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Moe-Brother, Where Art Thou?/Quotes

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Moe Szyslak: I seen him! He's here in Springfield!
Homer: Who is?
Moe: My evil twin.
Lenny Leonard: I didn't know you had a twin, Moe.
Moe: Yeah, he was always up to no good!

Ned Flanders: Howdy, neighbor! Welcome to the Springfield Marathon! They say the first ten miles are the hardest! I say it's the last twenty! Let's see what you think!
Homer: Aaaaah!

Homer: Did you get along with your brother?
Moe: Aw, he was always taking my stuff. He even tried to muscle in on a gal I liked!

Carl Carlson: Moe, I think you saw your reflection in the water!
Lenny: Yeah! And when you spotted your brother earlier, it was in front of a mirror store.
Moe: Mirrors? But... wait, you're right! There was always a mirror nearby in all thoese memories! I was just looking at myself!

Chief Wiggum: Okay, freeze! We got word someone with your description was stealing free swims!
Moe: Aw, great!