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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Abe's in Toyland content update/Abe the Toy Soldier Gameplay

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Abe the Toy Soldier[edit]

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 25th:
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Look, you need to hurry up these stories. You're supposed to be chewing coffin dirt by dawn.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Don't get your ghoul underpants in a ghost knot, I'm getting there.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png World War Two was over. I had an honorable discharge from the Army, and a dishonorable discharge from a skin condition I picked up in Paris.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png The economy was booming, and every veteran was dating a nurse he'd kissed on V-J day.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And yet America was threatened by internal Communist subversives from the USSR.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png We were headed towards a Christmas nightmare!
Tapped Out Death Icon.png I know all about Christmas nightmares.
Task: Collect Toy Soldiers [x50]
Task: Make Grampa Tell Another Wild Tale (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png So there I was in 1950, looking for a job where I could use the skills I learned in the Army.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png But there wasn't much demand for potato peelers, despite my vast experience.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Then I got lucky!
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png Hey there, soldier, I work for Whiz Bang toys.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png We're going to make some Army Man toy soldiers, and I'd like to use you as the model.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png We'll pay you a penny for every thousand soldiers we sell.
Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon.png Lemme just do the math... aw, too hard. I assume I'll be rich!
Task: Collect Toy Soldiers [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Model for Whiz-Bang Toys (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png Abe, you're going to be a fantastic model for our Army Man toys.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png Now, take this rifle and imagine you're pointing it at the enemy.
Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon.png My platoon lieutenant. Got it.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png I mean, someone you actually killed.
Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon.png My platoon lieutenant. Got it.
Task: Collect Toy Soldiers [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Pose for Reference Shots (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png You did a fantastic job posing for those toy soldiers, Abe. You've made Whiz Bang Toys very happy.
Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon.png
And you've done a great service to your country.
Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon.png For the first time ever! But how?
Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon.png
I work for J. Edgar Hoover at the FBI. We're going to use those toy soldiers to root out Communist infiltrators.
Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon.png
Each one of them has a tiny radio transmitter inside. We'll be able to hear everything that's going on inside every home in America.
Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon.png
As a patriotic American, can I count on you to keep quiet about this?
Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon.png Sir, it's 1950. Which means I still trust the government.
Task: Collect Toy Soldiers [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Keep His Secret (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Well, I said I wouldn't blab about the toys being designed to spy on ordinary Americans.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png But it turned out my girlfriend at the time was spying on me for the CIA.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Lots of spying in those days. Anyway, she told her boss, who didn't like the FBI stickin' their noses into his business.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png They confiscated and melted all the original Army Man soldiers. Whiz Bang had to make a new batch.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Which is why, instead of me, they look like Kirk Douglas.
Task: Collect Toy Soldiers [x100]
Task: Make Grampa Save America From Intrusive Surveillance (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20