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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holidays of Future Past content update/Gameplay

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Homer for the Holidays[edit]

After the user logs in on January 15th and tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png 3...2...1...Happy New Year!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, now let's open the next year's champagne!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Quiet! I'm Facetiming my friends on vacation in Hawaii and I don't want to spoil New Year's for them!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, this family never changes. Mom went overboard decorating, Dad's drunk, and Bart's a jerk.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lisa's right. A little bit of a try-hard, but right. This year we're all making New Year's resolutions!
Task: Make the Simpsons Make New Year's Resolutions [x3] (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll stop drinking and help out around here!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll try to relax more and not do so much housework!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm going to become more popular at school!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And I'll tell people what they want to hear to get them off my back.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Fine. I'll try to do better in school.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If we stick to these resolutions, just imagine how amazing our lives could be...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Holidays of Future Past[edit]

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 1[edit]

If the user has Retired Homer: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing Homer for the Holidays:
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png The fifty-one weeks of the Christmas season are over!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I've gotta clean the house so I can hang the New Year's Eve decorations for a few hours before putting the Christmas stuff back up.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Not so fast, Homie. I still have the last of the Christmas Duffs to drink!
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png Don't worry, Dad, I'll help you -- after I hang with my friends at the hoverboard park.
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png I would help, but I've got to get down to the Robo-Homer factory.
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png One of my workers accidentally typed "ROB-O-HOMER" and the assembly line is making robots that mug people.
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x50]
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Clean Up the House (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Clean Up the House (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Run His Company (8h, Brown House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Run His Company (8h, Brown House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
If the user doesn't have President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Homie, you're working too hard, I'm worried about you!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png It's not so bad, Marge. When people call it "back-breaking labor", they're just being-- *CRACK*
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Never mind.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png We can't go on like this! You and Bart work too hard, Lisa cares more about being cool than being with her family, and I'm a drunk mess!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png You're right! When we decided to better ourselves all those years ago, we ruined our lives.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Let's make resolutions right now to reverse our old resolutions. New New Year's Resolution Resolutions!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2[edit]

If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png You relax and drink the rest of the Christmas Duffs. You only have to finish off these two cases. I'll take care of the cleaning.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I used to polish off two cases in my sleep!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Which wasn't good, since I did most of my sleeping while driving.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Hmm, the instructions for this Robo-Homer Home-Cleaning Robot are complicated. Does this button start it?
Tapped Out Robot Homer Icon.png MUST... TERMINATE... SIMPSONS!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png D'oh!
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100]
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I'm glad the charge ran out of that robot so fast. But I'm mad our son makes such a crappy product!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Ugh, too much beer. I better take some of Marge's Sober-Up pills. Wait, this doesn't feel right...
Tapped Out Gelatinous Homer Icon.png I don't feel so good.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 3[edit]

If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png Mom and Dad gave up on their resolutions? They didn't raise us to be quitters!
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png Those resolutions are the only thing our family has ever stuck to. Remember when we all went on the "paleo diet"?
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png Eating like cavemen, what were we thinking?! Pass me one of those genetically modified glowing super-grapes.
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png Maybe Mom and Dad are onto something. We were a lot happier back then...
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png The only thing I had to worry about was detention from Skinner. Now I have to worry about eviction notices from Skinner.
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png I'm going to go back to the way I used to be too! Hard work, no friends, and crippling anxiety, here I come!
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100]
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire (8h, Brown House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire (8h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Lisa, I told you that's not how the assembly controls work!
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png Get bent, twerp!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wow, you're talking to me again!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 4[edit]

If the user has President Lisa: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have President Lisa: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 3:
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png I accidentally set Bart's factory on fire. The old me never would've let that happen...
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Those robots are short-circuiting and burning people's houses down, so you actually did a good thing.
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png Still, I can't believe I've changed so much.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Why don't you try reading a good book like you used to? Here, I found this in the attic.
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png "Necronomicon"? I don't remember my books being so old or evil-sounding, but I'll give it a shot!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I'm going to do some real cleaning – I know, I'll dust Homer's bottle rocket ships! What could go wrong?
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x250]
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Accidentally Break Homer's Bottle Rocket Ships (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Accidentally Break Homer's Bottle Rocket Ships (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png My bottle rocket ships!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Relax, I just emptied out some new bottles for ya! *burp!*
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Why the hell am I back in this dump?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 5[edit]

If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png Face facts, Dad, we've changed too much to turn back into our old selves!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I'm not giving up. If anyone can help me quit quitting drinking, it's the gang at Moe's!
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png Yeah! And now that we're here, I'll tag the side of the building, just like old times!
Tapped Out Robot Homer Icon.png Guess who's the new bouncer here, pal.
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png Aw, crap.
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x400]
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer (8h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Trying to do work is a lot of work! I'm gonna go lie down in my hammock.
Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon.png Change is painful!
Tapped Out President Lisa Icon.png I told you we're fine the way we are! No one ever sticks to resolutions anyway.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I guess you're right.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png You guys brought me back for this?!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Irresolutely Resolved[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Does anyone else have a bad feeling about these resolutions?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You want to quit already?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png C'mon, Lisa, I've already started to clean up these beer bottles.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're just drinking the beer out of them!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm *cleaning* the beer out of them.
Task: Make the Simpsons Give Up On Resolutions [x2] (6h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, give me that mop -- you're using the wrong end!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png ...and you're using it to pet the dog.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I hate to say it, but maybe this family isn't meant to change.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So we're just supposed to stay the same year after year?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's not like we'll be stuck like this forever.
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Yeah, don't be such a drag, man. Everyone around here changes! Far out, groovy, etc!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20