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Why Springfield, Why Not?

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"Why Springfield, Why Not?"
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Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Pamela Hayden
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Kids
Sideshow Mel
Clancy Wiggum
Length: 1:40
Writer(s): Music: Asa Taccone
Lyrics: Michael Price
Appearance(s): "Walking Big & Tall"

"Why Springfield, Why Not?" is an anthem for Springfield written by Bart and Lisa and sung by children of Springfield.

Lyrics[edit]

Bart:
Springfield's the only home that we've got
Lisa:
But to be frank, there's not a lot To recommend it
We've got a big sinkhole
Bart:
And they shut down the think hole
Bart & Lisa:
Hashtag: SpringfieldPride
Has never ever trended...
Sideshow Mel:
This is not boosterism!
Joe Quimby:
Warm up the horse.
Lisa:
But when you think of the things we lack
Bart:
Stead of the stuff we've got
Bart & Lisa:
Why Springfield?
Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Nelson:
Why not?
Bart, Lisa, and Nelson:
We've only had a hurricane once
Milhouse:
We haven't had a circus fire in months
Bart, Lisa & Nelson:
Springfield
Why not?
Nelson:
Ooh, we're just off the interstate
Ralph:
Ah, the second right off exit 8...
Clancy Wiggum:
He didn't blow his line.
Sarah, let's have another!
Dolph:
You may find our culture lacking
Kearney:
We finally outlawed our snake whacking
Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Nelson:
Sure, our cops are easily bought
Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
And our dentists are all self-taught
Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Wendell, Rod Flanders, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
But hooray for Springfield
Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
Give two cheers Smallpox-free for seven years
Kids:
Why Springfield?
Why not?

Appearances[edit]