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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Wrestling content update/Of Hosses and Hookers Gameplay

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Of Hosses and Hookers[edit]

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on April 26th:
Homer Just give that double A-hole the deed to the power plant so those SEW wrestlers will leave!
Mr. Burns Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.
Mr. Burns Don't look that up.
Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x200]
Task: Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns [x5] (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House)
Task: Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 1:
Bart Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!
Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon.png I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There's just a handful of us left.
Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon.png And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.
Bart I got a backyard and a coupon for chicken wings.
Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon.png You just got yourself a wrestling match!
Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x100]
Task: Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling (8h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
Task: Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle (8h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon.png And that's another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!
Bart God bless America and smart phones! I'm putting that right on ViewTube.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 2:
Milhouse We gotta do something about these SEW wrestlers!
Bart I thought they were your new heroes.
Milhouse They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie's autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman's Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.
Bart I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!
Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x175]
Task: Make Bart Try to Talk Dr. Bonebreak Out of Retirement (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Bart Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png "Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle."
Bart Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png I can't help. I'm a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 3:
Bart A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er... I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?
Milhouse AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png What we should do is meditate on this together.
Nelson Simpson! Are you turning your back on the SEW?
Bart I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.
Nelson To be fair, I'm going to beat you both up!
Milhouse That IS fair.
Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x150]
Task: Make Bart Get Beat Up (4h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Get Beat Up (4h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png I'm sorry you got beat up on my account.
Bart Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png ... Nah, he's got nothing.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 4:
Milhouse But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn't Buddha say, "If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind"?
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png He said that?
Bart He also said, "Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes."
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png Boy, this guy sure wouldn't stop talking.
Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x150]
Task: Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling (4h, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House)
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png You have moved me!
Bart With the words of Buddha?
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.
Milhouse Does that mean you're going to help us?
Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon.png Well let's just say...IT'S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20