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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holidays of Future Past content update/Gameplay

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Homer for the Holidays[edit]

After the user logs in on January 15th and tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge 3...2...1...Happy New Year!
Homer Okay, now let's open the next year's champagne!
Bart Quiet! I'm Facetiming my friends on vacation in Hawaii and I don't want to spoil New Year's for them!
Lisa Ugh, this family never changes. Mom went overboard decorating, Dad's drunk, and Bart's a jerk.
Marge Lisa's right. A little bit of a try-hard, but right. This year we're all making New Year's resolutions!
Task: Make the Simpsons Make New Year's Resolutions [x3] (6s, Simpson House)
Homer I'll stop drinking and help out around here!
Marge I'll try to relax more and not do so much housework!
Lisa I'm going to become more popular at school!
Bart And I'll tell people what they want to hear to get them off my back.
Marge Bart!
Bart Fine. I'll try to do better in school.
Lisa If we stick to these resolutions, just imagine how amazing our lives could be...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Holidays of Future Past[edit]

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 1[edit]

If the user has Retired Homer: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing Homer for the Holidays:
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png The fifty-one weeks of the Christmas season are over!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I've gotta clean the house so I can hang the New Year's Eve decorations for a few hours before putting the Christmas stuff back up.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Not so fast, Homie. I still have the last of the Christmas Duffs to drink!
President Lisa Don't worry, Dad, I'll help you -- after I hang with my friends at the hoverboard park.
Mooch Bart I would help, but I've got to get down to the Robo-Homer factory.
Mooch Bart One of my workers accidentally typed "ROB-O-HOMER" and the assembly line is making robots that mug people.
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x50]
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Clean Up the House (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Clean Up the House (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Run His Company (8h, Brown House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Run His Company (8h, Brown House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
If the user doesn't have President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Homie, you're working too hard, I'm worried about you!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png It's not so bad, Marge. When people call it "back-breaking labor", they're just being-- *CRACK*
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Never mind.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png We can't go on like this! You and Bart work too hard, Lisa cares more about being cool than being with her family, and I'm a drunk mess!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png You're right! When we decided to better ourselves all those years ago, we ruined our lives.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Let's make resolutions right now to reverse our old resolutions. New New Year's Resolution Resolutions!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2[edit]

If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png You relax and drink the rest of the Christmas Duffs. You only have to finish off these two cases. I'll take care of the cleaning.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I used to polish off two cases in my sleep!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Which wasn't good, since I did most of my sleeping while driving.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Hmm, the instructions for this Robo-Homer Home-Cleaning Robot are complicated. Does this button start it?
Tapped Out Robot Homer Icon.png MUST... TERMINATE... SIMPSONS!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png D'oh!
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100]
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I'm glad the charge ran out of that robot so fast. But I'm mad our son makes such a crappy product!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Ugh, too much beer. I better take some of Marge's Sober-Up pills. Wait, this doesn't feel right...
Tapped Out Gelatinous Homer Icon.png I don't feel so good.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 3[edit]

If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2:
Mooch Bart Mom and Dad gave up on their resolutions? They didn't raise us to be quitters!
President Lisa Those resolutions are the only thing our family has ever stuck to. Remember when we all went on the "paleo diet"?
Mooch Bart Eating like cavemen, what were we thinking?! Pass me one of those genetically modified glowing super-grapes.
President Lisa Maybe Mom and Dad are onto something. We were a lot happier back then...
Mooch Bart The only thing I had to worry about was detention from Skinner. Now I have to worry about eviction notices from Skinner.
President Lisa I'm going to go back to the way I used to be too! Hard work, no friends, and crippling anxiety, here I come!
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100]
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard (8h, Springfield Skate Park or Brown House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire (8h, Brown House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire (8h, Brown House)
Milhouse Lisa, I told you that's not how the assembly controls work!
President Lisa Get bent, twerp!
Milhouse Wow, you're talking to me again!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 4[edit]

If the user has President Lisa: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have President Lisa: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 3:
President Lisa I accidentally set Bart's factory on fire. The old me never would've let that happen...
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Those robots are short-circuiting and burning people's houses down, so you actually did a good thing.
President Lisa Still, I can't believe I've changed so much.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Why don't you try reading a good book like you used to? Here, I found this in the attic.
President Lisa "Necronomicon"? I don't remember my books being so old or evil-sounding, but I'll give it a shot!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I'm going to do some real cleaning – I know, I'll dust Homer's bottle rocket ships! What could go wrong?
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x250]
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Accidentally Break Homer's Bottle Rocket Ships (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Accidentally Break Homer's Bottle Rocket Ships (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png My bottle rocket ships!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Relax, I just emptied out some new bottles for ya! *burp!*
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Why the hell am I back in this dump?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 5[edit]

If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2:
Mooch Bart Face facts, Dad, we've changed too much to turn back into our old selves!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I'm not giving up. If anyone can help me quit quitting drinking, it's the gang at Moe's!
Mooch Bart Yeah! And now that we're here, I'll tag the side of the building, just like old times!
Tapped Out Robot Homer Icon.png Guess who's the new bouncer here, pal.
Mooch Bart Aw, crap.
Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x400]
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer (8h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Trying to do work is a lot of work! I'm gonna go lie down in my hammock.
Mooch Bart Change is painful!
President Lisa I told you we're fine the way we are! No one ever sticks to resolutions anyway.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I guess you're right.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png You guys brought me back for this?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Irresolutely Resolved[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Does anyone else have a bad feeling about these resolutions?
Marge You want to quit already?
Homer C'mon, Lisa, I've already started to clean up these beer bottles.
Lisa You're just drinking the beer out of them!
Homer I'm *cleaning* the beer out of them.
Task: Make the Simpsons Give Up On Resolutions [x2] (6h, Simpson House)
Marge Homer, give me that mop -- you're using the wrong end!
Marge ...and you're using it to pet the dog.
Lisa I hate to say it, but maybe this family isn't meant to change.
Bart So we're just supposed to stay the same year after year?
Lisa It's not like we'll be stuck like this forever.
Disco Stu Yeah, don't be such a drag, man. Everyone around here changes! Far out, groovy, etc!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20