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Let's See It Again! The Origin of Radioactive Man/Quotes

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Claude Kane III: I-I feel so... so light-headed...! Not sure how I'm still alive after that blast... and with this piece of shrapnel stuck in my head, yet! What th---?! Incredible! I'm super strong! This is great! I Don't have to work out at the gym anymore! Jumpin' jeepers!

Claude Kane III: Drat! First I get lost, then I get stuck! What th--?! That sign! No wonder this town is deserted! I've got to get out of here! How long do I have? I'd hate to just rip these slacks. They're tailor made and--

Claude Kane II: We managed to get free, but what was all the commotion out here?
Gloria Grand: Gasp! Dr. Kane... look!
Claude Kane II: Great Scott! The spies have been captured! And they seem to have had the pirogies scared out of the them!
Gloria Grand: Wait, Dr. Kane! There's someone else out here... Clause! Did you stop those spies? And why are you wearing one of their hats?!
Claude Kane III: Well, it all started when I was on my way to see dad to get an advance on my allowance and--
Claude Kane II: Those spies may have been scared out of their wits, but they are frothing like dogs, swearing revenge on whomever captured them!

Gloria Grand: Tsk! Just look at your son, Dr. Kane! After all we've been through... He's half-naked and wearing a silly hat in the middle of the desert!! Must be some kind of jet-set trend!
Claude Kane II: Sigh! I only wish he would do something constructive with is life, Gloria!
Claude Kane III: [thinking] Dad's right! And I think I know just what to do!!
Gloria Grand: Claude! Will you stop daydreaming and help us get these spies inside until the FBI arrives?

President: Are you all right, young man?
Radioactive Man: Retch I'll be fine Mr. President! I'm still not used to heights while flying cough!
President: Well, regardless, I've seen your remarkable abilities and am duly impressed! Before you start your crimefighting career, I want you to take this...
Radioactive Man: What is it, Mr. President?
President: Dramamine, son! It will help you when you have to fly to great heights! And I believe Radioactive Man will fly to great heights, indeed!
Radioactive Man: If you think so, Mr. President, that's good enough for me!