Springfield's "Take Your Child to Work" Day/Quotes
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- Homer: See, Bart, all the other fathers have brought their children to their dead-end jobs.
- Bart: I still think I should get paid for this.
- Chief Wiggum: Now, Ralphie, here is the most important piece of equipment here at the station…
- Ralph Wiggum: Tongue prints are smudgy.
- Chief Wiggum: C’mon! What’s the hold up?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: That’s all of our money, sir. Would you like anything else with that?
- Snake Jailbird: Yeah, dude, give me that bag of food and don’t skimp on the ketchups.
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Officer, that man just stole seven hundred dollars.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, yeah? Well, I’ve got a gripe of my own. Where’s my sandwich?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: He got that, too.
- Chief Wiggum: What?!
- Lou: Hit the brakes, Chief!
- Ralph: I’m flying, Daddy, I’m flying.
- Chief Wiggum: Hang on, Ralphie!
- Lou: Crime fighting must run in the family.
- Chief Wiggum: We Wiggum men have an insatiable hunger, for justice of course. Save your daddy a bite there, Ralphie.
