The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies content update/The Younger Games Gameplay

Simpsons Babies Intro

After the user logs in on August 7th: Goodnight, kids! Your father and I are heading out for a romantic sandwich dinner. Take good care of the third kid, what's-her-name. Or is it the fourth? I lost count after zero. Wait wait wait, you're leaving us to babysit Maggie? We don't know the first thing about-- *SLAM * Don't panic! I'm sure she'll fall asleep soon and we won't have to do anything. *suck* *suck* Suck suck? What's that supposed to mean? And what smells like a double-stuffed diaper? Aaaaagh! PANIC!!!! Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Change Maggie's Diaper (6s, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Claim He Lost the Use of His Arms (6s, Simpson House) There, I changed her! We didn't have any clean diapers, but I used a dog sweater that Santa's Little Helper rarely wears in the summer months. *suck* *suck* She needs her bedtime story! But I used all the baby books as baby wipes, since we were out of dog sweaters. Then we have no choice but to make up a thrilling tale of mystery and suspense that will instantly bore her to sleep. Agreed. And all the characters need to be babies. Everything needs to be baby-fied. I prefer the term... "Youthenized". *gasp* *suck* Once upon a time... there was a virtual world, swarming with babies! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Younger Games

The Younger Games Pt. 1

After completing Simpsons Babies Intro: Mmm, this sandwich is delicious, Homie. You ordered it just the way I like it. Ham and cheese, double bread. Eaten curbside. And to make the evening still more romantic, if that's even possible, I brought along this smart speaker I found at the plant! We can listen to summer jams while we chew and cuddle. Smart speaker? Why does it say "WARNING: YOUTHENIZER. NOT A SMART SPEAKER"? Pfft. Typical smart speaker warning label. Let me just turn up the volume knob... Why does it say "YOUTHENIZER ACTIVATOR. NOT A KNOB"? *shrugs* That's the knob's business. *CLICK* BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION Goo-Goo! Doo-Doo! D'oh-D'oh! Task: Collect Broken Toys [x50] Task: Make Homer Get Youthenized (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Marge Get Youthenized (4h, Simpson House) Homer, you baby-fied us! I'm not sure if we can even speak any more, let alone drive home! Listen to my words, Marge. I may have lost all command of language, but I can still drive like a champ. Bumper cars, bumper cars, smash smash smash! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Younger Games Pt. 2

After completing The Younger Games Pt. 1: Mom and Dad are home! I hear dad bumper-car-ing into the garage now. Oh thank God, no more babysitting. Hi, kids! We're home! And we're babies now! Grrr. How strange. We started telling Maggie a story about babies, then everyone actually turned into babies. Wait, hold the phone! Is this really happening, or is it all just the story we've been telling Maggie? Nobody knows! Not even the writer of this update! Damn him or her! I'll just have to figure it out without their help. ... ... I failed to think or say anything. Somehow we need to reverse whatever happened. Mom, what do you remember? Well, you see-- goo goo. Uh oh. I seem to be ga ga losing the ability to speak coherentgoo. Mom's regressing! Homie want bottle! Bottle of Duff! Waaah! And Dad's no better than usual! We've got to find some way to communicate with them. It's an emergency! If it's actually happening. Task: Collect Broken Toys [x100] Task: Make Lisa Find a Way to Communicate With Babies (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Regress Imperceptibly (4h, Simpson House) Goo-Boo-Woo-Woo. Ugh, Mom and Dad are a couple of drooling idiots. And also they became babies. Wait, I've got it! We still have one of Herb Powell's old baby translation devices. Let's see if it still works after all these, uh... weeks. *CLICK* Daddy's home! Daddy's home! *gasp* It works, Bart! He's saying he's Daddy, and he's home! Wow! This means we can finally hear Maggie again too! *deep breath* Hold that thought, Maggie. I wonder if by "Daddy's home", he means he wants to go to his daddy's home. Precisely so, Lisa. I thought it was clear, but evidently not. So allow me to reiterate: Daddy-waddie want make a go home-home! Forthwith! That translator uses a weird algorithm. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Younger Games Pt. 3

After completing The Younger Games Pt. 2: Woohoo! You brought me home to my daddy's old farm! Yuh-huh, that's exactly what we told you while we pushed your stroller into a thorn bush. Listen, Dad, this is very important. What turned you and Mom into babies? Honestly, I can't remember. Thanks to this translator I can communicate clearly, but my mental and excremental abilities are those of an infant. Speaking of which, it's time for my bedtime story. No way, man! I'm okay with a story within a story, but a story-within-a-story-within-a-story is where I draw the line within a line! We'll be back, Dad. Have fun careening around town in your stroller while we see what Mom remembers. Task: Collect Broken Toys [x100] Task: Make Lisa Be a Bad Babysitter (4h, Old Simpson Farm) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Younger Games Pt. 4

After completing The Younger Games Pt. 3: Mom! Maggie! Stop fighting! *suck* *suck* And give Maggie her pacifier back! It's mine! I bought it for her back when I could still comprehend the concept of money. Yes, but you gave it to her. It's hers now. But I can't comprehend the concept of ownership either. So it's mine! *sigh* I don't think she's gonna be of any use either. Okay, Mom. You and Maggie have fun brawling while we're away. But no stabbing each other with diaper pins above the neck! Task: Collect Broken Toys [x100] Task: Make Homer Do Dwunk Dwiving (4h, Springfield Destruction Derby Ground) Task: Make Lisa Be an Appalling Babysitter (4h, Springfield Destruction Derby Ground) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Younger Games Pt. 5

After completing The Younger Games Pt. 4: Hi-dilly-ho, Baberinos! I was out hosing down the stoop with holy water when I found this peculiar device alongside a smashed baby stroller spattered with blood. What is it, a smart speaker? That's exactly what I thought! But it says right on the label it's a "Youthenizer", whatever the heck that is. Wait, hold up! Dad's stroller is spattered? Is he okay?! We'll worry about that later! Right now, we need to solve the gripping mystery of... the "Youthenizer". Task: Collect Broken Toys [x100] Task: Make Homer's Fate Be Unknown (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Be an Impossibly Bad Babysitter (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Ned Hose Down the Stoop (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 200 and 20