| Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?
| Book Information
Will There Ever Be a Rainbow? is an autobiography written by Charles Montgomery Burns after his trip to the hospital.
He recruited the help of a ghost writer named Mr. Roman, but fired him, deciding to write the book himself. After it was published, it became a very unpopular book, only becoming a best seller in a non-fiction five cent bin. They are used as booster seats at Krusty Burger, as they are the same size, but much cheaper. Mr. Burns sends one to Bart as a gift for giving him blood. Lisa shows the book to Mr. Burns, saying that it says that he has less money than he thinks.
To try and increase the popularity of his book, Burns sponsored and later took over the local church.