The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Wrestling content update/Enter the Golden Gameplay

Wrestling With Success[edit]

After the user logs in on April 8th:
	What a sad little imp. I hope the sadness is from something I did.
	I wish. This is worse than anything you could do.
	You insult me.
	World Class Wrestling has gone bankrupt!
	Smithers, I smell something delicious.
	I did mix your Bengay with VapoRub.
	No, I smell opportunity! Purchase this wrestling company at once.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Purchase the Wrestling Company (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Celebrate That Wrestling is Back (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
	Hence-here-for-after-forward World Class Wrestling shall be known as... Golden Ring Wrestling! In honor of the rings I've taken from my adversaries' gravesites.
	Sir, that seems very wrong.
	Shut up and have a golden ring!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Wrestling With Success:
	Sir, your Golden Ring Wrestling is a hit!
	Yes, I've combined the old with the new. Like that young kidney I had transplanted to work alongside my own.
	Now it's time for my aged wrestlers to give me new life by making me money!
Task: Collect Feather Boas [x175] Task: Make Burns Order Wrestlers to Promote His Businesses (8h, Burns Manor or Brown House)
	reading "After I work up a sweat in the ring -- I hit the showers with nuclear power!"
	reading "Burns' Root-Rot Defoliant Body Slams plants dead!"
	Mr. Burns, shilling for your business enterprises has left me less red and white and more blue.
	Just read the cue card, soldier!
	Yes, sir. Following orders, sir.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 1:
	I thought having wrestling back would be awesome, but all they do is hawk Burns' businesses.
	I bought fifty gallons of Burns' defoliant and I've got nothing to defole!
	interrupts Listen up, Springfield! Golden Ring Wrestling is dead! SEW -- Springfield Elite Wrestling has been born!
	Hailing from parts unknown, we got Alex Ace, Crystal Axe, and me, the IRON YUPPIE!
	We're badder, we're bolder, and our tights are TIGHTER!
Task: Collect Feather Boas [x100] Task: Make Bart be Skeptical of Springfield Elite Wrestling (8h, Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Flock to Springfield Elite Wrestling [x5] (12h, Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House)
	Do these freaks really expect to have fans with their fake body blows and blood?!
	Woohoo! Elite Wrestling is EXTREME wrestling!
	And Elite sounds classy. It's like caviar on hotdogs!
	We're climbin' the social ladder with fancy Choke Slams and Neck Crushers!
	Whooo! SEW for life!
	Ugh.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 2:
	Smithers, why is no one fawning over MY wrestlers?
	Sorry, sir. Golden Ring attendance is down forty percent. People are more in love with SEW.
	I've never understood "love".
	I could teach you.
	That's a waste of time! Teach me who's behind this wrestling invasion instead!
Task: Collect Feather Boas [x175] Task: Make Smithers Investigate Springfield Elite Wrestling (12h, Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Be Disgusted With SEW (4h, Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House)
	So who is it, Smithers? A nouveau riche smark? Some corporate carpetbagger? A lucha libre lothario?
	It's just me, Monty!
	gasp! Aristotle Amadopolis, my old nemesis!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 3:
	Muscling in on my wrestling turf, Amadopolis? I won't have it!
	Don't go nuclear, Monty! Play your cards right and we can both put some serious jingle in our pants.
	My artificial hip already jingles. But tell me, what do you have in mind?
	A Unification Super Slam!
Task: Collect Feather Boas [x125] Task: Make Mr. Burns Agree to Unification Super Slam (2h, Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House) If the user has Aristotle Amadopolis: Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Agree to Unification Super Slam (2h, Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House)
	It's simple: It will be a supreme Springfield cross-promotion -- your wrestlers facing mine. The belt going to the winner of the title bout!
	But I want my man to win.
	And he will! For a price -- your beloved golden statue of Glamorous Godfrey.
	Fix the match? Such a thing has never been done in the history of professional wrestling!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 4:
	I gave up my prized statue of Glamorous Godfrey, but it will ensure victory for GRW and myself!
	Captain Flag, as a patriot and Power-Slammer, I salute you. Thank you for participating in a tawdry, rigged match.
	A soldier-wrestler always follows orders, sir.
	Good soldier. Now all my wrestlers must begin training for the Super Slam immediately!
Task: Collect Feather Boas [x125] Task: Make Mr. Burns Exhort Wrestlers to Train Harder (4h, Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House)
	I said "Train!", you gargantuan gogmagogs!
	Why train? We know we are going to win.
	Da, Comrade Burns. We are masters of kayfabe.
	I will set Kayfabe straight. For I am your master!
	No, kayfabe is the art of making staged performances real.
	I see. Then kayfabe away!
Quest reward: 200 and 20