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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Love and War content update/Amorous Avarice Gameplay

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Amorous Avarice[edit]

Amorous Avarice Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on February 12th:
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png So let me understand this, I'm just a character in your novel?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I guess so. Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Yes, you look it.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *grumble*
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Then you were the one who made my husband so evil. Why would you do that?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, when I created you, I was kind of going through some things with my own husband. Just like I am now. And at most times in between.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Anyway, writing this story was helping me work through my feelings.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png I'm sorry to hear that. Where is your husband?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I kicked him out.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Women can do that here?! Tell me more about this wondrous world...
Task: Collect Novels [x155]
Task: Make Marge Tell Temperance About the Future (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Listen in Awe (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And this is a dishwasher. You can put your dirty dishes in here and it washes them. As the name implies.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Amazing! Does it, too, use mi-cro-waves like your cooking stove?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I don't think so, but maybe. Hey, if you really want to look at appliances, let's go to the mall.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Does this mall have a cobbler? My shoe is still broken.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Sister, this mall will blow your socks off!
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Then I shall really need my shoe repaired.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Amorous Avarice Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png This is called a "movie theater". It's like a book, but in picture form.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png May I see this picture book?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It looks like the multiplex has eight different theaters showing the same McBain movie. Do you like watching hairy men turn their cars over and explode?
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png ...I think so?
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png Matinee ticket for one, please.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Artie, is that you?
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png Marge?! What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm showing my friend around Springfield. What about you?
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png Well, I'm certainly not seeing a movie alone, because I'm lonely and incapable of finding companionship, if that's what you're thinking.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Oh, you poor thing. You're obviously lying.
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png Hello! What have we here? Marge, you never told me you had a twin sister. Besides your twin sisters.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Artie, meet Temperance.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png I'm a character Marge created in her romance novel.
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png That's a weird and unsettling remark. But I don't see a wedding ring, so do go on...
Task: Collect Novels [x115]
Task: Make Marge Explain to Artie (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex or Brown House)
If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Pity Artie (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex or Brown House)
If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Raise Eyebrows at Temperance (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex or Brown House)
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png Let me get this straight. Temperance is a character from a novel?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I think so. I'm still trying to figure it out myself.
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png How intriguing... So she's basically you, except that she can never get older.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I never get older either, you know! C'mon Temperance, let's go inside.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Amorous Avarice Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png That poor man was so lonely.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Who? The drug lord that McBain dropped from Burj Dubai into the log chipper?
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png No, Artie. I was terrified by the picture show so I closed my eyes and thought of him.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh no. I can already see the yearning in Temperance's freshly opened eyes. I have to do something...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I know! After watching two hours of unrealistic dialogue and dreadful plot twists, I'm newly inspired to write more of my book!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hold on Temperance, I'm going to save you from yourself!
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png You know, I can hear you, right?
Task: Collect Novels [x115]
Task: Make Marge Head Home (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Keep Thinking About Artie (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now, let's add another chapter to this novel, shall we?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *types* Cyrus started to worry about Temperance. Just a moment away from her was more than his heart could bear.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *types faster* And so, in a mad dash he ran to the neighbor's house to ask if they'd seen anything, and knocked on the door...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *hears knocking*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Right on cue. Hello Cyrus, you fictional Romeo, you! *opens door*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer? What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, I'm here to win you back!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png With...chocolates?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not just any chocolates. These ones come in a heart-shaped box! Isn't that thoughtful?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Yes, it makes me think of how you broke my heart. Plus, the box is half-empty.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh uh, sorry. I got a little hungry on the way here. I never got those nachos, remember?
Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon.png Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but have either of you seen my lady friend, Temperance?
Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon.png She looks exactly like your wife, although I've never seen her bare shoulders. *averts eyes*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Amorous Avarice Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Cyrus! You came for me?
Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon.png Of course! I had to come find you and bring you these new shoes I made for you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, these two remind me of something but I just can't put my finger on it.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png They're the characters from my novel.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The one I never read?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Yes...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, that's not it.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Yes, it is, Homer. Temperance met Artie Ziff at the movies and I was afraid she might fall for him, so I wrote Cyrus back in to woo her.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, so Cyrus is like me then, isn't he? He's trying to win over the heart of his woman! Go Cyrus!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ugh. Hardly. Cyrus didn't take his friend to a wrestling match on Valentine's Day.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png But he did forget our anniversary. That's why I needed time to clear my head.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh no, that's what Marge said right before she kicked me out! Cyrus, quick, go get a box of chocolates. And don't eat more than half!
Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon.png Dare I obey this loutish man-walrus?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don't! Homer, get out and take your bad advice with you. Cyrus, Temperance doesn't need chocolate.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *sniffs and leaves* They were for me.
Task: Collect Novels [x155]
Task: Make Marge Kick Homer Out Again (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Think Things Through (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Things have escalated awfully quickly around here. First, Cyrus and I run away from my evil husband, Captain Mordecai. Then Cyrus forgets our anniversary.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png And then I run into that sweet, sad, little man, Artie, at the moving picture establishment. He sure seems sweet...and sad...and little...
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Wait a minute! Marge said when she had to think things through, she wrote a novel. Maybe I can do that, too!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Amorous Avarice Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png What should I name the main character in my book?
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Marge named her character Temperance, so the least I can do is name my character Marge.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png And I'll make her married to Artie! Oh, I can't wait to see how this plays out!
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png *quill scribes* Artie gently woke his wife, Marge, from her slumber with a tray full of breakfast...
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png Good morning, Marge Ziff. Behold, I have prepared for you a feast for the ages. But in all ages past, none has seen a beauty such as yourself, my love.
Tapped Out Marge Ziff Icon.png *chuckles* Oh, stop, you sweet, sad, little man.
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png I cannot stop, my love. For I cannot stop my love! And to prove it I want you to help me unveil my latest philanthropic endeavor: "Orfanato De Artie Ziff".
Tapped Out Marge Ziff Icon.png You built an orphanage? Okay, that does it. I've made up my mind.
Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Oops, I meant to just think that last part.
Task: Collect Novels [x195]
Task: Make Marge Meet With Temperance (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Meet With Marge (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Have you had a chance to think things over?
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png I have and I did. I'm leaving Cyrus for Artie.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You're what?! Temperance, no, you don't know that man like I do. You're making a mistake.
Tapped Out Temperance Icon.png Before you start judging me, you may want to turn around. Homer is climbing naked into your bedroom window using a rope made from his clothes.
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Good thing I wore underwear today. The elastic waistband made this clothes-rope just long enough.
Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon.png And strong enough to hold both of us.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20