Now You Wiggum, Now You Don't!/Quotes
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- Chief Wiggum: Here you go, Simpson. If you have any problems just call 911.
- Homer: Oh right, were we still doing this?
- Ralph Wiggum: Hi, new daddy!
- Homer: Um... so what do you do?
- Ralph: At school I eat things for money.
- Homer: Sweet.
- Ralph: This show is scary! The boat talks!
- Homer: It's all right. The talking boat just helps the police solve crimes.
- Ralph: Police like my other daddy!
- Bart: Homer's not your dad, Ralph. He's barely mine!
- Homer: Time to wake up! It's the father and son picnic!
- Bart: I told you I'm not going!
- Homer: I wasn't talking to you!
- Ralph: Oh, boy! Let's go!
- Bart: Hey, Homer, I decided to be part of the dumb day after all!
- Homer: Well, Ralph and I...
- Bart: Meet my new dad!
- Barney Gumble: Every day with this little one is a gift! Because he's paying me. Braaaap!
- Homer: Barney?! What's the big idea?
- Bart: Do you have any hamster food?
- Lisa: There's still some in my pockets!
- Bart: Give it here!
- Ralph: Hi, Bart!
- Bart: Hey, Ralph! I'm just going to throw this hamster food on you, okay?
- Ralph: Sure!
