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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Abe's in Toyland content update/Claus & Son Gameplay

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Abe's in Toyland Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on November 11th:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hey, everyone, it's Christmas Eve, and time for my favorite tradition...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Telling you one of my amazing stories of Christmas past.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But first, time for one of *our* favorite traditions...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Going to bed instead of wasting time on one of your rambling stories.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't worry Dad, there'll be lots of time for your stories tomorrow.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like when I'm watching football and ignoring you.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png *heads to guest room* Aw, what's the point of living if no one wants to hear me talk.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Glad you feel that way. Because your time has come, Abraham Simpson!
Task: Make Death Terrify Grampa (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That'd be like taking a girl who's never been kissed, or a cop who never beat a witness.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Fine, tell your story. I hate people who whine for mercy.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png In that case, you picked a heck of a business.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png But the fates have decreed you must die before Christmas morn. So no rambling.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Oh, I never ramble.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claus & Son[edit]

Claus & Son Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Abe's in Toyland Intro:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Let me tell you the story of how I've saved Christmas. Then you can do your worst.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Great, because my worst is really bad.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png It was the dark days of the Great Depression.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png By which I mean, Christmas at my father's house.
Tapped Out Baby Abe Icon.png Papa, do you want to read my letter to Santa?
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png No six-year-old son of mine is getting free presents from some fatso.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png You'll earn them the way I did: cleaning outhouses.
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes [x50]
Task: Make Grampa Clean the Outhouse (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claus & Son Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Claus & Son Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Your father sounds like the kind of person I enjoy giving a really painful heart attack.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png He was just doing the best he could with his terrible personality. But then Santa sent me help.
Tapped Out Baby Abe Icon.png *opens door* Are you one of Santa's elves?
Tapped Out Happy Little Elf Leopold Icon.png That's right, kid. Santa sent me with something to improve your dad's mood.
Tapped Out Happy Little Elf Leopold Icon.png Just pour this bottled elf magic on your dad's dinner and it'll cheer him right up.
Tapped Out Happy Little Elf Leopold Icon.png You can trust me, kid. I'm Santa's elf, right?
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Sprinkle Elf Magic on Chopped Ham (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claus & Son Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Claus & Son Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Wow, this chopped ham dinner is really going to my head. I don't feel myself at all.
Tapped Out Baby Abe Icon.png Papa, do you want to build a snowman?
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Why sure! And then let's dance a jig and give shoes to orphans.
Tapped Out Baby Abe Icon.png The bottled elf magic worked! It gave Papa the Christmas spirit.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Speaking of spirits, why does my dinner smell like grain alcohol?
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png I don't feel so good. I think I'm going to deck the walls with barfs of hammy.
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Feel Hopeful About the Holidays (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claus & Son Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Claus & Son Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Ho, ho, ho, here comes Santa down the chimney. Now, bring me some Christmas pie!
Tapped Out Baby Abe Icon.png Papa, look! Santa came and he brought his elf.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png That's not Santa, ya clod! It's a hobo in a red bag. And a tiny hobo in a green hat.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png They've come to steal our pies!
Tapped Out Baby Abe Icon.png No, it's Santa and the elf. They gave me bottled elf magic.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png You're hallucinating, boy! That was grain alcohol and sterno!
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Argue With His Dad About Santa (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claus & Son Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Claus & Son Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png I'm sorry, Abe, but your father simply refuses to believe in Christmas.
Tapped Out Happy Little Elf Leopold Icon.png The only thing to do is lock him in his room until Christmas is over.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png It's a trick, son! The hobos are taking advantage of your childish belief in Santa.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Like all hobos, they just want our pies!
Tapped Out Baby Abe Icon.png Poor Daddy. Don't you know Santa would never lie?
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Eat Pie With Santa (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20