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La Bart Vita/Quotes

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Marge: Blow out your candles, sweetie!
Bart: Candles shmandles! Cut to the chase and bring on the presents!

Bart: Antoher year, another bunch of crummy gifts! [SIGH] Wonder what's on the Boob Tube?
Rainer Wolfcastle: ...remember! Real life is not a movie! When you are behind da wheel, don't drive like McBain drive safely!
Bart: Sell out! I hate public service annoncments!

Milhouse Van Houten: Here I am, Bart!
Bart: Ciao, Milcasa!
Milhouse: Who are you gonna cath in the crosshairs of your relentless lens now?
Bart: The biggest beast in the celebrity jungle! Take a gander yonder!

Sideshow Mel: Krusty! You're late for the grand opening!
Krusty the Clown: Aw, geez! What is it with me and peach schnapps?! No time for pants! Get my robe!
Sideshow Mel: But Krusty! You have an agreement to endorse Paynet's boxer shorts! And ou're wearing tigthy-whities!
Krusty: Who carses?! No one will know! Where' is my limo?!

Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart! We saw your photo in the newspaper! You're a celebrity now!
Bart: Not for long! I quit!