Sideshow Slob/Quotes
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- Nelson: Welcome back, to everyone's favorite Game Show, "Face or Gut?" You've got five seconds to decide!
- Bart: Pick the face! No, the gut!
- Milhouse: Um..
- Lisa: Grettings, fellow nerds!
- Martin: I find that word offensive. I'm more of a geek!
- Cosine: I'm a dork!
- Database: I answer to dweeb!
- Kent Brockman: [on TV] This just in: It appears Lampwick's will states that his vast fortune goes to Sideshow Bob!
- Sideshow Bob: [on TV] Me?
- Bart: Him?!!!!
- Sideshow Bob: [on TV] I am so sorry, Bart. Can you forgive me?
- Bart: No!
- Homer: The TV can't hear you no matter how loud you yell, boy! Belive me, I've tried!
- Cletus: Sorry to bothers ya, Mr. Bob, but what did you want me to attach this here wire to again?
- Sideshow Bob: The dynamite, you incompetent hick!
