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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Cthulhu's Revenge content update/Gameplay

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IrreSpawnsible[edit]

After the user logs in on September 25th:
Homer Did I win the oyster eating contest yet??
Moe There weren't no contest, Homer. You just started stuffin' your face as soon as we pulled up that weird giant sea nest.
Moe Also, last I checked, oysters aren't egg-shaped.
Lenny How often do you check?
Moe Every month or so.
Homer I don't feel so good... Better keep eating. One twenty-four...one twenty-five...
Task: Make Homer Eat More "Oysters" (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Make Moe Cheer Homer On (6s, Simpson House)
Moe Ah, I love a good fishin' trip. The gentle waves, the sun on your face, the sudden mysterious bone-chilling cold and fog...
Carl Is the tide supposed to come in this early... and be shaped like a gigantic sea creature?
Moe I can't believe it. The tide tables are inaccurate!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Silence! I am The High Priest of the Old Ones. The Sleeper of R'lyeh. The Great Dreamer.
Moe I am Moe, the Yellowest of Bellies. The Great Groveler. The Cauliflower-Eared Coward.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png I felt my spawn leave this plane of existence. Who dares to cross the mighty Cthulhu?!
Moe Did I mention I'm the Stooliest of Stoolies? Doesn't quite have the same ring, but... it was Homer Simpson!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cthulhu's Revenge[edit]

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1[edit]

After completing IrreSpawnsible:
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Where is the man they call Homer Simpson, the fool who dared to disturb my eggs?
Marge I knew those oysters Homie ate looked weird.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png He ATE my spawn?! I assumed he was just using them for a satanic death spell or something!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png What kind of monster is he?!
Marge You left your offspring unattended -- what kind of monster are YOU?!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png A half-octopus, half-crab, half-demon monster...
Marge Well you're also an absentee parent!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png *shocked gasp*
Task: Collect Tentacles [x150]
Task: Make Marge Scold Cthulhu (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png You're right, Marge, I'm a bad parent!
Marge Cheer up, Cthulhu. You can't be THAT bad.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png I once traded my eldest spawn M'nthster for a pair of designer sunglasses.
Bart Man, that's cold! They must of been some really sweet shades...
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png They were too small for my head - they looked like tiny Ben Franklin glasses on me.
Lisa That look's sorta in now.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png I know, but I didn't have the confidence to pull it off.
Marge Sunglasses, eh? I think I know how we can make things right between you and your spawn, M'nthster!
Task: Collect Tentacles [x150]
Task: Make Marge Take Cthulhu Sunglasses Shopping (8h, Java Server or Brown House)
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png These all look stupid! I'm just not a sunglasses deity.
Marge I guess I thought if we got you the coolest sunglasses in the world, M'nthster would understand why you traded him for them...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2:
Marge Wow, I really thought that sunglasses thing was going to work.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png "Cool sunglasses" was your whole plan to mend my relationship with M'nthster?
Lisa Seriously, Mom, that's pretty weak.
Marge Look, I've mended a lot of relationships over the years, they can't all be home runs!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png I guess I'm beyond helping. I'm going to the only place a bad parent can feel happy.
Homer Moe's?
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png No... the graveyard.
Task: Collect Tentacles [x150]
Task: Make Marge Be Creeped Out (8h, Fogbury Cemetery)
Task: Make Bart Defile Graves (8h, Fogbury Cemetery)
Marge You come here to feel better?
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Oh yeah, all the "dead"-beat ghouls come here to commiserate about being bad parents.
Count Dracula I once left little Dracula Jr. in the hearse while I was drinking at the Blood Bank...
Count Dracula But I cracked the coffin a little -- he turned out fine!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Maybe this isn't the best place to be if I'm trying to make things right with M'nthster...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3:
Marge No peeking, we're almost there.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Okay, but hurry up, the anticipation is killing me. Well, it would be if I was mortal...
M'nthster What are you doing here?!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png M'nthster, my child! It's me, your lord and parent!
M'nthster Yeah, I can see who you are, even without fancy sunglasses.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Come on, don't be like that! I'm trying to make amends!
M'nthster Why didn't you make amends before my bat mitzvah, where I ate a bat?
M'nthster Or my school play, "Death of a Salesman", where I ate a salesman?
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png I... I...
Marge This is more complicated than I thought...
Task: Collect Tentacles [x200]
Task: Make Marge Be an Unqualified Family Therapist (8h, Squidport Entrance)
Marge Alright, why don't you start by telling us why you're mad.
M'nthster Why am I mad?! My parent abandoned me as a baby! Who is this silly human?!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Yes, she is quite dense, even for a human!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png And if you think she's foolish, you should meet her husband!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png I watched him struggle with the maze on the back of a cereal box for over an hour!
M'nthster *laughter*
Marge *annoyed murmur*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png ...and their children have pointy heads, and are puny compared to how tall children that age should be!
M'nthster *laughter* I've missed the way you make fun of humans!
M'nthster I'm glad we were able to patch things up instead of fighting and destroying all of reality like last time.
Marge Wait, what?
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png You've single-handedly saved all life on Earth because your family is so ridiculous, Marge.
Marge My family is not a joke! Shame on you!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png We're sorry. Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should destroy Earth after all...
Marge ...did you hear about the time Homer split his pants picking up a penny???
Task: Collect Tentacles [x400]
Task: Make Marge Celebrate Saving the World (24h, Cthulhu Monument)
On job start:
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Let's never fight again, M'nthster.
M'nthster Unless we get mildly bored, then we'll wipe out existence and start over.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Ooh, what if we burned the souls of the good and rewarded the evil?!
M'nthster That might be fun!
On job end:
Marge You two should come for Christmas. It's a great time for family and being with those you love.
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Oh, we wouldn't want to impose.
Marge Not at all! The more the merrier.
Marge You can join in on our family traditions of Homer strangling Bart and me sending Lisa to her room for being blasphemous!
Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon.png Ah, there's nothing better than family!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20