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Bart: it's Saturday the 14th! It's Mt. Splashmore day! I've been waiting forever for this! You didn't forget, did you?
Marge: Er... No.
Bart: This year they've added real stinging jellyfish to the kiddie pool!

Bart: Saxophone shmaxophone! I bet I could be "special" like Lisa if I wanted to! That would show them! I'll out saxophone Lisa!

Milhouse Van Houten: Why do you want a new backless dress?
Bart: I said I want to get back at Lisa for getting a new dress!
Milhouse: Oh.

Milhouse: Do you really plan to make Lisa cry?
Bart: Hey, if I can't get wet at Mt. Splashmore, then she's gonna provide some waterworks!

Dewey Largo: Even though I have come to loathe jazz music, your tone and technique are quite impressive. Would you consider joining our school band? I'll make you our new first chair saxxophone...
Lisa: But... I'm first chair!

Marge: This is embarrassing!
Homer: I have no son!