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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Flanders Family Reunion content update/Gameplay

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Flanders-O-Rama[edit]

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on July 17th:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Hey there, parent-eenos!
Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon.png Hi diddily-hi there, man!
Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon.png What's the happs, my little Ned-head?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Flanders are multiplying...
Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon.png That's because the Flanders clan is gathering here for a family reunion.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well call me a minus sign because I'm nonplussed... Are you saying you invited folks to my home without telling me?
Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon.png No, man, I always let people know before I plan a shindig at their... hold on, what was I saying?
Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon.png Be patient with your pops, Ned. He started early on the "herbal spinach" today.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I guess I better get my house ready for the festivities. How many kin are we welcomin' in?
Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon.png Oh, it shouldn't be any more than... hold on, what was I saying?
Task: Make Ned Prepare His House for the Reunion (6s, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What time does the reunion start? I want to be first in line for cocktail wieners. Also last in line.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm sorry, Homer, but this is strictly a Flanders affair.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Flanders, not letting me into a family reunion just because I'm not family.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Cousin Ted, I haven't seen you in a while.
Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon.png That's strange, my girls and I live just two houses away from you. Everyone seems to forget that.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'd love to catch up before everyone else arrives. What say we attend a church service together?
Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon.png As long as it's at my Springfield Episcopalian Church.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I feel consternation toward that denomination! We'll go to my First Church of Springfield.
Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon.png Those blasphemers? I'd just as soon hob-nob with... Unitarians!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png *gasp* I'll thank you to watch that language in front of my boys!
Task: Make Ned Argue With Ted Over Which Religion is the Correct One (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400]
Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon.png It seems we're never going to agree on which slightly different version of Christianity is the one to follow unquestioningly for all eternity.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Let's just get some breakfast. I know a good pancake place.
Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon.png I'd prefer the Waffle House.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Waffles? We might as well have Satan pour the syrup!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Who's been leaving bear traps all over my property?
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png That would be me, eh? Up North we live by the rule of ABT: "Always Be Trapping".
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well down here we try to live by the rule of basic safety, especially with all these relatives around.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Great googly-moogly! What was that noise?
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png One of my traps went off! Let's see what we got dere, ya?
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Check His Bear Trap (4h, Brown House)
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300]
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png See? I told ya my trap would catch a bear.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's not a bear.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I was looking for cocktail wieners.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I trust you're settling in, Lord Thistlewick?
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I'm afraid the bedchamber with which you've provided me is woefully inadequate.
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I'll need one large enough to house me and my footman.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I suppose you could use my bedroom if I slept on a cot in the basement...
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png And the footman? When will he be provided?
Task: Make Ned Prepare His Bedroom for Lord Thistlewick (8h, Flanders House)
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x200]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, my family has me more tense than a scout jamboree!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't get it.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png "Tense" and "tents" are homonyms. I suppose the joke doesn't really work in print.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Anyway, you're the best person I know at making people want to get far away from you. Can you help me clean house?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I suppose I can get your relatives out. But I'll need some highly specialized supplies first...
Task: Make Ned Buy Ten Cases of Beer for Homer (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll also need a hedge trimmer, a garden hose, and one of those pasta-making machines.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You already have those things! You "borrowed" them from me years ago!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh... Then stand back and watch a master in action!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, all you stupid Flanders! Listen up! I've got things to say about politics! And religion? Don't get me started!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think all these politicians are crooks! And whatever god you worship, I'm for the other guy!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If anyone disagrees with me, you're an idiot! *burp* Somebody hand me another beer!
Task: Make Homer Drunkenly Rant About Politics and Religion (8h, Flanders House)
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400]
On job start:
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I've never seen such an uncouth individual! This is what I get for cavorting with the lower gentry.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png This guy leaves me colder than a Manitoba toilet seat!
Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon.png As the ice cream said to the banana, let's split!
Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon.png Sorry Neddy, but this pal of yours is seriously harshing our buzz.
Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon.png No amount of herbal spinach could make this cat bearable. Let's make like Kerouac and get On the Road!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm just as shocked as all of you! Please don't leave!
Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon.png Well, if you really want us to stay...
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Looks like Pop's already in the car, Mom! See you later!
On job end:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I just wish you hadn't passed out naked in the middle of the yard.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Naked? I'll have you know I was wearing a lampshade on my head.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I suppose now that things are back to normal, you'll be leaving too?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are you kidding? This Flanders family reunion is just getting started. I'll be sticking around for a looong time.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png *sigh* What's that Bible story about the solution to a problem being worse than the problem itself?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How the hell should I know? Now, where are those cocktail wieners?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20