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Professor Frink: The first device I've created for you in your battle against crime is this watch which, with but a turn of the dial, disguises the wearer as a pretty laaaaaady! That's right, Bart! It was I, Professor Frink, all alone! Surprised?
Bartman: Among other words ...yes.

Professor Frink: Sweet glavin! My perfect robots have been corrupted!
Lithium: Who are you calling corrupted?
Holmium: Yeah, those are fighting words!
Barium: Who's up for a rampage?!

Professor Frink: Did those robots remind you of some family? They seemed familiar.
Bartman: No, no one I know. That Barium was a good looking guy, though.

Homer: Aw nuts! Why is it always my food that mutates into monsters?!

Mr. Burns: My wall! My beautiful wall! I only had two payments left on it! Who's responsible for this?
Homer: No one, Mr. Burns. [whispering to Burns] It was Lenny!

Molybdenum: Relax, Homie, it won't hurt you!
Holmium: How can you be so calm?
Molybdenum: Molybdenum can withstand a great amount of stress!
Bartman: That does it! This is getting too educational!

Helen Lovejoy: Oh no! That monster is spewing some sort of mustard gas!
Chief Wiggum: Won't somebody stop it? Somebody braver than me?