The Mystery of the Pesky Desk/Quotes

Quotes

Kid 1: Our classroom has vanished!

Kid 2: Great... now we get to go home!

Lisa: No! Today I'm reading my book report on "To Kill a Mockingbird"! Let's use that empty classroom on the ground floor.

Kid 3: That room is jinxed!

Miss Hoover: That's right. There's something wrong with that room.

Lisa: Jinxes are just superstition... that abandoned room will be fine. But I wonder what happened to our beloved classroom?

Miss Hoover: Throughout the history of this school, whomever sits in that desk fails miserably.

Lisa: While I appreciate your use of the objective case, Ms. Hoover... ...I'm not superstitious, and I'll prove that this desk is not jinxed. Ms. Hoover, do your worst ...give us a pop quiz.

Principal Skinner: I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If your grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk!

Lisa: You don't believe it's jinxed, do you?

Principal Skinner: No, but why take any chances?

Lisa: ...And furthermore, do you know the difference between you and a horse's behind?

Miss Hoover: ...No...

Lisa: That's because you're stupid!

Kid 4: Halloween in April? What a rebel!

Kid 5: Lisa is so cool.

Lisa: Ms. Hoover, please give us a pop quiz. Any pop quiz.

Kid 5: Traitor!

Kid 6: What happened to "Cool Lisa"?

Lisa: What's with you and pop quizzes? Busy work! Busy busy bee bee bee-bop-a-loo-la.

Ralph Wiggum: I understand!

Lisa: You know nothing, soldier.

Lisa: What happened? Did I just show my bare bottom to the class?! GROAN... I was going to save that for marriage...

Lisa: Want to help me solve a mystery?

Bart: I dunno. What's in it for me?

Lisa: Let me rephrase that. Want to help me break into the school's basement?

Bart: Absolutely.

Lisa: Good. Bring the tools, just in case.

Lisa: I installed a global positioning system in this costume. It saves me from having to call for a "Boo Radley" if I get lost.

Bart: "Boo" who?

Lisa: Heh, heh... made you cry.

Bart: You did not.

Lisa: Did too!

Bart: Shut up.

Bart: You're asking me to destroy school property? Lisa, you are the wind beneath my wings.

Groundskeeper Willie: Why'd ye have ta smash the wall, ye numptyheads? You'da found a perfectly good padlocked door if ye'd opened yer eyes! Ye almost smashed the best Scotch makin' contraption this side o' the Atlantic!

Bart: But, Herr Skinner, asking me to smash this fake wall is like asking Michelangelo to blow up the Sistine Chapel. Which would be way cool. What you're looking at here is a work of art.

Principal Skinner: Mr. Simpson... tear down that wall!