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Jazzy James Battle Rap

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"Jazzy James Battle Rap"
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Song Information
Singers: Keegan-Michael Key
Characters: Jazzy James
Length: Part one: 0:08
Part two: 0:23
Writer(s): Music: Jim Beanz
Lyrics: Jim Beanz, Dan Greaney and Matt Selman
Appearance(s): "The Great Phatsby: Part Two"

"Jazzy James Battle Rap" is a song that Jazzy James sang to get revenge on Jay G. He sung it in two parts, part one being where he didn't have many ideas or confidence and part two where he had written lyrics.

Lyrics[edit]

Part one[edit]

Uh, listen up, suckers,
I'm-a say how I feel,
My dealings with Jay G have been less than... ideal.

Part two[edit]

Jay, you're a rhyme thief,
A hip-hop perjurer,
If my words were beef patties,
You'd be the Hamburglar.
My beats are the freshest,
My beats are the freshest,
You reached out and stole 'em,
Like Gollum did precious.
Time for the truth to be paid off,
You're a lyrical Madoff,
So if you want to go to war, brah,
Hit me up and I'll write the rap for ya.

Appearances[edit]