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{{title|''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 44 content update}}
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{{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Clones content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 45 content update}}
 
The '''Level 44''' content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' is a content update that was released on September 5, 2014.
 
The '''Level 44''' content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' is a content update that was released on September 5, 2014.
  
 
On Facebook on September 5, 2014 a string of numbers, 4461746162617365, was posted along with a teaser:
 
On Facebook on September 5, 2014 a string of numbers, 4461746162617365, was posted along with a teaser:
 
:''A hacker's on the loose in Springfield and not even your deepest, darkest thoughts are safe. Especially that one you're thinking right now. And seriously, that's disgusting. Stay tuned for Level 44 and a new update to find out what this hacker wants!''
 
:''A hacker's on the loose in Springfield and not even your deepest, darkest thoughts are safe. Especially that one you're thinking right now. And seriously, that's disgusting. Stay tuned for Level 44 and a new update to find out what this hacker wants!''
It was found that the numbers, were ASCII for "Database"<ref>[http://tstogame.com/2014/09/05/level-44-nerdcore-could-rise-up/ TSTOGame - Level 44, Nerdcore Could Rise Up]</ref>, implying the character [[Database]] would be implemented.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsTappedOut/posts/700136363389135 Facebook - TheSimpsonsTappedOut]</ref>
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It was found that the numbers, when translated from Hexadecimal to ASCII, resulted in the word "Database", implying the character [[Database]] would be implemented.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsTappedOut/posts/700136363389135 Facebook - TheSimpsonsTappedOut]</ref>
  
The level up message is [[Miss Hoover]] saying "You are still playing at Level 44? The kids have every right to make fun of you!".
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Two new Friendship Points levels were also implemented in this update.
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== Level Up Message ==
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The level-up message is said by [[Miss Hoover]]
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{{Tapped Out LUM|44}}
  
 
== Characters ==
 
== Characters ==
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{{TBT|[[File:Database.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Database.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Database]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Database]]}}
{{TB|"Superfriends to the rescue!"}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Database New Character.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked with Honest John's Computers.}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked with Honest John's Computers.}}
{{TBT|[[File:Akira.png|100px]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Akira Kurosawa.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Akira]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Akira]]}}
{{TB|"Which is poison and which is the tasty fish?"}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Akira New Character.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked with the Happy Sumo.}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked with the Happy Sumo.}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Mr. Teeny]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Mr. Teeny]]}}
{{TB|"Ook ook, ah ah!"}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny Unlock.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|One job: "Go for a Walk with Krusty".}}
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{{TB|Is a Friendship Points prize. One job: "Go for a Walk with Krusty".}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Honest John's Computers.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Honest John's Computers.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Honest John's Computers]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Honest John's Computers]]}}
{{TB|{{Cash|793500}}}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|343850}}}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|24h}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|Unlocks Database.}}
 
{{TB|Unlocks Database.}}
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{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Unlocks Akira.}}
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{{TB|Unlocks Akira. Requires Level 5 and the completion of "Is There an Al Coholic Here Pt. 1".}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bloaters at the Squidport.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bloaters at the Squidport.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Bloaters at the Squidport]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Bloaters at the Squidport]]}}
{{TB|{{Cash|487500}}}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|260000}}<br>{{Donut|12}}}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|24h}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|Adding Tips for Parties of Four or More}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
}}
 
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== Gameplay ==
 
== Gameplay ==
===Database Recovery Pt. 1===
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=== Database Recovery Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After the player logs in|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After the player logs in|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Power Plant}}
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{{Tapped Out Power Plant Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.}}
 
{{TB|MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the...}}
 
{{TB|Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
{{TB|…third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.}}
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{{TB|...third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!}}
 
{{TB|This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!}}
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{{TB|Are you guys talking about Honest John's Computers? Man, I miss that place.}}
 
{{TB|Are you guys talking about Honest John's Computers? Man, I miss that place.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon‎}}
{{TB|Sure, Honest John's was the beating heart of this ‘burg. No one's disputing that.}}
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{{TB|Sure, Honest John's was the beating heart of this 'burg. No one's disputing that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
{{TB|I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold ‘puters.}}
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{{TB|I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold 'puters.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|But I don't need to describe what Honest John's looks like. It's an image we all treasure.}}
 
{{TB|But I don't need to describe what Honest John's looks like. It's an image we all treasure.}}
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{{TB|Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.}}
 
{{TB|Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 1" which is to "Build Honest John's Computers". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 1" which is to "Build Honest John's Computers". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
{{TB|Gaaah! By Dr. Who’s Tardis, I’m back!}}
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{{TB|Gaaah! By Dr. Who's Tardis, I'm back!}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens.}}
 
{{TB|Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
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}}
 
}}
  
===Database Recovery Pt. 2===
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=== Database Recovery Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous.}}
 
{{TB|Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I heard we got a new kid! Is it...}}
 
{{TB|I heard we got a new kid! Is it...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
{{TB|…oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong.}}
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{{TB|...oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I promise my presence will delight and--}}
 
{{TB|I promise my presence will delight and--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk.}}
 
{{TB|Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|That is not accurate to--}}
 
{{TB|That is not accurate to--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
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}}
  
===Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1===
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=== Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.}}
 
{{TB|Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.}}
 
{{TB|I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|I'd really like to, Data…Data…}}
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{{TB|I'd really like to, Data...Data...}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.}}
 
{{TB|Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.}}
 
{{TB|They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.}}
 
{{TB|Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|...Is it wheezing?}}
 
{{TB|...Is it wheezing?}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Bonsai!}}
 
{{TB|Bonsai!}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.}}
 
{{TB|Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Plant Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Plant Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
===Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2===
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=== Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.}}
 
{{TB|In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?}}
 
{{TB|Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?}}
{{TBT|Bonsai}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|50px]]}}
 
{{TB|...}}
 
{{TB|...}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.}}
 
{{TB|Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.}}
{{TBT|Bonsai}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|50px]]}}
 
{{TB|...}}
 
{{TB|...}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Quiet, Bonnie!}}
 
{{TB|Quiet, Bonnie!}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|And you better not scream when I prune you.}}
 
{{TB|And you better not scream when I prune you.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.}}
 
{{TB|It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Bonsai}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|50px]]}}
 
{{TB|!!!}}
 
{{TB|!!!}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3===
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=== Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?}}
 
{{TB|Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|May I be of service, sad weirdo?}}
 
{{TB|May I be of service, sad weirdo?}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.}}
 
{{TB|As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.}}
 
{{TB|My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.}}
 
{{TB|Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.}}
 
{{TB|As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!So it's pretty much ours.}}
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{{TB|Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, "No backsies!" So it's pretty much ours.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.}}
 
{{TB|Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.}}
 
{{TB|That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.}}
 
{{TB|As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.}}
{{TBT|Message}}
 
{{TB|Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.}}
 
{{TBT|Message}}
 
{{TB|Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
===Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1===
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=== Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?}}
 
{{TB|Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.}}
 
{{TB|I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.}}
 
{{TB|Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?}}
 
{{TB|Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.}}
 
{{TB|I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I like wordplay--}}
 
{{TB|I like wordplay--}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|FRIEND!}}
 
{{TB|FRIEND!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."}}
 
{{TB|So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!}}
 
{{TB|School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Go to School" and "Make Children Go to School ''(x8)''". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Go to School" and "Make Children Go to School ''(x8)''". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.}}
 
{{TB|I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.}}
 
{{TB|Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon‎}}
{{TB|I spelled “job” correctly, right?}}
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{{TB|I spelled "job" correctly, right?}}
{{TBT|Database}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Yes, Miss Hoover.}}
 
{{TB|Yes, Miss Hoover.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon‎}}
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}}
 
}}
  
===Yellow Blues===
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=== Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2 ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Hey Martin! We are like-minded types, i.e. losers, i.e. people who say i.e. -- want to hang?}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Hang? Now?}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I seem to recall wanting to "hang" once upon a more convenient hour, only to be turned aside like a Timon of Athens or other lesser work of The Bard.}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry I didn't invite you to join Superfriends, Martin.}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|The week we formed it you were a theater ponce, not a tech weenie.}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|You change your interests around a lot.}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I am a general, catch-all dork-type and everyone knows it!}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Now good day, sir!}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Martin, we can be Superfriends 2.0. That's a reference to software upgrades I just thought of--}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I SAID GOOD DAY!}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2" which is to "Make Martin Ride a Bike". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Ahhhh. Nothing restores balance to the mind like an 8 hour bike ride.}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|So have you thought over Superfriends 2.0 yet? Think we got a real winner of a notion, I do.}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|C'mon, Database. Take a hint. I said, "I SAID GOOD DAY" and everything.}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Oh. "Good day" means "go away." I get it now.}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|In this town, people can find you and talk to you no matter where you are or they are. That is super creepy.}}
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{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Though it does explain why we have no phones.}}
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}}
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=== Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3 ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Hey dweebus, you look sad. If you miss the old Springfield, I can make this place seem just like it.}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Uh, your words sound like a set up to beating me up.}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|What? Dolph was expressing sincere thoughts of concern.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|He started off by insulting me.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I thought he was insinuating he'd make new Springfield seem more familiar by hitting me, as he used to do in the past.}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|One: Dolph uses insults to couch his emotions. That's just how Dolph is.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Thanks for getting me, Nelson Butt-Muntz.}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Two: We were going to suggest visiting places that were important to you in the old town, and forging a new connection with those places.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|It helps us get through the day.}}
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{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon‎}}
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{{TB|You do not get to tell me when I am expressing empathy or not, D-Base!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon‎}}
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{{TB|You don't know me! You're not my dream journal!}}
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry, Dolph, truly I am.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|We're bullies, so we don't really do apologies. By our code, there's only one way to gain forgiveness.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I understand. Please avoid breaking my glasses, if you can.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Whoever is in charge has yet to build an optometrist's office.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Get Bullied". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4 ===
 +
{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|If I had been asked before what body part would be sorest after pounding on a nerd, I wouldn't have said the wrists.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|But my arm wigglers are barking!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Thanks for spending some time with me, guys.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|If you want to meet up to bully me again, I'm open.}}
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{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon‎}}
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{{TB|I feel unclean inside. I need a bikini carwash for my soul.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Doesn't have to be a serious thing. I get you have a lot going on.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Just when you've got no one better to pick on, you know.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Keep your giant, creep-o head away from us, D-Base!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|You've taken the purity of hurting those weaker than you and made it seem disgusting.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4" which is to "Make Database Bully Himself". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Why are you walking around like a humdrum little glum bum. Did someone make fun of your glasses?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|No. What's wrong with my glasses?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Uh... nothing.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Nothing could be wrong with wearing Sally Jesse Raphael's binoculars. It's a flattering look.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I bet I know something that'll pick that chin up. I'm kind of the Number One mom around here.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Don't tell Manjula or Bernice I said that.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|All you need to succeed is to be yourself. If you're yourself, then everyone has to like you!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|That's it! That's exactly how I'll get this town to like me!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Mom Number One does it again!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I'm glad you let me give you some advice. The only time I get to spend guiding my children is when I walk Maggie.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Actually, your advice was total gibberish.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|How can I be anybody but myself?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Even if I'm uncertain or lying, that's still me. Only dimwit actors pretend to be other people.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|For the rest of us, even our pretenses are just explorations of different aspects of our personalities.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|What was useful is that what you said was totally idiotic.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Most of what people say is totally idiotic. If they could just see that, then they'd realize they aren't superior to me.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|And then they'll be willing to be my friends!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|If this is being yourself, then you were right. That advice was terrible.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5" which is to "Make Database Browse Magazines on Code". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I just need to find the magazine that contains the source code for the universe.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Let's see: Matrixweek, Matrix Illustrated, Matrix People, McSweeney's Matrix Report, Matrix & Garden...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Eureka! EA Guide! It's just like TV Guide, only nothing like it!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|This should detail the programming language of our world, which is how I normally talk as I'm a nerd.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Prof. Frink, whether you're here or not, I need to talk to you!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Yes, my young glaven! What goofball science need caused you to seek me out?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I'm trying to build a machine that unlocks the code of the universe, so I can make it visible to all.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|This isn't for the hacking and the malware spreading and the free donuts that lose potential corporate income?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|No. I just want to show people that they're worthless morons so they'll agree to be my friends.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ok. Well, that's fine.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|You get the fake technology you need from my brand-name line, sold exclusively at Honest John's Computers.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Honest John's? They carry gloybal circuits AND moyven sprockets?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|They better.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I didn't put my face on a display table to sell a bunch of tablets and graphing calculators.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6" which is to "Make Database Nerd Out" and "Make Prof. Frink Help Database with Crazy Science". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|You've done it! Your very first cartoonishly nonsensical contraption. I'm so proud!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Thanks. In some way, I feel I have already accomplished my goal.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|For I have made a friend in you.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Yes, oy-um. But you can't count on me.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I'm premium and you're regular -- it's a friendship that some cheapskates won't allow.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Also, once you build a machine, you've got to flip the on switch.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Even the hydrogen bomb got a test drive.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== 99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, "Hey, what's going on?"}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I can read what you said too, Homer.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Don't be afraid.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|SHUUUUUUUHB?!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Exactly!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Counterpoint: Texting.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ooooooo!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Now how do I get rid of the "Ooooooo"?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Uh... what's it that I gotta do again?}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1" which is to "Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts ''(x15)'', "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts" and "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I feel honored people are--}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|People are enjoying what I—}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Oh lord, what have I—}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== 99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Hmmm.
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|ZZZ...tap...ZZZ}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Homer, everyone in town can—}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Homer!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|SEE!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|D'oh!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Then the word "tap" won't appear, needing you to tap it.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Got it. Thanks, Lisa.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I tried.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.}}
 +
}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Skateboard ''(x3)''". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Tap.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|D'oh!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== 99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|gldfhklfkj *hiccup*}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|ylkv%#fr *hiccup*}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|ylkv%#fr *hiccup*}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|$$$$$$ *vomit*}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Don't you get it?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|You can't get people to want to quote unquote 'hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB| But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|SHUUUUUUUHB?!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ugh, did I just say "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"? I'm becoming more like my father every day.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Schlerffftttp!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|No, you can't!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Aw.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Meditate". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|So don't sass off about it.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== Bloatation Device ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Youz guys, I don't see no more words no more! I can go back to not being sure how youz is spelled.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Should I include an 'e'? Should I not? Two 'o' vowels back-to-back like 'booze'? I ain't at all sure!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Yes. I reset the universe code to the way it was. And to make up for messing with everyone, I even managed to pry out some of those donuts you all like.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Yay! We can all be welcome to Superfriends 2.0!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Superfriends 2.0.1. Don't forget the latest patch!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Oh Database. Life is going to be hard for you.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|At least until college.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Bloatation Device" which is to "Make Database Go for Shakes", "Make Martin Go for Shakes", "Make Lisa Go for Shakes". It takes 12 hours and rewards the player with {{Donut|5}} Donuts.|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== Yellow Blues ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan.}}
 
{{TB|Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already.}}
 
{{TB|I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately.}}
 
{{TB|Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
{{TB|Is that comment…because I'm Asian?}}
+
{{TB|Is that comment...because I'm Asian?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|WHUUUUT?!}}
 
{{TB|WHUUUUT?!}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Bart! You're not helping.}}
 
{{TB|Bart! You're not helping.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
{{TB|Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like “yellowface” and “yellow peril”, when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right.}}
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{{TB|Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like "yellowface" and "yellow peril", when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!}}
 
{{TB|Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y.}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner.}}
 
{{TB|To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
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}}
 
}}
  
===Fuguaboutit Pt. 1===
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=== Fuguaboutit Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Where are my loyal customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant.}}
 
{{TB|Where are my loyal customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!}}
 
{{TB|We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone.}}
 
{{TB|Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
{{TB|Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing ‘ahem.'}}
+
{{TB|Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing 'ahem.'}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?}}
 
{{TB|So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Yes. They do both.}}
 
{{TB|Yes. They do both.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!}}
 
{{TB|Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!}}
 
{{TB|I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth.}}
 
{{TB|Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth.}}
{{TBT|Akira}}
+
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?}}
 
{{TB|On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu" and "Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu ''(x10)''". It takes 1 and 2 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu" and "Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu ''(x10)''". It takes 1 and 2 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|On behalf of my food-poisoned clients, I hope they all recover quickly, or you're in big trouble.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|On behalf of my 20% of any settlement, I hope at least one dies. I really like money.}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== Fuguaboutit Pt. 2 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|No one cares about quality when the samples are free.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|By the way, where are all the Asian people.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Yeah... Asian people... Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Buddhist Temple" and "Make Akira Discretely Talk About Double Standards". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
== External links ==
+
=== Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2 ===
*[http://tstonews.com/database-patch-2-pre-launch/ TSTONews - Database Patch 2 Pre-Launch]
+
{{Table|
{{reflist}}
+
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out|updates=yes}}
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{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Hey, um, where are the Asian people?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Heh... sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Sooooo... you and her are it.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|There are actually possibly three aliens in this town... if the town belongs to a big spender.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Take on City Hall". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|That's Korean.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|This meeting has not gone well.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits—}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota...the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for...speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America.}}
 +
}}
 +
=== A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|That meeting was maddening.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Where is Cookie Kwan? Where is Hubert Wong and his parents?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Where are Tetsuo and Kaneda, my best friends that everyone in Springfield's Asian-American community know and love?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|TETSUO! KANEDA!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Breathe, Akira, and visualize mini trees.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|If I focus on my bonsai, it will help me stay zen, and other Japanese-y things. Anime.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Plant a Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Aw, it's like a bushy baby Groot. Baby Groot – heh heh – time for a branch cut.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|This adorable little plant is totally taking my mind off the clear racial imbalance in how people return to this town.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Who needs equal treatment of many when I can work on me?}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Re-potting a bonsai gives it fresh nutrients and helps it remain strong.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|It's as if when you live in a small, contained place, you need to change the old soil - kick up the environment - to keep yourself from wilting and dying.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Could that somehow be a metaphor for life? Springfield equals "small place."}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|The stagnant lack of diversity equals "old soil." And what would keep us from wilting and dying? Ah...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|No, Akira! Bonsai is your time to let go.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Bury your ambitions way down inside where they can be forgotten and never disturb you again.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|So yeah... uh... cute tree description something something pot?}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3" which is to "Make Akira Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{TBT|Message}}
 +
{{TB|Make Akira Plant, Prune and Re-pot to get more Bonsai!}}
 +
}}
 +
=== A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ah ha! A perfect bonsai to plant. No one else in Springfield has these unique and mad skills.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|This is why we need to increase diversity. Think of all the useful and impressive stereotypes that can't be given expression.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Who is to do manis and pedis? Who does math moderately better than others? Who dry cleans clothes using ancient secrets?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|By placing this tree into the ground, I let an idea take root. Expanding the representation of cultures adds value to all communities.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Also, that I rock at bonsai.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4" which is to "Build Bonsai ''(x3)''".|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|You know, your skill isn't that special. Any bozo like me can just buy your precious crooked shrub with donuts.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|But to be able to do without donuts what you need donuts to do, that is a special skill indeed.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|What are you trying to say, Yoda?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Having me do it saves you donuts.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Donuts I can use on other things? Ah, you are wise! Can I call you sensei?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Okay. But only if the term has nothing to do with my race, and only applies because of my incredible intelligence.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Sure. Whatever works for you.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Sensei, if you want to show how awesome your ancestral culture is, I know a better way than shoving midget trees everywhere.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Use your ability to kick ass to prove you guys are kickass!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Homer, you think being breathtakingly powerful at martial arts will excite people more than being good with vegetables?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Yuh huh!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Homer-san, please join me, but only if you have appropriate attire. When it comes to violence, I am very strict about wardrobe.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Karate Time". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
=== Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Why do you want me to say this?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Just do it! Just do it! Just do it!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I still don't understand what the point is.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Trust me. Doing karate was awesome, right? I promise this will be even awesomer.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ok. Here goes. *clears throat*}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Oh my!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|He he he. You sound just like him.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Impersonate a Character from Star Trek". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|That isn't Sulu. Sulu tried to buy weed and go to White Castle.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Grrrrr. I hate the passage of time.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese) ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Kumiko Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Akira-san, I heard of your efforts to diversify Springfield. I wanted to applaud you on your efforts, as valiant as ineffective.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ah, Kumiko-chan, it is nice to meet you. Lisa was right. You are easy to talk to, and rarely get jokes to say.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Kumiko Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Actually, I am quite funny. But only in Japanese, the best language for all comedy.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|I could use a laugh. Let us converse in the tongue of our ancestors, and practice speaking behind everyone else's back without them knowing.}}
 +
{{THT|The player receives "I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)" which is to " Make Akira Speak Japanese with Kumiko". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|Ha ha! That is hilarious, Kumiko.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon‎}}
 +
{{TB|What makes it even funnier is how it's impossible to translate into English.}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== Friendship Points Levels ==
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Image|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Name}}
 +
{{TH|Costs}}
 +
{{TH|Unlock message}}
 +
{{TH|Level required}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Marge Tetherball Statue.png|100px]]}}
 +
{{TB|[[Marge in Chains|Marge Tetherball Statue]]}}
 +
{{TB|{{FP|4,000}} / {{Donut|400}}}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Marge Tetherball Unlock.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|10}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png|100px]]}}
 +
{{TB|[[Mr. Teeny]]}}
 +
{{TB|{{FP|5,000}} / {{Donut|500}}}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Friendship Level 11.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|11}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== Other changes made ==
 +
:''Sourced from [http://tstotopix.me/2014/09/05/what-changed-level-44-update/ TSTOTopix - What Changed with the Level 44 Update?]''
 +
*Two friend levels were added.
 +
*Characters were added back into the Krustyland Goers character group. They were added with the Level 43 update, but removed with the {{TOCU|Clash of Clones}} update.
 +
*The Valentine's Pond was added to the decorations which can be placed in Krustyland.
 +
*[[Shary Bobbins]] was moved from the [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/Helpful Guest Stars|Helpful Guest Stars]] character collection to [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/More Oddballs|More Oddballs]].
 +
*The Love Bench was added to the Benches group, which means it can be used for tasks which require a bench.
 +
*Homer's 16 hour task from the {{TOCU|July 4th 2014}} event to "Safely Do His Job" was removed from his task list.
 +
*Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Nelson, Sherri & Terri, and Martin now have the 6 hour task to Go To School. Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Rod, and Todd had the task already. Jimbo, Kearney, and Sherri & Terri will earn the premium rate (though Sherri & Terri only earn for one character unlike their other tasks). Database gets the task for one quest only.
 +
*While Mr Teeny is locked, Krusty will still have the 12 hour task to Walk Mr Teeny and it will earn the regular rate of $420 and 100 XP. After Mr Teeny is unlocked, they'll both do the task and it will require both Krusty and Mr Teeny to be free. It'll earn $840 and 200 XP.
 +
*Eddie and Lou have their 4-hour tasks in Krustyland to "Ride The Viking Boat" restored, after being removed with the Clash of Clones Event update. Their 8 hour task to "Ride The Eyeballs Of Death" no longer pays premium. This has to be a mistake, as it is a premium attraction in Krustyland, and other non-premium characters like Lisa, Bart, and Comic Book Guy still earn premium for the same task.
 +
*Building base multipliers updated. Level 36 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 37 & 38 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 39 at 1.4 times, level 40 at 1.6 times, level 41 at 2 times, level 42 at 3 times, and levels 43 and 44 at 4 times.
 +
*The default building award for 8 hour buildings now earns {{Cash|150}} and {{XP|13}} when it used to earn {{Cash|135}} and {{XP|15}}.
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*[[Lisa Simpson#Cool Lisa|Cool Lisa]] should now have sounds when touched or given jobs.
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 +
== References ==
 +
{{Reflist}}
 +
 
 +
{{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}}
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Level 44}}

Revision as of 07:52, July 8, 2022

060 "Clash of Clones"
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"Level 44"
"Level 45" 062

The Level 44 content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on September 5, 2014.

On Facebook on September 5, 2014 a string of numbers, 4461746162617365, was posted along with a teaser:

A hacker's on the loose in Springfield and not even your deepest, darkest thoughts are safe. Especially that one you're thinking right now. And seriously, that's disgusting. Stay tuned for Level 44 and a new update to find out what this hacker wants!

It was found that the numbers, when translated from Hexadecimal to ASCII, resulted in the word "Database", implying the character Database would be implemented.[1]

Two new Friendship Points levels were also implemented in this update.


Level Up Message

The level-up message is said by Miss Hoover

Level Up Message
Level44.png

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Database.png Database Tapped Out Database New Character.png Unlocked with Honest John's Computers.
Akira Kurosawa.png Akira Tapped Out Akira New Character.png Unlocked with the Happy Sumo.
Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png Mr. Teeny Tapped Out Mr. Teeny Unlock.png Is a Friendship Points prize. One job: "Go for a Walk with Krusty".

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Honest John's Computers.png Honest John's Computers Cash.png343,850 24h Unlocks Database.
Tapped Out The Happy Sumo.png The Happy Sumo Donut Tapped Out.png100 Unlocks Akira. Requires Level 5 and the completion of "Is There an Al Coholic Here Pt. 1".

Squidport

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Bloaters at the Squidport.png Bloaters at the Squidport Cash.png260,000
Donut Tapped Out.png12
24h Adding Tips for Parties of Four or More

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Plum Tree.png Plum Tree Cash.png325
Tapped Out Bonsai.png Bonsai Donut Tapped Out.png12

Gameplay

Database Recovery Pt. 1

After the player logs in

Template:Tapped Out Power Plant Icon

MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.
Carl Homer, good God, what are you doing?!
Carl You can't let an elephant drink up all the reactor coolant!
Carl It may be an incredible visual for all of us who can see inside the power plant, but it's also very dangerous.
Homer What, so I should let this majestic creature slurp water from a curb puddle like some common hippo?
Carl Spit out that coolant, Schnoozo!
Stampy *trunk blast*
Carl Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the...
Carl ...third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.
Carl This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!
Carl Why it's missing this town's most famous landmark -- Honest John's Computers!
Lenny Are you guys talking about Honest John's Computers? Man, I miss that place.
Carl Sure, Honest John's was the beating heart of this 'burg. No one's disputing that.
Moe I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold 'puters.
Moe But I don't need to describe what Honest John's looks like. It's an image we all treasure.
Quimby Truly, I would rather be mayor of North Korea than run a Springfield without Honest John's.
Carl Then let's just rebuild it in the town we have.
Carl Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.
The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 1" which is to "Build Honest John's Computers". It takes 24 hours.
Database Gaaah! By Dr. Who's Tardis, I'm back!
Database Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens.
Moe Who the hells is that?

Database Recovery Pt. 2

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous.
Moe Again, whose is ya again?
Bart I heard we got a new kid! Is it...
Bart ...oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong.
Database I promise my presence will delight and--
Homer Whatever, nerdburger.
Homer We've got Honest John's back! Time to celebrate by browsing marked up computers and computer accessories!
Mr. Burns Ah, Honest John's. Such a magical place!
Mr. Burns Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk.
Database That is not accurate to--
Homer Ignore the child! To Honest John's and the Springfield of our dreams!
The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 2" which is to "Make Townspeople Hang Out at Honest John's Computers (x10)" and "Make Database Be Alone". It takes 6 and 24 hours.
Homer This mousepad looks like it's made of cheese. Oh bless you, Honest John's! Bless you!

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.
Database I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.
Lisa I'd really like to, Data...Data...
Database Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.
Lisa You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.
Lisa They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.
Database Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.
Lisa ...Is it wheezing?
Database Bonsai!
Database Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.
The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Plant Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.
Database In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.
Database Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
Tapped Out Bonsai.png ...
Database Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.
Tapped Out Bonsai.png ...
Database Quiet, Bonnie!
Database And you better not scream when I prune you.
Database It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.
The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Bonsai.png !!!

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.
Database Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?
Akira May I be of service, sad weirdo?
Akira As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.
Akira My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.
Database Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.
Database As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.
Akira Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, "No backsies!" So it's pretty much ours.
The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
Database Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.
Akira That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.
Akira As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?
Database I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.
Bart Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.
Database Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?
Database I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.
Bart Wordplay is never fun.
Bart Anything you learn at school – words, numbers, self-identity and how to form meaningful peer relationships – is lame.
Lisa I like wordplay--
Database FRIEND!
Lisa Uh, thanks for your bonsai offer, Database. But while we're done with Honest John's, we've moved on to other things.
Bart I'm poking a hive of dying yellow jackets with a dried-up highlighter.
Milhouse And I'm leaning my rather large nose waaaay too close--
Skinner Children, whatever time it is, it's time for school!
Skinner So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."
Database School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!
Database *sigh* That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Go to School" and "Make Children Go to School (x8)". It takes 6 hours.
Database I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.
Miss Hoover Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.
Miss Hoover I spelled "job" correctly, right?
Database Yes, Miss Hoover.
Miss Hoover And have tomorrow's lesson plan to me by 10pm tonight.
Miss Hoover I like to review it while my kelp-and-volcanic-mud facial sets.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Hey Martin! We are like-minded types, i.e. losers, i.e. people who say i.e. -- want to hang?
Martin Hang? Now?
Martin I seem to recall wanting to "hang" once upon a more convenient hour, only to be turned aside like a Timon of Athens or other lesser work of The Bard.
Database I'm sorry I didn't invite you to join Superfriends, Martin.
Database The week we formed it you were a theater ponce, not a tech weenie.
Database You change your interests around a lot.
Martin I am a general, catch-all dork-type and everyone knows it!
Martin Now good day, sir!
Database Martin, we can be Superfriends 2.0. That's a reference to software upgrades I just thought of--
Martin I SAID GOOD DAY!
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2" which is to "Make Martin Ride a Bike". It takes 8 hours.
Martin Ahhhh. Nothing restores balance to the mind like an 8 hour bike ride.
Database So have you thought over Superfriends 2.0 yet? Think we got a real winner of a notion, I do.
Martin C'mon, Database. Take a hint. I said, "I SAID GOOD DAY" and everything.
Database Oh. "Good day" means "go away." I get it now.
Martin In this town, people can find you and talk to you no matter where you are or they are. That is super creepy.
Martin Though it does explain why we have no phones.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3

After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark
Dolph Hey dweebus, you look sad. If you miss the old Springfield, I can make this place seem just like it.
Database Uh, your words sound like a set up to beating me up.
Nelson What? Dolph was expressing sincere thoughts of concern.
Database He started off by insulting me.
Database I thought he was insinuating he'd make new Springfield seem more familiar by hitting me, as he used to do in the past.
Nelson One: Dolph uses insults to couch his emotions. That's just how Dolph is.
Dolph Thanks for getting me, Nelson Butt-Muntz.
Nelson Two: We were going to suggest visiting places that were important to you in the old town, and forging a new connection with those places.
Nelson It helps us get through the day.
Dolph You do not get to tell me when I am expressing empathy or not, D-Base!
Dolph You don't know me! You're not my dream journal!
Database I'm sorry, Dolph, truly I am.
Nelson We're bullies, so we don't really do apologies. By our code, there's only one way to gain forgiveness.
Database I understand. Please avoid breaking my glasses, if you can.
Database Whoever is in charge has yet to build an optometrist's office.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Get Bullied". It takes 8 hours.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson If I had been asked before what body part would be sorest after pounding on a nerd, I wouldn't have said the wrists.
Nelson But my arm wigglers are barking!
Database Thanks for spending some time with me, guys.
Database If you want to meet up to bully me again, I'm open.
Dolph I feel unclean inside. I need a bikini carwash for my soul.
Database Doesn't have to be a serious thing. I get you have a lot going on.
Database Just when you've got no one better to pick on, you know.
Nelson Keep your giant, creep-o head away from us, D-Base!
Nelson You've taken the purity of hurting those weaker than you and made it seem disgusting.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4" which is to "Make Database Bully Himself". It takes 1 hour.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Why are you walking around like a humdrum little glum bum. Did someone make fun of your glasses?
Database No. What's wrong with my glasses?
Marge Uh... nothing.
Marge Nothing could be wrong with wearing Sally Jesse Raphael's binoculars. It's a flattering look.
Marge I bet I know something that'll pick that chin up. I'm kind of the Number One mom around here.
Marge Don't tell Manjula or Bernice I said that.
Marge All you need to succeed is to be yourself. If you're yourself, then everyone has to like you!
Database That's it! That's exactly how I'll get this town to like me!
Marge Mom Number One does it again!
Marge I'm glad you let me give you some advice. The only time I get to spend guiding my children is when I walk Maggie.
Database Actually, your advice was total gibberish.
Database How can I be anybody but myself?
Database Even if I'm uncertain or lying, that's still me. Only dimwit actors pretend to be other people.
Database For the rest of us, even our pretenses are just explorations of different aspects of our personalities.
Database What was useful is that what you said was totally idiotic.
Database Most of what people say is totally idiotic. If they could just see that, then they'd realize they aren't superior to me.
Database And then they'll be willing to be my friends!
Marge If this is being yourself, then you were right. That advice was terrible.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5" which is to "Make Database Browse Magazines on Code". It takes 4 hours.
Database I just need to find the magazine that contains the source code for the universe.
Database Let's see: Matrixweek, Matrix Illustrated, Matrix People, McSweeney's Matrix Report, Matrix & Garden...
Database Eureka! EA Guide! It's just like TV Guide, only nothing like it!
Database This should detail the programming language of our world, which is how I normally talk as I'm a nerd.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Prof. Frink, whether you're here or not, I need to talk to you!
Professor Frink Yes, my young glaven! What goofball science need caused you to seek me out?
Database I'm trying to build a machine that unlocks the code of the universe, so I can make it visible to all.
Professor Frink This isn't for the hacking and the malware spreading and the free donuts that lose potential corporate income?
Database No. I just want to show people that they're worthless morons so they'll agree to be my friends.
Professor Frink Ok. Well, that's fine.
Professor Frink You get the fake technology you need from my brand-name line, sold exclusively at Honest John's Computers.
Database Honest John's? They carry gloybal circuits AND moyven sprockets?
Professor Frink They better.
Professor Frink I didn't put my face on a display table to sell a bunch of tablets and graphing calculators.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6" which is to "Make Database Nerd Out" and "Make Prof. Frink Help Database with Crazy Science". It takes 24 hours.
Professor Frink You've done it! Your very first cartoonishly nonsensical contraption. I'm so proud!
Database Thanks. In some way, I feel I have already accomplished my goal.
Database For I have made a friend in you.
Professor Frink Yes, oy-um. But you can't count on me.
Professor Frink I'm premium and you're regular -- it's a friendship that some cheapskates won't allow.
Professor Frink Also, once you build a machine, you've got to flip the on switch.
Professor Frink Even the hydrogen bomb got a test drive.

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, "Hey, what's going on?"
Moe I can read what you said too, Homer.
Moe And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.
Moe Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.
Database Don't be afraid.
Database I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.
Homer SHUUUUUUUHB?!
Database Exactly!
Database Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.
Database Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!
Moe I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.
Database Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.
Database Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.
Lisa Counterpoint: Texting.
Quimby I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.
Quimby And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.
Database Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—
Homer Tap!
Homer Ooooooo!
Homer Now how do I get rid of the "Ooooooo"?
Homer Uh... what's it that I gotta do again?
The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1" which is to "Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts (x15), "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts" and "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". It takes 16 hours.
Database I feel honored people are--
Homer Tap.
Database People are enjoying what I—
Homer Tap.
Database Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—
Homer Tap.
Database Oh lord, what have I—
Homer Tap.

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Hmmm.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer ZZZ...tap...ZZZ
Homer Tap.
Marge Homer, everyone in town can—
Homer Tap.
Marge Homer!
Homer Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.
Moe Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!
Homer I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.
Homer Tap.
Homer SEE!
Homer Tap.
Homer D'oh!
Lisa Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.
Lisa Then the word "tap" won't appear, needing you to tap it.
Homer Got it. Thanks, Lisa.
Homer Tap.
Lisa I tried.
Bart Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?
Bart If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.
The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Skateboard (x3)". It takes 4 hours.
Lisa Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.
Lisa We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.
Marge That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.
Marge But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--
Homer Tap.
Homer D'oh!
Marge Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer gldfhklfkj *hiccup*
Professor Frink ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
Dr. Hibbert ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
Mr. Burns $$$$$$ *vomit*
Database How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?
Lisa Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.
Database Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.
Lisa Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.
Database If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.
Database Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?
Lisa I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.
Professor Frink Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.
Lisa Don't you get it?
Lisa You can't get people to want to quote unquote 'hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.
Database But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!
Lisa SHUUUUUUUHB?!
Lisa Ugh, did I just say "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"? I'm becoming more like my father every day.
Database I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.
Database It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.
Database As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.
Database Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.
Database It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.
Homer Schlerffftttp!
Martin No, you can't!
Martin Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.
Lisa Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.
Lisa You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.
Professor Frink Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.
Professor Frink Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.
Martin I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.
Database Aw.
Lisa To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.
Lisa You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?
The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Meditate". It takes 12 hours.
Lisa By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.
Lisa So don't sass off about it.

Bloatation Device

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Youz guys, I don't see no more words no more! I can go back to not being sure how youz is spelled.
Moe Should I include an 'e'? Should I not? Two 'o' vowels back-to-back like 'booze'? I ain't at all sure!
Database Yes. I reset the universe code to the way it was. And to make up for messing with everyone, I even managed to pry out some of those donuts you all like.
Martin Yay! We can all be welcome to Superfriends 2.0!
Database Superfriends 2.0.1. Don't forget the latest patch!
Lisa Oh Database. Life is going to be hard for you.
Lisa At least until college.
The player receives "Bloatation Device" which is to "Make Database Go for Shakes", "Make Martin Go for Shakes", "Make Lisa Go for Shakes". It takes 12 hours and rewards the player with Donut Tapped Out.png5 Donuts.

Yellow Blues

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan.
Akira I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already.
Lisa It's terrific you're back, Akira!
Lisa Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately.
Akira Is that comment...because I'm Asian?
Lisa WHUUUUT?!
Lisa NO! No, I love races! And colors!
Lisa In fact, rainbow is my favorite sherbet flavor.
Bart How could the color yellow apply to Asians? You're more pale than we are.
Lisa Bart! You're not helping.
Akira Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like "yellowface" and "yellow peril", when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right.
Homer Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!
Akira Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y.
Akira To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner.
Homer Alright! Why let anger eat away at you when you can eat away your anger?
The player receives "Yellow Blues" which is to "Make Akira Work a 24 Hour Shift" and "Make The Simpsons Family Take Advantage of a Free Mea (x6)". It takes 6 and 24 hours.

Fuguaboutit Pt. 1

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Where are my loyal customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant.
Akira We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!
Professor Frink Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone.
Professor Frink Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing 'ahem.'
Akira So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?
Professor Frink Yes. They do both.
Akira Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!
Akira I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!
Akira Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth.
Akira On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?
The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu" and "Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu (x10)". It takes 1 and 2 hours.
Blue-Haired Lawyer On behalf of my food-poisoned clients, I hope they all recover quickly, or you're in big trouble.
Blue-Haired Lawyer On behalf of my 20% of any settlement, I hope at least one dies. I really like money.

Fuguaboutit Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback.
Akira Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick.
Akira But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss.
Akira No one cares about quality when the samples are free.
The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples". It takes 4 hours.
Akira People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!

Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing.
Akira Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat.
Akira By the way, where are all the Asian people.
Akira Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time.
Lisa Yeah... Asian people... Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife.
Akira That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well?
Lisa No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart.
Lisa Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town.
The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Buddhist Temple" and "Make Akira Discretely Talk About Double Standards". It takes 12 hours.

Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Hey, um, where are the Asian people?
Lisa Heh... sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife?
Akira Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back.
Lisa Sooooo... you and her are it.
Akira What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people?
Lisa There are actually possibly three aliens in this town... if the town belongs to a big spender.
Akira THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?!
Lisa Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian?
Akira Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful.
Akira And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up.
The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Take on City Hall". It takes 24 hours.
Quimby I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi!
Akira That's Korean.
Quimby Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work?
Akira This meeting has not gone well.
Quimby Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian.
Quimby By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits—
Akira How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets!
Quimby Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that.
Quimby Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota...the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country.
Quimby Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states.
Quimby We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for...speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America.

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira That meeting was maddening.
Akira Where is Cookie Kwan? Where is Hubert Wong and his parents?
Akira Where are Tetsuo and Kaneda, my best friends that everyone in Springfield's Asian-American community know and love?
Akira TETSUO! KANEDA!
Akira Breathe, Akira, and visualize mini trees.
Akira If I focus on my bonsai, it will help me stay zen, and other Japanese-y things. Anime.
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Plant a Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Aw, it's like a bushy baby Groot. Baby Groot – heh heh – time for a branch cut.
Akira This adorable little plant is totally taking my mind off the clear racial imbalance in how people return to this town.
Akira Who needs equal treatment of many when I can work on me?
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Re-potting a bonsai gives it fresh nutrients and helps it remain strong.
Akira It's as if when you live in a small, contained place, you need to change the old soil - kick up the environment - to keep yourself from wilting and dying.
Akira Could that somehow be a metaphor for life? Springfield equals "small place."
Akira The stagnant lack of diversity equals "old soil." And what would keep us from wilting and dying? Ah...
Akira No, Akira! Bonsai is your time to let go.
Akira Bury your ambitions way down inside where they can be forgotten and never disturb you again.
Akira So yeah... uh... cute tree description something something pot?
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3" which is to "Make Akira Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
Message Make Akira Plant, Prune and Re-pot to get more Bonsai!

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Ah ha! A perfect bonsai to plant. No one else in Springfield has these unique and mad skills.
Akira This is why we need to increase diversity. Think of all the useful and impressive stereotypes that can't be given expression.
Akira Who is to do manis and pedis? Who does math moderately better than others? Who dry cleans clothes using ancient secrets?
Akira By placing this tree into the ground, I let an idea take root. Expanding the representation of cultures adds value to all communities.
Akira Also, that I rock at bonsai.
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4" which is to "Build Bonsai (x3)".
Homer You know, your skill isn't that special. Any bozo like me can just buy your precious crooked shrub with donuts.
Akira But to be able to do without donuts what you need donuts to do, that is a special skill indeed.
Homer What are you trying to say, Yoda?
Akira Having me do it saves you donuts.
Homer Donuts I can use on other things? Ah, you are wise! Can I call you sensei?
Akira Okay. But only if the term has nothing to do with my race, and only applies because of my incredible intelligence.
Homer Sure. Whatever works for you.

Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Sensei, if you want to show how awesome your ancestral culture is, I know a better way than shoving midget trees everywhere.
Homer Use your ability to kick ass to prove you guys are kickass!
Akira Homer, you think being breathtakingly powerful at martial arts will excite people more than being good with vegetables?
Homer Yuh huh!
Akira Homer-san, please join me, but only if you have appropriate attire. When it comes to violence, I am very strict about wardrobe.
The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Karate Time". It takes 8 hours.

Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Why do you want me to say this?
Homer Just do it! Just do it! Just do it!
Akira I still don't understand what the point is.
Homer Trust me. Doing karate was awesome, right? I promise this will be even awesomer.
Akira Ok. Here goes. *clears throat*
Akira Oh my!
Homer He he he. You sound just like him.
The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Impersonate a Character from Star Trek". It takes 12 hours.
Bart That isn't Sulu. Sulu tried to buy weed and go to White Castle.
Homer Grrrrr. I hate the passage of time.

I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)

After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark
Kumiko Akira-san, I heard of your efforts to diversify Springfield. I wanted to applaud you on your efforts, as valiant as ineffective.
Akira Ah, Kumiko-chan, it is nice to meet you. Lisa was right. You are easy to talk to, and rarely get jokes to say.
Kumiko Actually, I am quite funny. But only in Japanese, the best language for all comedy.
Akira I could use a laugh. Let us converse in the tongue of our ancestors, and practice speaking behind everyone else's back without them knowing.
The player receives "I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)" which is to " Make Akira Speak Japanese with Kumiko". It takes 6 hours.
Akira Ha ha! That is hilarious, Kumiko.
Akira What makes it even funnier is how it's impossible to translate into English.

Friendship Points Levels

Image Name Costs Unlock message Level required
Tapped Out Marge Tetherball Statue.png Marge Tetherball Statue FP Tapped Out.png4,000 / Donut Tapped Out.png400 300px 10
Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png Mr. Teeny FP Tapped Out.png5,000 / Donut Tapped Out.png500 300px 11

Other changes made

Sourced from TSTOTopix - What Changed with the Level 44 Update?
  • Two friend levels were added.
  • Characters were added back into the Krustyland Goers character group. They were added with the Level 43 update, but removed with the Clash of Clones update.
  • The Valentine's Pond was added to the decorations which can be placed in Krustyland.
  • Shary Bobbins was moved from the Helpful Guest Stars character collection to More Oddballs.
  • The Love Bench was added to the Benches group, which means it can be used for tasks which require a bench.
  • Homer's 16 hour task from the July 4th 2014 event to "Safely Do His Job" was removed from his task list.
  • Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Nelson, Sherri & Terri, and Martin now have the 6 hour task to Go To School. Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Rod, and Todd had the task already. Jimbo, Kearney, and Sherri & Terri will earn the premium rate (though Sherri & Terri only earn for one character unlike their other tasks). Database gets the task for one quest only.
  • While Mr Teeny is locked, Krusty will still have the 12 hour task to Walk Mr Teeny and it will earn the regular rate of $420 and 100 XP. After Mr Teeny is unlocked, they'll both do the task and it will require both Krusty and Mr Teeny to be free. It'll earn $840 and 200 XP.
  • Eddie and Lou have their 4-hour tasks in Krustyland to "Ride The Viking Boat" restored, after being removed with the Clash of Clones Event update. Their 8 hour task to "Ride The Eyeballs Of Death" no longer pays premium. This has to be a mistake, as it is a premium attraction in Krustyland, and other non-premium characters like Lisa, Bart, and Comic Book Guy still earn premium for the same task.
  • Building base multipliers updated. Level 36 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 37 & 38 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 39 at 1.4 times, level 40 at 1.6 times, level 41 at 2 times, level 42 at 3 times, and levels 43 and 44 at 4 times.
  • The default building award for 8 hour buildings now earns Cash.png150 and XP.png13 when it used to earn Cash.png135 and XP.png15.
  • Cool Lisa should now have sounds when touched or given jobs.

References