| Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Every Man's Dream" episode tie-in content update. It unlocks Oedipus Rx and Homer Dog.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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Homer?
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Zzzzzz.
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Homer, wake up!
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Zzzzzz.
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Zzzz. Zzzz.
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Zzzzzzz.
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Zz.
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HOMER!
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Hu-wha-uh? Oh, good morning.
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It's 6 in the evening, Homer!
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Well, it's 9 AM somewhere.
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You've been sleeping all day. I need you to go to the pharmacy to pick up Bart's "vitamins."
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Hey, why did you say "vitamins" like it was in quotes?
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Because we "care" about you.
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| Task: "Make Homer Get Bart's "Vitamins"". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer, were you sleeping again?
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Oh great, another lecture from Mrs. I-Only-Sleep-Once-A-Day.
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I'm not mad, Homer.
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Mrs. I-Have-a-Special-Outfit-Just-For-Sleeping-In. Would you like a pillow for your head while you do it?
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Please Homer, I'm just worried about you. Maybe you should see a doctor.
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Okay. But I'm only going for the lollipop after.
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| Task: "Make Homer Visit the Doctor". The job takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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You fell asleep again?!
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I'm sorry. I was just so tired from all the sleeping I was doing earlier.
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I think Dad might be narcoleptic.
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Narcoleptic?! I'm no snitch.
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Not like Flanders -- he's totally a snitch.
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No Dad, it's a medical condition. You really should go see that doctor.
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And get Bart's "vitamins."
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Well, I'm not doing both. What's closer, the hospital or the pharmacy?
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The pharmacy hasn't been built yet.
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Well, build it close. In the meantime I'm going to take a nap.
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Task: "Place Oedipus Rx". It takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Take A Nap". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey pharmacist, I'm here to pick up some "vitamins" for my angelic son... by which I mean ADD meds to keep him from setting fire to things.
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ne lazy parent's special coming up.
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Hey, I'm not lazy!
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Okay. Just sign your name here.
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My whole name?! How about just my initials... and let's pretend I have no last name.
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Okay. Have your son take one of these each morning. Side effects include staying awake, decreased appetite, and diarrhea.
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Staying awake, huh? So these could cure my narcolepsy? And my fatness? And my constipation?
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Yeah, but they're for your "son."
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| Task: "Make Homer Take Bart's "Vitamins"". The job takes place at Oedipus Rx and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Wow, Bart's medicine kept me awake all day AND made me super-productive.
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It only took me thirty minutes to shop at the Kwik-E-Mart. And eight hours to do a sixteen hour plant shift. And twenty-two and a half seconds to play with my myPad!
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I got twice as much done today by taking just one of these pills.
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Which means if I took ten of them I'd do eleven times as much work! Or 1024 times as much, if it's multiplicative instead of additive.
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| Task: "Make Homer Take Handfuls of Bart's "Vitamins"". The job takes place at Oedipus Rx and takes 2 hours.
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Are you okay, mister?
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I feel great! It's all so amazing. I can see colors!
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Aw, you're such a handsome fellow. I just want to rub your belly!
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Wha--?! Are you talking to me?
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No buddy, she's talking to me.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Oh man, this is great! I feel so productive!
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I'm in the perfect state of mind to work at the nuclear power plant.
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The pill bottle even said something about operating heavy machinery.
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You shall not pass.
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Mr. Burns, you look different. Did you get a new haircut? Another liver spot? A glossier patina?
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I'm not Mr. Burns! I'm the manifestation of all your fears and insecurities. I might look scary, but follow me and I will show you enlightenment.
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Pfft. I'm not going to take orders from a figment of my imagination.
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Yeah. Get him!
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Aye-aye, Homer Dog!
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You work the gut. I'll pee on his leg!
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Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers".
Task: "Make Homer Battle his Outer Demons". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 6 hours.
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Jeez, Homer looks like he's in pretty rough shape. You think we should do something?
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Nah, I heard that waking up somebody in a drug trance is bad luck.
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I heard if you die while you're on drugs, you die in real life!
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Dibs on Marge!
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A giant idol of Mr. Burns is now available in the store! See what the birds think of this monolith.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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AAAAWWOOUUGHH!
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Those pills really knocked me for a loop. But it WAS the most productive trip I ever had.
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Did I dream I was talking to a dog with my face? Man, that was crazy.
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Tell me about it. I dreamt I was talking to a man with my face.
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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| Task: "Tap Homer Dog".
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This has been a weird day, even by my standards. But at least no one got hurt.
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Bart went into a seizure from not getting his medicine.
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Oh. But he's not hurt now, right?
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I guess not.
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Good, then everything's back to normal. I'm finally free from narcoleps--
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Tune in to this week's Simpsons to see if Homer really is narcolepsy free. Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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