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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Love and War content update/Amorous Avarice Gameplay
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Amorous Avarice[edit]
Amorous Avarice Pt. 1[edit]
After the user logs in on February 12th:
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So let me understand this, I'm just a character in your novel?
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I guess so. Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Yes, you look it.
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*grumble*
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Then you were the one who made my husband so evil. Why would you do that?
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Well, when I created you, I was kind of going through some things with my own husband. Just like I am now. And at most times in between.
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Anyway, writing this story was helping me work through my feelings.
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I'm sorry to hear that. Where is your husband?
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I kicked him out.
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Women can do that here?! Tell me more about this wondrous world...
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Task: Collect Novels [x155] Task: Make Marge Tell Temperance About the Future (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Listen in Awe (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
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And this is a dishwasher. You can put your dirty dishes in here and it washes them. As the name implies.
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Amazing! Does it, too, use mi-cro-waves like your cooking stove?
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I don't think so, but maybe. Hey, if you really want to look at appliances, let's go to the mall.
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Does this mall have a cobbler? My shoe is still broken.
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Sister, this mall will blow your socks off!
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Then I shall really need my shoe repaired.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Amorous Avarice Pt. 2[edit]
After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 1:
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This is called a "movie theater". It's like a book, but in picture form.
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May I see this picture book?
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It looks like the multiplex has eight different theaters showing the same McBain movie. Do you like watching hairy men turn their cars over and explode?
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...I think so?
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Matinee ticket for one, please.
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Artie, is that you?
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Marge?! What are you doing here?
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I'm showing my friend around Springfield. What about you?
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Well, I'm certainly not seeing a movie alone, because I'm lonely and incapable of finding companionship, if that's what you're thinking.
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Oh, you poor thing. You're obviously lying.
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Hello! What have we here? Marge, you never told me you had a twin sister. Besides your twin sisters.
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Artie, meet Temperance.
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I'm a character Marge created in her romance novel.
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That's a weird and unsettling remark. But I don't see a wedding ring, so do go on...
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Task: Collect Novels [x115] Task: Make Marge Explain to Artie (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex or Brown House) If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Pity Artie (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex or Brown House) If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Raise Eyebrows at Temperance (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex or Brown House)
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Let me get this straight. Temperance is a character from a novel?
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I think so. I'm still trying to figure it out myself.
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How intriguing... So she's basically you, except that she can never get older.
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I never get older either, you know! C'mon Temperance, let's go inside.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Amorous Avarice Pt. 3[edit]
After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 2:
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That poor man was so lonely.
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Who? The drug lord that McBain dropped from Burj Dubai into the log chipper?
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No, Artie. I was terrified by the picture show so I closed my eyes and thought of him.
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Oh no. I can already see the yearning in Temperance's freshly opened eyes. I have to do something...
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I know! After watching two hours of unrealistic dialogue and dreadful plot twists, I'm newly inspired to write more of my book!
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Hold on Temperance, I'm going to save you from yourself!
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You know, I can hear you, right?
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Task: Collect Novels [x115] Task: Make Marge Head Home (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Keep Thinking About Artie (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
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Now, let's add another chapter to this novel, shall we?
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*types* Cyrus started to worry about Temperance. Just a moment away from her was more than his heart could bear.
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*types faster* And so, in a mad dash he ran to the neighbor's house to ask if they'd seen anything, and knocked on the door...
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*hears knocking*
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Right on cue. Hello Cyrus, you fictional Romeo, you! *opens door*
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Homer? What are you doing here?
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Marge, I'm here to win you back!
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With...chocolates?
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Not just any chocolates. These ones come in a heart-shaped box! Isn't that thoughtful?
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Yes, it makes me think of how you broke my heart. Plus, the box is half-empty.
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Oh uh, sorry. I got a little hungry on the way here. I never got those nachos, remember?
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Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but have either of you seen my lady friend, Temperance?
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She looks exactly like your wife, although I've never seen her bare shoulders. *averts eyes*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Amorous Avarice Pt. 4[edit]
After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 3:
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Cyrus! You came for me?
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Of course! I had to come find you and bring you these new shoes I made for you.
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Marge, these two remind me of something but I just can't put my finger on it.
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They're the characters from my novel.
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The one I never read?
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Yes...
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No, that's not it.
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Yes, it is, Homer. Temperance met Artie Ziff at the movies and I was afraid she might fall for him, so I wrote Cyrus back in to woo her.
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Oh, so Cyrus is like me then, isn't he? He's trying to win over the heart of his woman! Go Cyrus!
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Ugh. Hardly. Cyrus didn't take his friend to a wrestling match on Valentine's Day.
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But he did forget our anniversary. That's why I needed time to clear my head.
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Oh no, that's what Marge said right before she kicked me out! Cyrus, quick, go get a box of chocolates. And don't eat more than half!
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Dare I obey this loutish man-walrus?
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Don't! Homer, get out and take your bad advice with you. Cyrus, Temperance doesn't need chocolate.
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*sniffs and leaves* They were for me.
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Task: Collect Novels [x155] Task: Make Marge Kick Homer Out Again (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Think Things Through (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
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Things have escalated awfully quickly around here. First, Cyrus and I run away from my evil husband, Captain Mordecai. Then Cyrus forgets our anniversary.
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And then I run into that sweet, sad, little man, Artie, at the moving picture establishment. He sure seems sweet...and sad...and little...
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Wait a minute! Marge said when she had to think things through, she wrote a novel. Maybe I can do that, too!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Amorous Avarice Pt. 5[edit]
After completing Amorous Avarice Pt. 4:
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What should I name the main character in my book?
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Marge named her character Temperance, so the least I can do is name my character Marge.
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And I'll make her married to Artie! Oh, I can't wait to see how this plays out!
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*quill scribes* Artie gently woke his wife, Marge, from her slumber with a tray full of breakfast...
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Good morning, Marge Ziff. Behold, I have prepared for you a feast for the ages. But in all ages past, none has seen a beauty such as yourself, my love.
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*chuckles* Oh, stop, you sweet, sad, little man.
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I cannot stop, my love. For I cannot stop my love! And to prove it I want you to help me unveil my latest philanthropic endeavor: "Orfanato De Artie Ziff".
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You built an orphanage? Okay, that does it. I've made up my mind.
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Oops, I meant to just think that last part.
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Task: Collect Novels [x195] Task: Make Marge Meet With Temperance (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Meet With Marge (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
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Have you had a chance to think things over?
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I have and I did. I'm leaving Cyrus for Artie.
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You're what?! Temperance, no, you don't know that man like I do. You're making a mistake.
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Before you start judging me, you may want to turn around. Homer is climbing naked into your bedroom window using a rope made from his clothes.
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Good thing I wore underwear today. The elastic waistband made this clothes-rope just long enough.
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And strong enough to hold both of us.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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