The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies content update/Age Against the Machine Gameplay

Age Against the Machine

Age Against the Machine Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 28th and completing Simpsons Babies Intro: Time to make Mr. Burns reverse the Youthenizer – by force! Sound off, Simpson family assault squad! Goo goo! Boo boo! Woo hoo! *suck* *suck* I guess it's all up to you, Bart. Everyone else is a baby now. I'm not a baby! And my diapey needs changing! Waaah! Grampa, take care of the kids. And if I'm not back in one hour, call the police. You're dumb as a pineapple! You can call the police now! I tried that! Hello, you've reached the Springfield Police Department. We're out getting a new answering machine, so please leave your name and crime after the tone. The tone doesn't work, Chief. That's why we're getting a new answering machine. I'm not following. Let's roll! Task: Collect Safety Gear [x50] Task: Make Babies Befuddle Grampa [x3] (4h, Simpson House) Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff, Lisa Quest reward: 100 and 10

Age Against the Machine Pt. 2

After completing Age Against the Machine Pt. 1: Sneaking into the nuclear plant is a cinch. Skateboard up the cooling tower... through the atomic blast vent... Past the guard crow... *CAW!* And I'm in! Smack in the middle of Old Man Burns' office! "Old Man"? Pshaw! Thanks to the Youthenizer, I'm a scrapping young ball-whacker like you! ...Although infinitely richer, and with a pack of hounds at my disposal. Release the hounds! Heeeeeeelp! Wait, they're just puppies. Aww. The Youthenizer must have hit them by mistake. Damn thing shoots every which way. Hold on a minute and I'll threaten you with my musket instead. Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's TreeHouse) Task: Collect Safety Gear [x100] (4h, Control Building) Task: Make Bart Wait Patiently in Terror (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Age Against the Machine Pt. 3

After completing Age Against the Machine Pt. 2: Waaaah-BURP! Waaaah-BURP! Shut up, ya midgit idjit! I didn't put up with this from my own son, and I won't put up with it from you! I am your son. You are? Then who am I? I'm very confused! Ugh, I can't sit idly by and play with this plastic ring stacker much longer. Five minutes at most. It's really fun. After that, we've got to help Bart! Task: Collect Safety Gear [x100] Task: Make Lisa Stack Donut-Like Rings (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Age Against the Machine Pt. 4

After completing Age Against the Machine Pt. 3: All right, youthful Bartholomew. Come out from behind those adorable puppies so I can shoot you. Not so fast! These infants and I are here to, uh... for some reason. That's why! Gadzooks, it's four babies and a funeral! Your Youthenizer is wreaking havoc, Mr. Burns! We demand you reverse it and restore us to our proper ages! Impossible! The Youthenizer can't make anyone older. It only works one way, being as it's powered by a reservoir of adolescent blood. Oh, crudpoop. Logical, though. Eminently logical. It was specially invented for me by my boyhood frenemy, Thomas Alva Edison, that I might one day live life anew. ...So I saved it until I was at death's very door. Then I forgot about it for seventy more years. Then, I put it to use! How come it turned us into babies, but you into an older kid? It's a Youthenizer, not a Youth-A-Sizer! It only has so much youthening power! Task: Collect Safety Gear [x100] Task: Make Mr. Burns Aim Musket (4h, Control Building) Of course, now that you know my secret, I must kill you all. I only have one musket ball, so stand in front of one another with your aortas perfectly aligned. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Age Against the Machine Pt. 5

After completing Age Against the Machine Pt. 4: It's not fair! How come everybody but me gets to be young? Shush! I need absolute silence while I'm kerblamming you. Yoiks! I'm so scared I pooped my pants earlier! To hell with all of you! If I'm going to die, I'm going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse. *gasp* Grampa grabbed the Youthenizer! Be careful, Grampa! If you fire it at us babies, you might youthenize us right out of existence! Babies can bite my wrinkly patoot! I'm pulling the trigg– OW! I sliced open my papery skin on the gizmodulator! BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION Curses! Abe Simpson's decrepit old blood leaked into the Youthenizing reservoir, transmuting it into an Oldening Ray! Of course, an Oldening Ray! And it blasted us all back to our normal ages! Except me. I'm much, much more ancient now. Hooray! *suck* *suck* What matters is, everything is back to normal. Oh no, Bart! You've been baby-ized! Teethe my shorts! Huh. I thought I was murdering him with my musket, but it turned out to be the spare Youthenizer. I really ought to pay more attention to whom I shoot with what. Task: Collect Safety Gear [x100] Task: Make Babies Get Blasted by the Youthenizer [x5] (4h, Control Building) Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff, Lisa Task: Make Bart Get Blasted by a Musket (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Simpsons Babies Outro

After completing The Younger Games Pt. 5, A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5, The Sleuthenizer Pt. 5 and Age Against the Machine Pt. 5: ...And I suppose it turned out that Maggie had secretly shoved Grampa's forearm, causing him to bleed profusely. And that's how Maggie saved the day, as always! *suck* *sleep* *suck* We did it, Bart! She's asleep! Wait, so it all really was just a story we were telling Maggie? I'm gonna lodge a complaint with the writer! Eh, he or she doesn't care. Seriously. Task: Make Bart Write the Writer an Angry Letter (4h, Simpson House) Hi, kids! We're home! And we had the most romantic ham and cheese sandwich dinner. We sure did. And we washed it all down with a fine croque monsieur. Quest reward: 200 and 20