The Once and Future Bartman Part Two: Bartman & the Outsider/Quotes
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- Bartman: Lisa, you're the mayor. Why do you keep Ralph as police chief?
- Lisa: He may not be too bright, but he isn't corrupt. That puts him well ahead of all the other applicants.
- Lisa: Where is everyone? I got the word out to all twelve of my Instasnap followers!
- Terri: I'm here because Sherri told me!
- Sherri: And Terri told me!
- Terri: That gives me an idea! What if we started our own social networking site?
- Sherri: One that links you to your own digital twin?
- Bartman: You're not getting away from me again, Numero Uno! You ready for this Ralph? Ralph? Where are you? How did you manage to get lost already?
- Ralph: Gradually, then suddenly.
- Bartman: Ralph! What happened?
- Ralph: My feet and my brain had a fight about how to climb. Save me, Barkman!
- Bartman: I can finally catch Numero Uno but I can't leave Ralph! Urgh. Why do I feel like this has happened before?
- Bartman: I know you're here to steal the first Krusty kids meal toy, Bob! Or should I say "Numero Uno?"
- Sideshow Bob: Me? A petty thief? A preposterous accusation! I'm here to sabotage Krusty's new "Dairy-Licious, Milkshake-Type Beverage." Now with extra lactose.
- Houseboy: Extreme lactose intolerance is a real thing! I have a pamphlet if you want to read it.
