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Safe Like Me

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"Safe Like Me"
Song Information
Characters: Ned Flanders
Appearance(s): Flanders' Book of Faith

"Safe Like Me" is a song by Ned as a part of Scrub-a-Dub Flanders' Naughty Lyrics Laundry.

Lyrics[edit]

Don't cha wish you boyfriend was safe like me?
Don't cha wish you boyfriend was a wuss like me?
Don't cha? Dont' cha?
Don't cha wish you boyfriend was tame like me?
Don't cha wish you boyfriend was dull like me?
Don't cha? Dont' cha?
I know I'm rated G. I know we both agree.
I'm moderate, I'm meek and I'm mild.
I ain't lying. Look at me, I ain't wild.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of the Pussycat Dolls song "Don't Cha", written by Cee Lo Green, Sir-Mix-a-Lot and Busta Rhymes.

Appearances[edit]