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− | {{title|''The Simpsons: Tapped Out | + | {{TOCU title}} |
− | '''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s fifty- | + | {{for|the Tapped Out's 4th of July content update from 2014|other year's Tapped Out 4th of July content updates|The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th of July content update|TSTO 4th of July Content Updates}} |
+ | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 42 content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Yard Sale 2014 content update}} | ||
+ | '''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s fifty-fifth content update''', also known as the '''July 4th 2014 content update''' was released on July 2, 2014. | ||
== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
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{{TH|Name}} | {{TH|Name}} | ||
{{TH|Unlock message}} | {{TH|Unlock message}} | ||
− | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:George Washington.png|75px]]}} |
{{TB|[[George Washington]]}} | {{TB|[[George Washington]]}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out George Washington New Character.png|350px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out George Washington New Character.png|350px]]}} | ||
− | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Giuseppe Granfinali.png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[Giuseppe Granfinali]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Giuseppe Granfinali|Giuseppe]]}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Giuseppe Granfinali New Character.png|350px]]}} |
}} | }} | ||
== Buildings == | == Buildings == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{TH|Image|width= | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Name}} | {{TH|Name}} | ||
{{TH|Building time}} | {{TH|Building time}} | ||
{{TH|Costs}} | {{TH|Costs}} | ||
− | |||
{{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|[[File:Sit-N-Rotate Tapped Out.png|100px]]}} |
− | |||
{{TB|[[Sit-N-Rotate]]}} | {{TB|[[Sit-N-Rotate]]}} | ||
{{TB|3d}} | {{TB|3d}} | ||
{{TB|{{Cash|10000000}}}} | {{TB|{{Cash|10000000}}}} | ||
{{TB|}} | {{TB|}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{TBT|[[File:Giuseppe's Workshop Tapped Out.png|100px]]}} |
− | + | {{TB|[[Giuseppe Granfinali|Giuseppe's Workshop]]}} | |
− | |||
− | {{TB|[[Giuseppe's Workshop]]}} | ||
{{TB|24h}} | {{TB|24h}} | ||
{{TB|{{Cash|5000}}}} | {{TB|{{Cash|5000}}}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[Giuseppe Granfinali|Giuseppe]]}} |
− | |||
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Decorations== | + | == Decorations == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|Decoration}} | {{TH|Decoration}} | ||
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{{TH|Other}} | {{TH|Other}} | ||
{{TBT|Lincoln Memorial}} | {{TBT|Lincoln Memorial}} | ||
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lincoln Memorial.png|100px]]}} |
{{TB|{{Cash|100000}}}} | {{TB|{{Cash|100000}}}} | ||
{{TB|}} | {{TB|}} | ||
{{TBT|Fireworks Barge}} | {{TBT|Fireworks Barge}} | ||
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Fireworks Barge.png|100px]]}} |
{{TB|{{Donut|80}}}} | {{TB|{{Donut|80}}}} | ||
{{TB|}} | {{TB|}} | ||
{{TBT|American Flag}} | {{TBT|American Flag}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out American Flag.png| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out American Flag.png|25px]]}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|5600}}}} |
{{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}} | {{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}} | ||
{{TBT|Pinwheel Firework}} | {{TBT|Pinwheel Firework}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png|50px]]}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} |
{{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}} | {{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}} | ||
− | {{TBT| | + | {{TBT|Crate of Fireworks}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png|75px]]}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|60}}}} |
{{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}} | {{TB|Only at 4th July 2014}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Ye Olde Cherry Tree }} | + | {{TBT|Ye Olde Cherry Tree}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Ye Olde Cherry Tree.png|100px]]}} |
{{TB|{{Donut|180}}}} | {{TB|{{Donut|180}}}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Unlocks George Washington}} |
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Returning items == | ||
+ | Several items from the 4th July's 2013 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2013's events. | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Characters === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|Image}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Name}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Unlock message}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Abraham Lincoln.png|60px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Abraham Lincoln]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln New Character.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Rex Banner.png|75px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Rex Banner]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Rex Banner New Character.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Apu 4th July 2013.png|60px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All-American Apu (skin)}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out All-American Apu New Character.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Buildings === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|Image}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Name}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Time}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Costs}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Unlocks}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png|100px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Nighthawk Diner]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|24h}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Donut|90}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Rex Banner}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Lincolns cabin.png|100px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Lincoln's Cabin]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|6s}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Abraham Lincoln]]}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Decorations === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|Image}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Name}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Costs}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Liberty bell.png|75px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Liberty Bell}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Cash|50000}}}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Lisa statue.png|75px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Lisa Statue of Liberty}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Donut|75}}}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Gameplay== | + | == Gameplay == |
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 1==== | + | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 1 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 2==== | + | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 2 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Anyway, we want you to build the most ear-rattling, eyeball-bludgeoning, nose-somehow-obliterating fireworks ever made.}} | {{TB|Anyway, we want you to build the most ear-rattling, eyeball-bludgeoning, nose-somehow-obliterating fireworks ever made.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Would it help to have an extra set of hands? I got an | + | {{TB|Would it help to have an extra set of hands? I got an "A" in second grade chemistry this year.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Chemistry? What-a the hell-a is that?}} | {{TB|Chemistry? What-a the hell-a is that?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wait... you make your living playing with gunpowder all your life, and you have no idea what it's made of?}} | {{TB|Wait... you make your living playing with gunpowder all your life, and you have no idea what it's made of?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Ground-up demon, I always assume.}} | {{TB|Ground-up demon, I always assume.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Okay, find me some-a books on this "chemistry". Real old and out-of-date, like-a me.}} | {{TB|Okay, find me some-a books on this "chemistry". Real old and out-of-date, like-a me.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 3==== | + | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 3 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Granfinali, are we going to start making the fireworks anytime soon?}} | {{TB|Mr. Granfinali, are we going to start making the fireworks anytime soon?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|What does it LOOK-a like I'm-a doing?!}} | {{TB|What does it LOOK-a like I'm-a doing?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sitting in a rocking chair having an animated argument with no one at all.}} | {{TB|Sitting in a rocking chair having an animated argument with no one at all.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|That's-a how I create my fireworks! I talk it-a over with the ghosts of all-a my brothers.}} | {{TB|That's-a how I create my fireworks! I talk it-a over with the ghosts of all-a my brothers.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Once there were-a fifteen Granfinali boys. Now, only Giuseppe. All the others, gone. Blown up to God.}} | {{TB|Once there were-a fifteen Granfinali boys. Now, only Giuseppe. All the others, gone. Blown up to God.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Are you sure you want to solicit advice from ghosts that died in fireworks accidents?}} | {{TB|Are you sure you want to solicit advice from ghosts that died in fireworks accidents?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|They tell-a Giuseppe what NOT to do. That is, when they are not screaming.}} | {{TB|They tell-a Giuseppe what NOT to do. That is, when they are not screaming.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Apparently, getting-a blown up hurts bad, even after you're dead.}} | {{TB|Apparently, getting-a blown up hurts bad, even after you're dead.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 4==== | + | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 4 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Mama Mia! I just-a got an inspection-a notice from Town Hall.}} | {{TB|Mama Mia! I just-a got an inspection-a notice from Town Hall.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
− | {{TB|When they find-a the | + | {{TB|When they find-a the 'works, they gonna take-a them away!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This time the government has gone too far.}} | {{TB|This time the government has gone too far.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If I can bring a loaded AR-15 into a nursery school -- and thanks to the patriotism of dedicated nutcases, I can -- why can't I build explosives for pleasure?}} | {{TB|If I can bring a loaded AR-15 into a nursery school -- and thanks to the patriotism of dedicated nutcases, I can -- why can't I build explosives for pleasure?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|To be fair, fireworks and firearms... they are not-a the same.}} | {{TB|To be fair, fireworks and firearms... they are not-a the same.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You watch what happens.}} | {{TB|You watch what happens.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Oh boy...}} | {{TB|Oh boy...}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 4" which is to "Make Giuseppe Host a Fireworks Support" and "Make Republicans Attend the Fireworks Support Rally ''(x5)''". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 4" which is to "Make Giuseppe Host a Fireworks Support" and "Make Republicans Attend the Fireworks Support Rally ''(x5)''". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|The fireworks... they are-a gone!}} | {{TB|The fireworks... they are-a gone!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What's happened?!}} | {{TB|What's happened?!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|While we were demonstrating, somebody broke in and stole-a them.}} | {{TB|While we were demonstrating, somebody broke in and stole-a them.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|All our precious explode-o's, blammers, and fizzle-booms... gone!}} | {{TB|All our precious explode-o's, blammers, and fizzle-booms... gone!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 5==== | + | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 5 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Who would steal fireworks? Think, Lisa!}} | {{TB|Who would steal fireworks? Think, Lisa!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Fear not. My family has an ancient, secret method for recovering lost fireworks.}} | {{TB|Fear not. My family has an ancient, secret method for recovering lost fireworks.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|You see, the firework, she wants to be with others of her kind.}} | {{TB|You see, the firework, she wants to be with others of her kind.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh... that seems unlikely. But go on...}} | {{TB|Uh... that seems unlikely. But go on...}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|We use the little firecracker to find-a the big firework.}} | {{TB|We use the little firecracker to find-a the big firework.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Take-a the firecracker. Light-a the firecracker. Throw-a the firecracker.}} | {{TB|Take-a the firecracker. Light-a the firecracker. Throw-a the firecracker.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Okay...}} | {{TB|Okay...}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|If you hear a super-big KA-BOOM!, you have found-a the missing fireworks. If not, move on and-a try again.}} | {{TB|If you hear a super-big KA-BOOM!, you have found-a the missing fireworks. If not, move on and-a try again.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And you say this is an ancient family technique?}} | {{TB|And you say this is an ancient family technique?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|My sisters were the fireworks finders in the family. But they are all dead now.}} | {{TB|My sisters were the fireworks finders in the family. But they are all dead now.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Let me guess -- blown up by fireworks?}} | {{TB|Let me guess -- blown up by fireworks?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Yes. What are the odds?}} | {{TB|Yes. What are the odds?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 6==== | + | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 6 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I know. It's ridiculous, right? A whole box of donuts just for me...}} | {{TB|I know. It's ridiculous, right? A whole box of donuts just for me...}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Message}} | + | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} |
{{TB|Oh fine, here's a couple of donuts for you too, but don't you DARE tell anyone, or we'll take them back.}} | {{TB|Oh fine, here's a couple of donuts for you too, but don't you DARE tell anyone, or we'll take them back.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 7==== | + | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 7 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|The very SAME Mr. Burns who is, without fail, behind absolutely every nefarious act in this town!}} | {{TB|The very SAME Mr. Burns who is, without fail, behind absolutely every nefarious act in this town!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Tell me about it. The whole time I'm thinking, | + | {{TB|Tell me about it. The whole time I'm thinking, "It's probably Mr. Burns, but we're not really doing THAT story again, are we?"}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And THEN I thought: | + | {{TB|And THEN I thought: "Well, if it DOES turn out to be Mr. Burns, for sure don't point out how it's ALWAYS Mr. Burns, because that just makes it seem EVEN WORSE."}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But then YOU pointed it out, so I pointed it out, and now it's all anyone can think about.}} | {{TB|But then YOU pointed it out, so I pointed it out, and now it's all anyone can think about.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Which is unfortunate.}} | {{TB|Which is unfortunate.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Well, if-a Mr. Burns is the bad guy, then I'm-a gonna have words with him right now!}} | {{TB|Well, if-a Mr. Burns is the bad guy, then I'm-a gonna have words with him right now!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|Watch and learn, Lis!}} | {{TB|Watch and learn, Lis!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 7" which is to "Make Giuseppe Confront Mr. Burns" and "Make Homer Butt into Giuseppe's Business". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 7" which is to "Make Giuseppe Confront Mr. Burns" and "Make Homer Butt into Giuseppe's Business". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Give-a me back my fireworks, evil skeleton!}} | {{TB|Give-a me back my fireworks, evil skeleton!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|Will do!}} | {{TB|Will do!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Failure to Launch Pt. 8==== | + | |
+ | ==== Failure to Launch Pt. 8 ==== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Well, all is not-a lost. I have a special surprise for you, Lisa.}} | {{TB|Well, all is not-a lost. I have a special surprise for you, Lisa.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You don't mean...}} | {{TB|You don't mean...}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|Yes! We are ready to show-a off our new firework!}} | {{TB|Yes! We are ready to show-a off our new firework!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This is so exciting!}} | {{TB|This is so exciting!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}} |
{{TB|You're-a telling me! I've never fired spent-a nuclear fuel rods into the atmosphere before!}} | {{TB|You're-a telling me! I've never fired spent-a nuclear fuel rods into the atmosphere before!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ====Happy Independence Day!==== | + | ==== Happy Independence Day! ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|When the player logs in on 4th July 2014|colspan=2}} | {{TH|When the player logs in on 4th July 2014|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*Cough*</nowiki> ... Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!"}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*Cough*</nowiki> ... Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!"}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Message}} | + | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} |
{{TB|Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!}} | {{TB|Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Washington Overtime==== | + | |
+ | ==== Washington Overtime ==== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{TH|If the player not | + | {{TH|If the player does not have George Washington on July 16th.|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Aw, I hate when holidays are over. All the Fourth of July stuff is gone.}} | {{TB|Aw, I hate when holidays are over. All the Fourth of July stuff is gone.}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1==== | + | ==== Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|"Previous to the execution of any official act of the President--"}} | {{TB|"Previous to the execution of any official act of the President--"}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
− | {{TB|WHAT THE? WHERE DID PHILADELPHIA GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHY IS | + | {{TB|WHAT THE? WHERE DID PHILADELPHIA GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHY IS "QUICKY MART" SPELLED SO ATROCIOUSLY?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Washington, you've been brought forward in time to the town of Springfield, in America.}} | {{TB|Mr. Washington, you've been brought forward in time to the town of Springfield, in America.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It seems to happen to ex-Presidents a lot.}} | {{TB|It seems to happen to ex-Presidents a lot.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Forward in time? How old is America?}} | {{TB|Forward in time? How old is America?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Two hundred and forty-two years.}} | {{TB|Two hundred and forty-two years.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|You're kidding me, right? That's a joke? Because I told Jefferson I gave this country a decade. Tops.}} | {{TB|You're kidding me, right? That's a joke? Because I told Jefferson I gave this country a decade. Tops.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
− | {{TB|He was all: | + | {{TB|He was all: "Liberty is mankind's natural state!" And I was "Yada yada yada... ten years, chump. Bank on it."}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Still, it's cool to be wrong! So, tell me about this town.}} | {{TB|Still, it's cool to be wrong! So, tell me about this town.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You would've known him as 'Hans Sprungfeld' in your time.}} | {{TB|You would've known him as 'Hans Sprungfeld' in your time.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|SPRUNGFELD?! THAT GUY HAS A TOWN NAMED AFTER HIM? Oh, man. Where is he?}} | {{TB|SPRUNGFELD?! THAT GUY HAS A TOWN NAMED AFTER HIM? Oh, man. Where is he?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|He's going to be picking wooden teeth out of his neck for a month.}} | {{TB|He's going to be picking wooden teeth out of his neck for a month.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1" which is to "Make Washington Hunt for Jebediah Springfield". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1" which is to "Make Washington Hunt for Jebediah Springfield". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Okay, so Sprungfeld is dead. Everyone I know is dead. I get it. So now what?}} | {{TB|Okay, so Sprungfeld is dead. Everyone I know is dead. I get it. So now what?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You want to keep it down, please? I can barely hear myself split rails here, people.}} | {{TB|You want to keep it down, please? I can barely hear myself split rails here, people.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Sheesh. That guy was President?!}} | {{TB|Sheesh. That guy was President?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Number sixteen.}} | {{TB|Number sixteen.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
− | {{TB|He's so gangly-looking. Doesn't really scream | + | {{TB|He's so gangly-looking. Doesn't really scream "President," you know?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|I guess people will elect anything.}} | {{TB|I guess people will elect anything.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2==== | + | |
+ | ==== Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2 ==== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|You know why America has a bicameral legislature, right?}} | {{TB|You know why America has a bicameral legislature, right?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh... because it's a good way to keep power from consolidating in one body?}} | {{TB|Uh... because it's a good way to keep power from consolidating in one body?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Nope. Because when we were tossing around ideas for a new government-- just brain jamming, you know -- some idiot throws out the term | + | {{TB|Nope. Because when we were tossing around ideas for a new government-- just brain jamming, you know -- some idiot throws out the term "bicameral legislature."}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|And everybody just latches onto it.}} | {{TB|And everybody just latches onto it.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|You know that thing where everyone's trying to sound hip and smart by using the hot new term? So annoying!}} | {{TB|You know that thing where everyone's trying to sound hip and smart by using the hot new term? So annoying!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Every time I heard the words, I couldn't decide whether to fall asleep or kill myself.}} | {{TB|Every time I heard the words, I couldn't decide whether to fall asleep or kill myself.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Just totally nuts. I voted for the thing just to shut everyone up.}} | {{TB|Just totally nuts. I voted for the thing just to shut everyone up.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This is incredible! Our scholars need to know this stuff. You've got to commit your memories to paper.}} | {{TB|This is incredible! Our scholars need to know this stuff. You've got to commit your memories to paper.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Seriously, if I told you all the dirt I've got on John Adams, you'd flip your powdered wig. Dude was MESSED UP.}} | {{TB|Seriously, if I told you all the dirt I've got on John Adams, you'd flip your powdered wig. Dude was MESSED UP.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2" which is to "Make Washington Write a Tell-All". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2" which is to "Make Washington Write a Tell-All". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3==== | + | ==== Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I hope you're not finding modern-day America too strange, Mr. Washington.}} | {{TB|I hope you're not finding modern-day America too strange, Mr. Washington.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Nah.}} | {{TB|Nah.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|It'll always be America, so long as people continue to live free, toss their excrement in the streets, and hate the British.}} | {{TB|It'll always be America, so long as people continue to live free, toss their excrement in the streets, and hate the British.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Actually England is our closest ally now.}} | {{TB|Actually England is our closest ally now.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|...}} | {{TB|...}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|You want to repeat that, little lady?}} | {{TB|You want to repeat that, little lady?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh... we've had a lot of time to repair relations...}} | {{TB|Uh... we've had a lot of time to repair relations...}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Repair relations"? With a country that is way more powerful than us?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|AND wants nothing more than to make us her colony again?}} | {{TB|AND wants nothing more than to make us her colony again?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, first of all, our military is a lot bigger than theirs now.}} | {{TB|Well, first of all, our military is a lot bigger than theirs now.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB| Then we should attack immediately, before they have time to raise conscripts!}} | {{TB| Then we should attack immediately, before they have time to raise conscripts!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Unless, of course, you'd prefer to see musky-carrying redcoats on every street corner in the nation.}} | {{TB|Unless, of course, you'd prefer to see musky-carrying redcoats on every street corner in the nation.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Summon my war council!}} | {{TB|Summon my war council!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3" which is to "Make Washington Plan an Invasion of Britain". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3" which is to "Make Washington Plan an Invasion of Britain". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4==== | + | ==== Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Okay, if our ships leave Boston tomorrow, we can reach England in two months.}} | {{TB|Okay, if our ships leave Boston tomorrow, we can reach England in two months.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|We'll rendezvous with Hessian mercenaries -- little girl, remind me to write a letter to Hessia, get that ball rolling.}} | {{TB|We'll rendezvous with Hessian mercenaries -- little girl, remind me to write a letter to Hessia, get that ball rolling.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hessian mercenaries aren't the military force they once were...}} | {{TB|Hessian mercenaries aren't the military force they once were...}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|We will then move inland and seize the royal saltpeter mines.}} | {{TB|We will then move inland and seize the royal saltpeter mines.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|I'd like to see King George try to fight a war without saltpeter. Heh-heh-heh...}} | {{TB|I'd like to see King George try to fight a war without saltpeter. Heh-heh-heh...}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|With a combined force of 20,000 we will easily subdue all of England.}} | {{TB|With a combined force of 20,000 we will easily subdue all of England.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|What do you think, Lisa Simpson? An elegant plan, no?}} | {{TB|What do you think, Lisa Simpson? An elegant plan, no?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You really think 20,000 men armed with muskets will do any good against tanks and machine guns and missiles?}} | {{TB|You really think 20,000 men armed with muskets will do any good against tanks and machine guns and missiles?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|If we have enough horses, yes.}} | {{TB|If we have enough horses, yes.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|I also plan on doubling gin rations, to boost morale. A drunk army is an effective army.}} | {{TB|I also plan on doubling gin rations, to boost morale. A drunk army is an effective army.}} | ||
− | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | |
{{TB|All we need now is the men!}} | {{TB|All we need now is the men!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4" which is to "Make Washington Recruit an Army". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4" which is to "Make Washington Recruit an Army". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5==== | + | ==== Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Okay, I've been traveling door-to-door all day, and so far I've got ZERO recruits for my Grand Army of the Brit-Hating Republic.}} | {{TB|Okay, I've been traveling door-to-door all day, and so far I've got ZERO recruits for my Grand Army of the Brit-Hating Republic.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|What's happened to the England-detesting nation of proud Limey-stranglers I love? Where's our fighting spirit?}} | {{TB|What's happened to the England-detesting nation of proud Limey-stranglers I love? Where's our fighting spirit?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Seriously. The English are our friends. Very nice people. Good music.}} | {{TB|Seriously. The English are our friends. Very nice people. Good music.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|And the most annoying thing?}} | {{TB|And the most annoying thing?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Everyone's just falling all over themselves to thank me: | + | {{TB|Everyone's just falling all over themselves to thank me: "You're the Father of Our Country!" "Thank you, George Washington!"}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|If you love me so much, get in the boat and help me stick a cannon ball in Big Ben.}} | {{TB|If you love me so much, get in the boat and help me stick a cannon ball in Big Ben.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thank you for your wisdom, and your strength, and for being everything a man can be. I mean EVERYTHING!}} | {{TB|Thank you for your wisdom, and your strength, and for being everything a man can be. I mean EVERYTHING!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Uh-huh. Look, that's very nice, but I'm just a guy. Happy to be of service. No need to go crazy, pal.}} | {{TB|Uh-huh. Look, that's very nice, but I'm just a guy. Happy to be of service. No need to go crazy, pal.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5" which is to "Make Washington Reject Praise". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5" which is to "Make Washington Reject Praise". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6==== | + | ==== Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} |
{{TB|George Washington! It's really him! The greatest real-life superhero of all!}} | {{TB|George Washington! It's really him! The greatest real-life superhero of all!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thanks for being the best Founding Father a country could ask for! We love you!}} | {{TB|Thanks for being the best Founding Father a country could ask for! We love you!}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Fine. That's very fine. Thank you. Go away.}} | {{TB|Fine. That's very fine. Thank you. Go away.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|They're just trying to show their appreciation, sir.}} | {{TB|They're just trying to show their appreciation, sir.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|But they act like I'm some sort of saint. It's seriously creepy.}} | {{TB|But they act like I'm some sort of saint. It's seriously creepy.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Did you know there are guys on the Supreme Court who think laws should be based on what me and my friends were thinking about more than two centuries ago?}} | {{TB|Did you know there are guys on the Supreme Court who think laws should be based on what me and my friends were thinking about more than two centuries ago?}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|We didn't have electricity. And trust me -- most of the time when we were writing constitutions and laws, we were thinking about what to order for dinner.}} | {{TB|We didn't have electricity. And trust me -- most of the time when we were writing constitutions and laws, we were thinking about what to order for dinner.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|I'm just a guy. And I'm really happy that America worked out so well. That rocks. But again, just a guy.}} | {{TB|I'm just a guy. And I'm really happy that America worked out so well. That rocks. But again, just a guy.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Excuse me, Mr. Washington. I'm like your biggest fan ever, and--}} | {{TB|Excuse me, Mr. Washington. I'm like your biggest fan ever, and--}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|I owned slaves. Did you know that? It stinks, but it's true. So please leave me alone.}} | {{TB|I owned slaves. Did you know that? It stinks, but it's true. So please leave me alone.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, you must have had a very good reason.}} | {{TB|Well, you must have had a very good reason.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR OWNING SLAVES. Augh! You people are beyond weird!}} | {{TB|THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR OWNING SLAVES. Augh! You people are beyond weird!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6" which is to "Make Washington Flee Admirers". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6" which is to "Make Washington Flee Admirers". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ====Ye Olde Cherry Tree==== | + | ==== Ye Olde Cherry Tree ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Okay, still think I'm perfect? Watch this. This'll prove I'm no saint. I'm going to cut down this cherry tree.}} | {{TB|Okay, still think I'm perfect? Watch this. This'll prove I'm no saint. I'm going to cut down this cherry tree.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|Then, when you ask me if I cut it down, I AM GOING TO LIE ABOUT IT. There! Still think I'm all that?}} | {{TB|Then, when you ask me if I cut it down, I AM GOING TO LIE ABOUT IT. There! Still think I'm all that?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But, sir, everyone KNOWS George Washington can't tell a lie.}} | {{TB|But, sir, everyone KNOWS George Washington can't tell a lie.}} | ||
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} |
{{TB|WHAT GROWN MAN IS INCAPABLE OF LYING?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! HERE, WATCH!}} | {{TB|WHAT GROWN MAN IS INCAPABLE OF LYING?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! HERE, WATCH!}} | ||
− | {{THT|The player receives "Ye Olde Cherry Tree" which is to "Make Washington Cut Down a Cherry Tree". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|The player receives "Ye Olde Cherry Tree" which is to "Make Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} |
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Lincoln on Lincoln ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, that is literally the LAST design I would have approved for a Lincoln Memorial. What garbage!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No, it's nice! You look regal.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Exactly! I'm sitting on a throne!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Correct me if I'm wrong, but I sorta thought the POINT of America was "no more guys on thrones."}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh... but this is OUR throne. So maybe that makes it okay?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh, and thanks for the MASSIVE GREEK TEMPLE.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If there's one thing I was ALL ABOUT, it was huge, loud, in-your-face Greek stuff.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The whole "log cabin" thing? Yeah, total smokescreen. Glad you picked up on that. I was secretly into stone monstrosities the whole time.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This is EXACTLY how I want to be remembered -- as a higher-than-thou know-it-all who insisted that every word he uttered be ETCHED IN STONE FOR ALL TIME.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well done!!!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh... hey look! Some rails that need splitting.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Huh? SWEET!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Lincoln on Lincoln " which is to "Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Citizens of Springfield, fear not!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No longer will airborne displays of fireworks-related Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Federal agent Rex Banner!?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They're the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And nothing will stop me from ending this scourge!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Unless it is my debilitating addiction to refined sugars!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sales of fireworks are up 3,000%! This holiday is proving most profitable!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2" which is to "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor" and "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic 'Pu.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And we call it by its proper name: good ol' red-blooded, American racism.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3" which is to "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor" and "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 and 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Release Apu, Rex Banner!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've discovered the true identity of the fireworks smuggler -- Ned Flanders!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Arrest him and interrogate him for hours and hours!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Let's go, boys!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks ''(x10)''". It takes 1 and 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Wait! That man is innocent!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits "the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4."}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What's so special about the Fourth of June?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|June 4th was King George III of England's birthday.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We've always been America's cowards.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, at least there's one thing this town is still good for.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5" which is to "Make Rex Eat a Banana Kaboom". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Paranoid Android Redux ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Rex Banner!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've again discovered a nefarious smuggling ring -- far too intricate to detail here -- that is headed by our own Ned Flanders!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Arrest Ned Flanders at once! And interrogate him for a really, really long time!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But not in a scary, painful, illegal way like the CIA does.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just, you know, keep him out of my hair while football's on.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Will do, patriotic citizen!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Paranoid Android Redux" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Woo-hoo!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada Day celebration...}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7" which is to "Make Apu Turn a Profit" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks *''(x10)''". It takes 12 and 1 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Bring on the Revolution! ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Patty, I know things didn't work out on our last date, but I wonder if you'd be interested in giving it another shot?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That date was twenty years ago. Also I'm Selma, not Patty.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The straight one? Even better!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Back off, bub. In case you haven't noticed, in this new Springfield single women are a hot commodity.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And rightfully so! That's why I want to take you out to the hottest new spot in town.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You might even call it revolutionary!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Bring on the Revolution!" which is to "Make Skinner and Selma Dine at the Revolving Restaurant". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So what did you think?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The food was okay. But the prices were ridiculous.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, that restaurant DID cost ten million to build.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Whatever. You paid, so I don't care.}} | ||
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Revision as of 22:55, August 3, 2021
- This article is about the Tapped Out's 4th of July content update from 2014. For other year's Tapped Out 4th of July content updates, see TSTO 4th of July Content Updates.
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out's fifty-fifth content update, also known as the July 4th 2014 content update was released on July 2, 2014.
Contents
- 1 Characters
- 2 Buildings
- 3 Decorations
- 4 Returning items
- 5 Gameplay
- 5.1 Failure to Launch Pt. 1
- 5.2 Failure to Launch Pt. 2
- 5.3 Failure to Launch Pt. 3
- 5.4 Failure to Launch Pt. 4
- 5.5 Failure to Launch Pt. 5
- 5.6 Failure to Launch Pt. 6
- 5.7 Failure to Launch Pt. 7
- 5.8 Failure to Launch Pt. 8
- 5.9 Happy Independence Day!
- 5.10 Washington Overtime
- 5.11 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1
- 5.12 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2
- 5.13 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3
- 5.14 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4
- 5.15 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5
- 5.16 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6
- 5.17 Ye Olde Cherry Tree
- 5.18 Lincoln on Lincoln
- 5.19 The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1
- 5.20 The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2
- 5.21 The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3
- 5.22 The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4
- 5.23 The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5
- 5.24 Paranoid Android Redux
- 5.25 The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6
- 5.26 The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7
- 5.27 Bring on the Revolution!
- 6 See also
- 7 References
Characters
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Buildings
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Decorations
Returning items
Several items from the 4th July's 2013 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2013's events.
Characters
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Buildings
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Decorations
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Gameplay
Failure to Launch Pt. 1
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Failure to Launch Pt. 2
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Failure to Launch Pt. 3
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Failure to Launch Pt. 4
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Failure to Launch Pt. 5
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Failure to Launch Pt. 6
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Failure to Launch Pt. 7
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Failure to Launch Pt. 8
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Happy Independence Day!
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Washington Overtime
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6
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Ye Olde Cherry Tree
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Lincoln on Lincoln
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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1
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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2
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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3
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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4
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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5
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Paranoid Android Redux
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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6
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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7
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Bring on the Revolution!
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See also
References
The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates
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