The Piemen of the World!/Quotes
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- Homer: Oh, look at me, I'm an artiste! I don't have to work for a living, or bathe, or dress nice--
- Bart: You don't do any of those now, Homer!
- Homer: Why, you little--
- Pieman: This looks like a job for Pieman!
- Blue-haired lawyer: Cease and desist at once! That phrase is the copyrighted intellectual property of--
- Colonel Custard: I say, you've jolly well bollixed things up, wot?
- Pieman: What? Will you talk English?
- Cupcake Kid: Uh, Pieman...
- Captain Kidney Pie: Pay some respect t' Colonel Custard, will ya, Yank? I'm Captain Kidney Pie, hailin' from down under! Oz, that is!
- Pieman: Oz? You mean like with those scary flying monkeys?
- Colonel Custard: Well, this is deuced awkward, wot? We need to talk this out, eh?
- Pieman: Especially if you learn English! And I know just the place...
- Marge: "The Tart"? No way I'm letting my husband and son run around with some hussy who--
- Lisa: Mom, hush! She's not that kind of tart! I hope!
- Mademoiselle Meringue: Centuries ago, ze evil Stonecutters fashioned a pie from rock... a stone pie, which, when its mystic powers matured, would form ze Pie of All Power! Ze Bakers' Guild, a secret society standing for truth and justice, created ze Pieman of ze World, to combat just such a threat! Zose first Piemen fought ze Stonecutters and won! But zen zey escaped... ...and took ze stone pie pieces weeth zem, until zeir power matured! The pie pieces were lost to ze ages...
- Señor Fritatta: ...Until they were recently discovered! We, the descendants of the first Piemen, gathered to stop the Stonecutters, but our plan was interfered with... by you!
- Cupcake Kid: Who put these adults in charge? Why aren't they our sidekicks? If you ask me--
- Pieman: Come on, Cupcake Kid!
- Cupcake Kid: Right! Where Pieman goes, the Cupcake Kid is never far behind! Hold that thought!
- Marge: Homie, please don't go! Fighting local thugs is one thing, but this--
- Pieman: Don't worry, honey! I took a vow to serve justice, hot and fresh from the oven! But I'll always return my pie tins to you!
- Marge: Oh, Lisa! I've got a feeling that our lives are about to change... forever!
- Lisa: I'm sure they'll be fine, Mom. But if anything happens to them, I call dibs on Bart's room!
- Number One: A real pie? A fork! A fork! My kingdom for a fork!
- Homer: Marge, with great pie must come great responsibility!
- Blue-haired lawyer: Cease and desist at once! That phrase is also the copyrighted intellectual property of--
