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Milhouse Van Houten is Octo-Weenie/Quotes

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Milhouse Van Houten: Don't worry, girls. It's all part of my cover. To most, I am simply Milhouse Van Houten, slightly geeky loser.
Sherri Mackleberry: Slightly?
Milhouse: But in reality, I am... Agent Double Zero, International Superspy!

Martin Prince: Dash it all, Van Houten. When will you learn to have your soda stirred, not shaken?

Martin: Agent R has specifically outfitted your transportation with the latest technology!
Ralph Wiggum: I made it submerfable!
Milhouse: But this is just my bike with some flippers and a snorkel.
Ralph: The snorkel is where air goes to play!

Milhouse: How about an eyeful of inhaler while you're down there?
Dolph Shapiro: [Ack!] So medicated!

Groundskeeper Willie: Ach! 'Tis a wee bit o' gum that's still got loads o' juice in 'er! It'll be fresh breath and a keen savin's for Willie tonight!