The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies content update/A Whiff of Ziff Gameplay
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A Whiff of Ziff[edit]
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1[edit]
After the user logs in on August 14th and completing Simpsons Babies Intro:
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This Youthenizer is a bit unusual. It has over a thousand moving parts, yet it's carved from a single block of solid mammoth ivory.
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Also, is Dad alive?
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He's fine. He filled the baby bathtub with beer and he was relaxing with his head in it.
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I'm sparkling clean from the face up.
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Uhm, Dad? Could you maybe put some clothes on?
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No chance, lady. I'm unselfconsciously unashamed of my woo-woo and my boo-boo.
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Oooh, who's this handsome young man? And I do mean young. And I sort of mean handsome.
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Mom, that's Homer!
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Who?
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Your husband?
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He fathered your children?
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Babies don't know where babies come from, Lisa. I don't even know a hoo-hoo from a woo-woo. So get off my boo-boo!
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Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x50] Task: Make Homer Be Unpleasantly Unselfconscious (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Analyze the Youthenizer (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2[edit]
After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1:
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*cuddle*
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This is so sweet! Mom and Dad are falling in love all over again! And this time without all the rivalry and jealousy.
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Hello, Marge, I'm here on my annual visit to see if you're still married to that slovenly buffoon with the receding brainline.
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Artie Ziff?! My would-be paramour?
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Oh, sure, you remember his name but not mine?
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You're looking younger than ever, Marge. Way, WAY younger. Why is everyone babies?
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We think it has something to do with this Youthenizer, Mr. Ziff.
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This thing? It looks like an ordinary smart speaker, carved from an ordinary variety of extinct Siberian mammoth ivory.
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He thinks he's so smart just because his frontal cortex is developed.
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Don't be jealous, Homie. I have no interest in a grown man.
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BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
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The Youthenizer went off again!
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You bet your sweet boo-boo it did!
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What'd'ya say, Marjorie? You wasted one lifetime with Homer. How about wasting the next one with moi?
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Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100] Task: Make Lisa Chaperone Babies (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Get Jealous (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3[edit]
After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2:
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Two can play at this game! I'll teach Marge a lesson in jealousy by hanging out with that even younger baby over there.
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Hi, Uncle Homer! I'm Ling, your niece!
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Are you jealous yet, Marge?
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I was adopted by your sister-in-law, Selma!
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Selma, eh? Now that's a name I remember.
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Yucky! Cooties! Stinky! Waaaaaaaah!
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Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100] Task: Make Ling Make Homer Feel Yucky (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4[edit]
After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3:
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Step aside, Homer. Marge and I wish to sit for a romantic portraiture session in this nacho-encrusted photo booth.
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Fun fact: as babies, we're unable to associate two-dimensional photos with actual people! But, whatever.
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I cannot allow Marge to be dragged into a Smartie Artie Fartie Partie! I'm crawling in after her!
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You realize you're still naked, Dad?
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It's cute when it's an innocent damned baby! So shut your pacifier hole and take the stinkin' picture!
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Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100] Task: Make Babies Squeeze Into Photobooth [x3] (4h, Fotohut) Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5[edit]
After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4:
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I'm sorry for all the ruckus, Marge. I just needed a burping.
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I already forgot whatever you're talking about. So consider it forgotten.
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You're sweet. Here, I made you a ham and cheese sammie.
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*gasp* My favorite!
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Don't eat that plebeian mush, Marge! I brought you a far more sophisticated "croque monsieur"!
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What's that?
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It's a ham and cheese sandwich! Served with a French accent.
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Yuck!
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I fail to see how this merits a yuck. It's the same sandwich.
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Hardly! It doesn't even have double bread. It's an open-faced atrocity. Like you!
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Ouch.
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I'm not sure that's even an insult, but as a baby I respond solely to your facial expressions.
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Homer's the only man-baby who truly understands me. Even without a baby translator.
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*cuddle*
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I don't have to squat here and listen to this! Goodbye forever! And see you next year!
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Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100] Task: Make Homer Take Marge on a Sammy Date (4h, Le Petite Appétit) Quest reward: [/b]200 and 20
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