Inherit the Windfall/Quotes
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- Milhouse Van Houten: My dad made me the assistant manager. I can make you assistant assistant manager, Bart.
- Bart: I don't know. That sounds like work...
- Milhouse: Come on, Bart! I'll let you eat all the candy you want!
- Bart: I'm in.
- Milhouse: How about you, Lisa? You can be my personal assistant!
- Lisa: Pass.
- Milhouse: [SIGH!] And so the dance contiunes.
- Bart: ...and they wre laughing with him, not at him! All my pranksterism is useless! I can't belive Milhouse has become so popular.
- Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Maybe you should just be happy for his success.
- Bart: That's it! I can use his success against him!
- Lisa: That's not wwhat I said!
- Kirk Van Houten: Son, your giveaway was a great idea!
- Milhouse: It was?
- Bart: It was?!
- Kirk: Everyone loved the free samples so much, they bought out our entire stock! I just ordered more! The shipment won't be here until tomorrow, so let's close up early and go out for pizza!
- Bart: D'oh!
- Bart: Ya know, it feels pretty good to have a best friend I can actually feel prout of! Thought I'd report early to work today, good boss, better buddy.
- Milhouse: Oh. That's great, Bart. But... we kind of wen't out of business.
- Bart: What?!
- Milhouse: Dad took all the profits from the store and invested in what he thought was the nexxt big thing!
- Kirk: I thought for sure pagers were making a comeback!
- Bart: Aye, carumba!
- Lisa: Bart, I think it's time you accept that Milhouse is rich and popular.
