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Little Buddy Day/Quotes

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Edna Krabappel: Class, It's time again for our annual little buddy day! Each fourth-grader will be paried-up with a younger stundetn to help them with whatever it is they need help with. I can only hope we get through it this wytout having to call the S.W.A.T. team!
Bart: Ralph, m'boy, this could be the start of a beautiful relationshop!
Ralph Wiggum: Ruff, ruff! I'm the firehouse puppy!
Groundskeeper Willie: What the--??! is this the end ow Willie?!?
Ralph: Water makes. Me want to go tinkle!
Nelson Muntz: Nor on my good days, I can fit in four or five third-graders.
Student: Help!
Student: Let us out!
Martin Prince: Very well, then! Dueling anagrams at ten paces!
Bart: Quick, Ralph! Hand the chocolate laxative.
Ralph: Ooh! Mr. Tummy's doing somersaults!
Nelson: And that's how to give the prfect swirlie.
Milhouse Van Houten: A-any questions?
Edna: Well, another year, another riot.
Mr. Largo: At least the coffee is decent for a change.
Ms. Hoover: Mmm.. a hint of chocolate, perhaps?