Wedgie Time/Quotes
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- Bart: Hey, fellas, whatcha doin'?
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Just waiting...
- Bart: Waiting for what?
- Jimbo Jones: Waiting for a nerd!
- Jimbo: A very well-executed wedgie, gentlemen.
- Dolph Shapiro: Five point one seconds. That's a new record!
- Kearney: I told you, it's all in the lift.
- Milhouse Van Houten: B-but Bart, aren't they gonna know it's me and not a real bodyguard?
- Bart: It's all in the attitude, Milhouse.
- Milhouse: Hey, will you guys tell Ms. Krabappel we'll be late for class?
- Kearney: Yeah, we'll tell her you got hung up. Haw-haw-haw!
- Dolph: Yeah, by your underwear!
- Jimbo: Do you even know what irony means, dude?
- Principal Skinner: In all my years as principal, I have never witnessed such an egregious display of... Poor janitorial skills! Why, in the Navy you would be hung from the mizzenmast! Now, swab this latrine until it sparkles, Willie!
- Principal Skinner: Perhaps I was too stern in my criticism. From up here I see you are a fine custodian… Willie! Willie!!
