The Rise and Fall of Krustyland, Part Three/Quotes

Quotes

Narrator: The story so far: In a misguided attempt to win his father's love, Krusty the Clown has built the Krustyland amusement park. In order to do this, Krusty swindled the Junior Campers out of their land, double-crossed Fat Tony out of his money, contaminated the park food with nuclear waste, packed the place with wild black-market monkeys, betrayed Bart, violated every known safety regulation, and ticked-off a supernatural wind. Now it's payback time! Fat Tony & his goons hold Krusty's life in the balance as Bart hurtles toward the desperately hungry baby goats petting zoo in a giant wind-borne pork chop suit!!

Fat Tony: Aaaagh!! Lint!! Nooooo!!!

Bart: Fat Tony sure hates lint.

Fat Tony: Get it off me! Get the lint off me!!!

Ned Flanders: There's a Junior Camper way for everything, yes indeedy-doodly!! And if you want to be a happy camper, you have to do everything the Junior Camper way. And that includes ice cream. Now, first you hold the ice cream about five inches from your licker and-- Whoops!

Fat Tony: Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Am I right, pork chop boy? Where's the clown?

Bart: In the White House, fathead!

Fat Tony: As amusing as it is true. Tenderize him, boys!!

Leon Kompowsky: Stop!! This is crazy!! Don't you hear what the song is telling us? Let's join together and sing!!

Nelson and Insane Patient: Get him!!!

Leon Kompowsky: Nooooo!

Krusty: Papa! I knew you'd come to Krustyland!

Rabbi Krustofsky: I came for you, Herschel. Not your meshugginneh amusement park.

Everyone: Awwwwwww.

Krusty: What are you lookin' at!?

Narrator: So that's the story, little camponauts. We believe this place was once inhabited long ago by yellow beings with big eyes and no chins, who, to appease their pagan gods, defied nature by building huge mechanical contraptions to induce a ritual state known as indigestion. They were a stupid people and thank Geeba they are gone! All that remains to remind us of them is this accursed wind.