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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holidays of Future Past content update/Gameplay
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Homer for the Holidays[edit]
After the user logs in on January 15th and tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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3...2...1...Happy New Year!
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Okay, now let's open the next year's champagne!
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Quiet! I'm Facetiming my friends on vacation in Hawaii and I don't want to spoil New Year's for them!
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Ugh, this family never changes. Mom went overboard decorating, Dad's drunk, and Bart's a jerk.
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Lisa's right. A little bit of a try-hard, but right. This year we're all making New Year's resolutions!
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Task: Make the Simpsons Make New Year's Resolutions [x3] (6s, Simpson House)
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I'll stop drinking and help out around here!
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I'll try to relax more and not do so much housework!
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I'm going to become more popular at school!
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And I'll tell people what they want to hear to get them off my back.
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Bart!
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Fine. I'll try to do better in school.
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If we stick to these resolutions, just imagine how amazing our lives could be...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Holidays of Future Past[edit]
Holidays of Future Past Pt. 1[edit]
If the user has Retired Homer: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing Homer for the Holidays:
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The fifty-one weeks of the Christmas season are over!
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I've gotta clean the house so I can hang the New Year's Eve decorations for a few hours before putting the Christmas stuff back up.
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Not so fast, Homie. I still have the last of the Christmas Duffs to drink!
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Don't worry, Dad, I'll help you -- after I hang with my friends at the hoverboard park.
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I would help, but I've got to get down to the Robo-Homer factory.
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One of my workers accidentally typed "ROB-O-HOMER" and the assembly line is making robots that mug people.
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Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x50] If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Clean Up the House (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Clean Up the House (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Run His Company (8h, Brown House) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Run His Company (8h, Brown House) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House) If the user doesn't have President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
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Homie, you're working too hard, I'm worried about you!
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It's not so bad, Marge. When people call it "back-breaking labor", they're just being-- *CRACK*
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Never mind.
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We can't go on like this! You and Bart work too hard, Lisa cares more about being cool than being with her family, and I'm a drunk mess!
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You're right! When we decided to better ourselves all those years ago, we ruined our lives.
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Let's make resolutions right now to reverse our old resolutions. New New Year's Resolution Resolutions!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2[edit]
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 1:
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You relax and drink the rest of the Christmas Duffs. You only have to finish off these two cases. I'll take care of the cleaning.
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I used to polish off two cases in my sleep!
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Which wasn't good, since I did most of my sleeping while driving.
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Hmm, the instructions for this Robo-Homer Home-Cleaning Robot are complicated. Does this button start it?
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MUST... TERMINATE... SIMPSONS!
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D'oh!
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Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100] If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
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I'm glad the charge ran out of that robot so fast. But I'm mad our son makes such a crappy product!
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Ugh, too much beer. I better take some of Marge's Sober-Up pills. Wait, this doesn't feel right...
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I don't feel so good.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Holidays of Future Past Pt. 3[edit]
If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2:
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Mom and Dad gave up on their resolutions? They didn't raise us to be quitters!
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Those resolutions are the only thing our family has ever stuck to. Remember when we all went on the "paleo diet"?
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Eating like cavemen, what were we thinking?! Pass me one of those genetically modified glowing super-grapes.
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Maybe Mom and Dad are onto something. We were a lot happier back then...
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The only thing I had to worry about was detention from Skinner. Now I have to worry about eviction notices from Skinner.
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I'm going to go back to the way I used to be too! Hard work, no friends, and crippling anxiety, here I come!
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Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100] If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire (8h, Brown House) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire (8h, Brown House)
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Lisa, I told you that's not how the assembly controls work!
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Get bent, twerp!
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Wow, you're talking to me again!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Holidays of Future Past Pt. 4[edit]
If the user has President Lisa: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have President Lisa: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 3:
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I accidentally set Bart's factory on fire. The old me never would've let that happen...
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Those robots are short-circuiting and burning people's houses down, so you actually did a good thing.
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Still, I can't believe I've changed so much.
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Why don't you try reading a good book like you used to? Here, I found this in the attic.
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"Necronomicon"? I don't remember my books being so old or evil-sounding, but I'll give it a shot!
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I'm going to do some real cleaning – I know, I'll dust Homer's bottle rocket ships! What could go wrong?
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Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x250] If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Accidentally Break Homer's Bottle Rocket Ships (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Accidentally Break Homer's Bottle Rocket Ships (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
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My bottle rocket ships!
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Relax, I just emptied out some new bottles for ya! *burp!*
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Why the hell am I back in this dump?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Holidays of Future Past Pt. 5[edit]
If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2:
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Face facts, Dad, we've changed too much to turn back into our old selves!
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I'm not giving up. If anyone can help me quit quitting drinking, it's the gang at Moe's!
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Yeah! And now that we're here, I'll tag the side of the building, just like old times!
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Guess who's the new bouncer here, pal.
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Aw, crap.
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Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x400] If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern) If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern) If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer (8h, Moe's Tavern) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer (8h, Moe's Tavern)
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Trying to do work is a lot of work! I'm gonna go lie down in my hammock.
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Change is painful!
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I told you we're fine the way we are! No one ever sticks to resolutions anyway.
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I guess you're right.
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You guys brought me back for this?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Irresolutely Resolved[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Does anyone else have a bad feeling about these resolutions?
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You want to quit already?
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C'mon, Lisa, I've already started to clean up these beer bottles.
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You're just drinking the beer out of them!
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I'm *cleaning* the beer out of them.
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Task: Make the Simpsons Give Up On Resolutions [x2] (6h, Simpson House)
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Homer, give me that mop -- you're using the wrong end!
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...and you're using it to pet the dog.
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I hate to say it, but maybe this family isn't meant to change.
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So we're just supposed to stay the same year after year?
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It's not like we'll be stuck like this forever.
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Yeah, don't be such a drag, man. Everyone around here changes! Far out, groovy, etc!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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