The Simpsons: Tapped Out Cthulhu's Revenge content update/Gameplay

IrreSpawnsible

After the user logs in on September 25th: Did I win the oyster eating contest yet?? There weren't no contest, Homer. You just started stuffin' your face as soon as we pulled up that weird giant sea nest. Also, last I checked, oysters aren't egg-shaped. How often do you check? Every month or so. I don't feel so good... Better keep eating. One twenty-four...one twenty-five... Task: Make Homer Eat More "Oysters" (6s, Simpson House) Task: Make Moe Cheer Homer On (6s, Simpson House) Ah, I love a good fishin' trip. The gentle waves, the sun on your face, the sudden mysterious bone-chilling cold and fog... Is the tide supposed to come in this early... and be shaped like a gigantic sea creature? I can't believe it. The tide tables are inaccurate! Silence! I am The High Priest of the Old Ones. The Sleeper of R'lyeh. The Great Dreamer. I am Moe, the Yellowest of Bellies. The Great Groveler. The Cauliflower-Eared Coward. I felt my spawn leave this plane of existence. Who dares to cross the mighty Cthulhu?! Did I mention I'm the Stooliest of Stoolies? Doesn't quite have the same ring, but... it was Homer Simpson! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cthulhu's Revenge

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1

After completing IrreSpawnsible: Where is the man they call Homer Simpson, the fool who dared to disturb my eggs? I knew those oysters Homie ate looked weird. He ATE my spawn?! I assumed he was just using them for a satanic death spell or something! What kind of monster is he?! You left your offspring unattended -- what kind of monster are YOU?! A half-octopus, half-crab, half-demon monster... Well you're also an absentee parent! *shocked gasp* Task: Collect Tentacles [x150] Task: Make Marge Scold Cthulhu (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1: You're right, Marge, I'm a bad parent! Cheer up, Cthulhu. You can't be THAT bad. I once traded my eldest spawn M'nthster for a pair of designer sunglasses. Man, that's cold! They must of been some really sweet shades... They were too small for my head - they looked like tiny Ben Franklin glasses on me. That look's sorta in now. I know, but I didn't have the confidence to pull it off. Sunglasses, eh? I think I know how we can make things right between you and your spawn, M'nthster! Task: Collect Tentacles [x150] Task: Make Marge Take Cthulhu Sunglasses Shopping (8h, Java Server or Brown House) These all look stupid! I'm just not a sunglasses deity. I guess I thought if we got you the coolest sunglasses in the world, M'nthster would understand why you traded him for them... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2: Wow, I really thought that sunglasses thing was going to work. "Cool sunglasses" was your whole plan to mend my relationship with M'nthster? Seriously, Mom, that's pretty weak. Look, I've mended a lot of relationships over the years, they can't all be home runs! I guess I'm beyond helping. I'm going to the only place a bad parent can feel happy. Moe's? No... the graveyard. Task: Collect Tentacles [x150] Task: Make Marge Be Creeped Out (8h, Fogbury Cemetery) Task: Make Bart Defile Graves (8h, Fogbury Cemetery) You come here to feel better? Oh yeah, all the "dead"-beat ghouls come here to commiserate about being bad parents. I once left little Dracula Jr. in the hearse while I was drinking at the Blood Bank... But I cracked the coffin a little -- he turned out fine! Maybe this isn't the best place to be if I'm trying to make things right with M'nthster... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 4

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3: No peeking, we're almost there. Okay, but hurry up, the anticipation is killing me. Well, it would be if I was mortal... What are you doing here?! M'nthster, my child! It's me, your lord and parent! Yeah, I can see who you are, even without fancy sunglasses. Come on, don't be like that! I'm trying to make amends! Why didn't you make amends before my bat mitzvah, where I ate a bat? Or my school play, "Death of a Salesman", where I ate a salesman? I... I... This is more complicated than I thought... Task: Collect Tentacles [x200] Task: Make Marge Be an Unqualified Family Therapist (8h, Squidport Entrance) Alright, why don't you start by telling us why you're mad. Why am I mad?! My parent abandoned me as a baby! Who is this silly human?! Yes, she is quite dense, even for a human! And if you think she's foolish, you should meet her husband! I watched him struggle with the maze on the back of a cereal box for over an hour! *laughter* *annoyed murmur* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 5

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 4: ...and their children have pointy heads, and are puny compared to how tall children that age should be! *laughter* I've missed the way you make fun of humans! I'm glad we were able to patch things up instead of fighting and destroying all of reality like last time. Wait, what? You've single-handedly saved all life on Earth because your family is so ridiculous, Marge. My family is not a joke! Shame on you! We're sorry. Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should destroy Earth after all... ...did you hear about the time Homer split his pants picking up a penny??? Task: Collect Tentacles [x400] Task: Make Marge Celebrate Saving the World (24h, Cthulhu Monument) On job start: Let's never fight again, M'nthster. Unless we get mildly bored, then we'll wipe out existence and start over. Ooh, what if we burned the souls of the good and rewarded the evil?! That might be fun! On job end: You two should come for Christmas. It's a great time for family and being with those you love. Oh, we wouldn't want to impose. Not at all! The more the merrier. You can join in on our family traditions of Homer strangling Bart and me sending Lisa to her room for being blasphemous! Ah, there's nothing better than family! Quest reward: 200 and 20