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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies content update/A Whiff of Ziff Gameplay

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A Whiff of Ziff[edit]

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 14th and completing Simpsons Babies Intro:
Lisa This Youthenizer is a bit unusual. It has over a thousand moving parts, yet it's carved from a single block of solid mammoth ivory.
Lisa Also, is Dad alive?
Bart He's fine. He filled the baby bathtub with beer and he was relaxing with his head in it.
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png I'm sparkling clean from the face up.
Lisa Uhm, Dad? Could you maybe put some clothes on?
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png No chance, lady. I'm unselfconsciously unashamed of my woo-woo and my boo-boo.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Oooh, who's this handsome young man? And I do mean young. And I sort of mean handsome.
Lisa Mom, that's Homer!
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Who?
Lisa Your husband?
Lisa He fathered your children?
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Babies don't know where babies come from, Lisa. I don't even know a hoo-hoo from a woo-woo. So get off my boo-boo!
Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x50]
Task: Make Homer Be Unpleasantly Unselfconscious (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Analyze the Youthenizer (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2[edit]

After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Baby Homer and Baby Marge Icon.png *cuddle*
Lisa This is so sweet! Mom and Dad are falling in love all over again! And this time without all the rivalry and jealousy.
Artie Ziff Hello, Marge, I'm here on my annual visit to see if you're still married to that slovenly buffoon with the receding brainline.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Artie Ziff?! My would-be paramour?
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png Oh, sure, you remember his name but not mine?
Artie Ziff You're looking younger than ever, Marge. Way, WAY younger. Why is everyone babies?
Lisa We think it has something to do with this Youthenizer, Mr. Ziff.
Artie Ziff This thing? It looks like an ordinary smart speaker, carved from an ordinary variety of extinct Siberian mammoth ivory.
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png He thinks he's so smart just because his frontal cortex is developed.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Don't be jealous, Homie. I have no interest in a grown man.
Tapped Out Youthenizer Icon.png BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
Bart The Youthenizer went off again!
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png You bet your sweet boo-boo it did!
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png What'd'ya say, Marjorie? You wasted one lifetime with Homer. How about wasting the next one with moi?
Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100]
Task: Make Lisa Chaperone Babies (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Get Jealous (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3[edit]

After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png Two can play at this game! I'll teach Marge a lesson in jealousy by hanging out with that even younger baby over there.
Ling Bouvier Hi, Uncle Homer! I'm Ling, your niece!
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png Are you jealous yet, Marge?
Ling Bouvier I was adopted by your sister-in-law, Selma!
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png Selma, eh? Now that's a name I remember.
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png Yucky! Cooties! Stinky! Waaaaaaaah!
Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100]
Task: Make Ling Make Homer Feel Yucky (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4[edit]

After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png Step aside, Homer. Marge and I wish to sit for a romantic portraiture session in this nacho-encrusted photo booth.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Fun fact: as babies, we're unable to associate two-dimensional photos with actual people! But, whatever.
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png I cannot allow Marge to be dragged into a Smartie Artie Fartie Partie! I'm crawling in after her!
Bart You realize you're still naked, Dad?
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png It's cute when it's an innocent damned baby! So shut your pacifier hole and take the stinkin' picture!
Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100]
Task: Make Babies Squeeze Into Photobooth [x3] (4h, Fotohut)
Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5[edit]

After completing A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png I'm sorry for all the ruckus, Marge. I just needed a burping.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png I already forgot whatever you're talking about. So consider it forgotten.
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png You're sweet. Here, I made you a ham and cheese sammie.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png *gasp* My favorite!
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png Don't eat that plebeian mush, Marge! I brought you a far more sophisticated "croque monsieur"!
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png What's that?
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png It's a ham and cheese sandwich! Served with a French accent.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Yuck!
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png I fail to see how this merits a yuck. It's the same sandwich.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Hardly! It doesn't even have double bread. It's an open-faced atrocity. Like you!
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png Ouch.
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png I'm not sure that's even an insult, but as a baby I respond solely to your facial expressions.
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Homer's the only man-baby who truly understands me. Even without a baby translator.
Tapped Out Baby Homer and Baby Marge Icon.png *cuddle*
Tapped Out Baby Artie Icon.png I don't have to squat here and listen to this! Goodbye forever! And see you next year!
Task: Collect Kids Crafts [x100]
Task: Make Homer Take Marge on a Sammy Date (4h, Le Petite Appétit)
Quest reward: [/b]Cash200 and XP20