The Simpson Project/Quotes
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- Bart: Hey, Milhouse, this is getting boring. Let's do something else!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah! Let's spit on cars going the other direction!
- Bart: I think destroying something would be more fun!
- Milhouse: I think building something would be more fun!
- Marge: What's all that racket? What are those boys doing in the front yard? They're making a mess of the lawn! I'll tell them to go someplace else!
- Lisa: Let them stay, Mom. Otherwise they'll just create havoc someplace else.
- Marge: Hrrmmm...
- Lisa: What harm can they do?
- Professor Frink: Wow, a space rocket in its incipient state [GAH-HOY!] What a find!
- Milhouse: It's Professor Frink!
- Professor Frink: Ha! You need to develop a basic propulsion system GLAVINE! It will have to be for a restricted payload, but with a course of telemetry and aerodynamics... ...with the cosmic ray fluxes, the direction of the sun NNG-S'HOT! And we have to think about maple-leafing! I'll bring a few things... oh boy, am I excited!
- Milhouse: It's going to be a real rocket!
- Bart: Sure, Milhouse.
- Mr. Burns: [on phone] Ahoy-hoy! Yes, this is he! What...? NASA...? I shouldn't what...? For what...? Nobody tells Charles Montgomery Burns what to do!!
- Mr. Burns: The nerve of some outsiders... Smithers! Send everything that's necessary for a space launch over to the Simpson's residence!
- Waylon Smithers: Are you sure, sir?
- Mr. Burns: [thinking] Hmm... NASA... what is NASA...?
- Smithers: [thinking] I'd better do it! That call was from NASA!
- Ned Flanders: It's the apocalypse! "Verily I say unto you, all these things shall come upon this generation." It's in Revelations!
- Agent: I think I found the nut that caused all this!
- Professor Frink: But... but I was just helping the kids!
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, tell it to the chief! Wait a minute, I am the chief!
