, and yud get the reals story… on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?"}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony.}}
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| − | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus's Farm'' and ''Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== Part 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The title of my show is "The Sleezeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people.}}
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| − | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove'' and ''Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== Part 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Marge Walk Maggie''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 6 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|''Text not yet decided''}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*click*</nowiki>}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|They hung up on me.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Exercise''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Egoin' Crazy ===
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| − | ==== Part 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tonight's shocking headline – "Reality TV: Threat or Menace... or Atrocity?"}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world... because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Part 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*gulp*</nowiki> I'm sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|By any chance, you wouldn't once again fall for the old "your laces are untied" bit, would you?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Vhut about my laces?}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|On closer inspection, these still are loafers.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Level 31: Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas."}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|''Text not yet decided''}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | === McBain ===
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| − | ==== Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|MENDOZA!!!!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Find Intel at the Track''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Go Undercover''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | == OLD ==
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| − | === McBain, Scene 1: Prologue ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, I am ready to film my newest high-budget action blockbuster. It vill go beyond cutting edge 3D and into... the fourth "D".}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, the fourth dimension is impossible to apply to present day video viewing methods and should be considered a misnomer in this context.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Impossible is just one more obstacle to crush...}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|...for McBain!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Shoot an Action Scene''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | === McBain, Scene 2: Prologue ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Ack! My flawlessly developed body needs sustenance!}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|No time to manufacture my usual ultra-protein-creatine-glutamine digestive cleanse, my hunger demands satisfaction.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|I vill accept this "Gulp n' Blow" rather than face starvation ... this time.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''McBain Eat At Gulp 'N' Blow''|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Ack! The food, it sticks in my throat!}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|gulp... *shudder yech!}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|No need to vorry. The danger has passed. The only question vhich remains is…}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Who is responsible?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Squeaky-voiced teen}}
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| − | {{TB|Um, what are you talking about? You choked on a curly fry.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Only one man vould make an attempt on my life in broad daylight like this.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Mendoza!}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | === McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosions ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Mendoza and his army of Commie-Nazis have returned.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Who else would dare to employ the murderous curly fry against me?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Squeaky-voiced teen}}
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| − | {{TB|Um, sir, I'm pretty sure that was just an accident.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|It was clearly an attempt on my esophagus by lowlife scum, random bystander. Someone has to stop them.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|And that someone... is me.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Battle Commie Nazis''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | === McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|The first thing I must do is find out who is backing Mendoza.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|But it vill take forever to beat confessions out of all of his men.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|I have to be villing to make that sacrifice.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Visit the Penitentiary''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | === McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Beating up prisoners didn't get me any clozer to Mendoza.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|I need to get to him from the inside.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|It is time for McBain to go undercover.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Go Undercover''|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|MENDOZA!!}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|excessive pyrotechnics and gunfire*}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Like the slippery eel, he has escaped again, leaving the storyline open for an inevitable sequel.}}
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| − | {{TBT|McBain}}
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| − | {{TB|Ve vill meet again, Mendoza. Ve vill meet... again!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Director}}
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| − | {{TB|Hold camera. And ... CUT!! That's a wrap everyone. Great scene, Rainier.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|This may be the best McBain movie ever. I really feel I stretched my emotional range.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is Kent Brockman, reporting live with the latest on Springfield's first reality TV show.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Food vs. Fear vs. Man is edgy and new and not at all a derivative knock-off of some other popular show or shows.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooh, edgy and new? Sign me up! I'm all about food and fear and m- ok, well, food and fear.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The show will be hosted by none other than Springfield's own action icon, Rainier Wolfcastle!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|(Assuming someone takes it upon themselves to build that primadonna a five-star mansion.)}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tune in tonight for more details on Eye on Springfield.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Build Wolfcastle's Mansion''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This new reality show could be a gold mine and there's one news reporter who's going to get in on the ground floor.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've already got tonight's sensationalist headline: Reality TV, Threat, Menace, or Atrocity?}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 3===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|There's going to be a-uh lot of money floating around because of this, uh, reality TV show.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll have to, uh, make sure the production company is aware of all the new film tariffs I am now currently writing into law.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Springfield welcomes the entertainment with open palms, er, uh, I mean arms!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Quimby Collect Bribes''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 4===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ohhhh! Why does that Wolfcastle get to be host?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This show was made for a blue collar everyman with questionable self-respect and a generous yet jolly waistline.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Dream on, dough boy. People don't want someone so pathetic it makes them feel better about themselves by comparison.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|They want physical conditioning so perfect that it blinds them with shame. Let me show you.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Exercise''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 5===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, Wolfcastle, just because you're a big time celebrity, don't go thinking you can do whatever you want.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|All film crew have been given full cooperation by local politicians, including minor human rights violations.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, well, I guess there's not much I can do about that, then, is there?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I'll have my eye on you. The second you step out of line I'll be on you like honey badger on a snake.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Chief Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 6===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|... and that's the end of that story. This is Kent Brockman, reporting. Over to our next story.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wait, why is the teleprompter blank? We still have thirty-seven minutes of air to fill!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You can't expect me to just... talk?! I'm a figurehead, I don't create content, I recite it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Get me an interview, someone, anyone, as long as they can get here before the end of the commercial break.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Do a Talkshow''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 7===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Vhy is my TV show about loosers vith food phobias?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Vhy are there no guns? No explosions? No mahssive, flexing pectorals?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|This pilot needs a hero. It needs . . . Volfcastle.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 8===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hmmm, it's been two days since the last time I was subjected to the usual battery of wet willies, wedgies, and swirlies.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I think having a real live action hero in town has actually caused a downturn in schoolyard oppression.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Could this be the turning point I have been waiting for?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I think you may be right, Martin, my boy. Today is the day you walk tall with your head held high!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Martin Try to be Cool''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 9===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Good morning, internet. And what news, pray tell, do you have for me this fine afternoon?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What's this? "Generic Superhero Series Replaced By Local Reality TV Show"?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is an outrage! "Super Lawyers, Bikers, and 1950's Businessmen" may be the worst kind of shallow, trend-pandering tripe…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|...but it's OUR shallow, trend-pandering tripe! The rabid vocal minority must hear of this. To the blogosphere!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Java Server''|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|The internet is on fire! Vhy do these pasty little nerds hate my show?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lemme tell you something about modern showbusiness, pal.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You need an act with chutzpah! You need shock value.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll give them shock value! I vill stomp their pitiful series of tubes into the ground!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Or... you could just convince some local dope to do something dangerous, disgusting, and/or degrading and catch it on film}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just make sure you get a signed release form before you go to air.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 10===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|Vhere can I find a no-life looser to do something stupid for my show?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Here at Moe's Tavern, we have a fine selection of morally bankrupt and destitute slobs. Take your pick.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I need someone who vill eat an alarming amount of something disgusting.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooh! Me! Me, me, me! Pick me!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh-un, Homer, no more pickled eggs and brine for you until you pay for the last three vats you inhaled.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I choose the little man.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Me? I just dropped in for an appletini. I don't even like pickles.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Host Live Show at Moe's'' and ''Make Smithers Eat Pickled Eggs and Brine at Moe's''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 11===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad, I need a favor.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Whaaa-!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I gotta get on Wolfcastle's show. It's been my lifelong dream for almost a day now!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wolf?! Where?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Never mind. Just keep an eye on the kids for me while I go find Mr. Wolfcastle, okay?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wolves?}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Grampa Babysit Bart and Lisa''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 12===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Please, Mr. Wolfcastle, please let me be on your show. I'm sure I can do something stupid and dangerous enough to impress your viewers.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just gimme a chance!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I admire your dedication. Your family vill be proud. Please sign this release form.}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Host Live Show at Police Station'' and ''Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 13===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look at all these people making fools of themselves just to get on TV. It's embarrassing.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Besides, how could I compete with a guy who can eat a Guatamalan Insanity Pepper?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You want to see some disgusting things? Any second-grader in my class could redefine the internet with the right editing and a backbeat.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah, kids really are disgusting, aren't they? Hey Ralphie, come over here for a second. Daddy needs your help with something.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How would you like to be on TV?}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Ralph Eat a Crayon Sandwich''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 14===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wolfcastle's reality show keeps getting worse and worse, but people can't get enough of its cheap stunts and schadenfreude.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It is my nerd-given duty to defend shoddy, indie productions from the evils of mainstream corruption.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I may have never seen an episode of "Super Lawyers, Bikers, and 1950's Businessmen", but it deserves to keep its timeslot.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You've survived my scathing review blog, Mr. Wolfcastle, but let's see how you deal with... a Pointless Online Petition!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Java Server''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 15===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, Wolfcastle, your show is in the news again. Someone's started an online petition to boycott.}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|This is outrageous! How dare this fat nerdlinger insult my TV show?!}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I challenge you, fat man, to appear on my show! Or face humiliation before the internet masses!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh, Rainier, you know he can't hear you yelling at the screen right?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ughn. I felt a disturbance in the force. As if millions of online voices sighed in apathy and suddenly clicked away.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A challenge has been issued. How can I ignore it without losing the respect of the forumites?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well played, Wolfcastle, but I will have the last laugh. To the Krusty Burger!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Host Live Show at Krusty Burger'' and ''Make Comic Book Guy Accept the Challenge at Krusty Burger''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 16===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This new reality show is just terrible. How can they justify exploiting people for cheap ratings like this?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's people for you, stab you in the back as soon as they think they can make a few bucks off you.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Someone needs to stand up for these people. Some of them are children!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, and that child thing was my idea. Equal pay for equal input, I say!}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Marge Protest... Something''|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | | |
| − | ===Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 15===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|"Dear Mr. Volfcastle, Due to rock bottom ratings and minor public outcry, 'Food vs. Fear vs. Man' vill be taken off the air."}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|This is a tragedy! For the first time ever, the great Rainier Volfcastle is... unemployed.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I guess I must retire to my 15,000 square foot mansion and find comfort by counting my contractual earnings in the company of many beautiful ladies.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|sigh}}
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| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion''|colspan=2}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| − | | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| − | ===Up Late With McBain=== | |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TBT|McBain}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TB|No one is promoting my new movie. I vill revive my old talk show and show them how it is done.}} | + | {{TH|Rating}} |
| − | {{TBT|McBain}} | + | {{TH|Points}} |
| − | {{TB|The new "Up Late with McBain" vill change the landscape of late night TV forever.}} | + | {{TBT|Wolfcastle's Mansion}} |
| − | {{TBT|McBain}} | + | {{TB|Indolence}} |
| − | {{TB|I'll use the set of McBain: Let's Get Silly and leverage my background in zany comedy.}} | + | {{TRs|10|2}} |
| − | {{TBT|McBain}} | + | {{TBT|All Night Gym}} |
| − | {{TB|If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that shoehorned comedy makes everything better.}} | + | {{TB|Obedience}} |
| − | {{TBT|McBain}} | + | {{TBT|Carved Ice Sculpture}} |
| − | {{TB|...that's the joke.}} | + | {{TB|Vanity}} |
| − | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Host Up Late With McBain''|colspan=2}} | + | {{TB|1,000}} |
| | + | {{TBT|Radioactive Man Billboard}} |
| | + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
| | + | {{TB|300<br>0.75%}} |
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| − | == See also ==
| + | {{Tapped Out updates|2013=yes}} |
| − | *''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 31}} |
| − | *[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates|''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' content updates]]
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| − | == References == | |
| − | {{Reflist}}
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