In the News

In the News was the name of news articles about The Simpsons from the press that were collected in Simpsons Illustrated.

Headlines

A look at what's on the Simpson family's refrigerator.

Simpsons Illustrated #1

• Do you think they watch all of Stean's films at Penn State
• Hey, Doc - You any relation to Homer Simpson down at the nuke plant
• Maybe a different haircut would have helped
• Art imitates death
• Or long enough to watch your favorite episode for The Simpsons 438,000,000 times
• Book 'Em Barto!
• Mr Simpson goes to Washington
• Hey juice, why not lay the blame on the doorstep of a repressive, overly-judgmental educational environment?
• Just wait 'til the Duff Beer poll man
• Watch for it on your cafeteria menu
• Have a cow, Man!

Simpsons Illustrated #2

• You can't prove a thing
• That's deep
• Look it up, man
• Wayne County votes for Bart
• A monumental discovery
• Found: Bart's Alter Ego
• Simpsons Illustrated in the news
• Simpsons in the sand
• In Bart we Trust

Simpsons Illustrated #3

• Bart and Baghdad Betty - The Story behind the Story behind the Story
• The Simpsons Cel out
• Unrelated Simpsons in the News
• In Like Bart
• Family Man

Simpsons Illustrated #4

• Gone fission
• Leave it to Bart
• Emmy of the people?
• Bad to the bone
• Unrelated Simpsons in the News

Simpsons Illustrated #5

• It's all downhill from here
• Have a couch, man
• Toppin the list (Almost)
• Vanilla Ice VS. Bart: Duel of the Titans
• And you thought the spotted owl was trouble
• Proof telephone surveys and ridiculous
• You too can make big bucks doodling in your spare time

Simpsons Illustrated #6

• Rumors of my death have been gravely exaggerated
• But were they watching the evening news
• Maybe if he was 600 feet high
• The old triple wh-Emmy
• That Winsome cover Guy
• From the people who brought you Benny Hill

Simpsons Illustrated #7

• From hair to eternity
• Many happy returns of your investment
• Bart Simpson: Public Emeny #1?
• Watching The Simpsons could Save your life
• Clash of the Titans Part II
• Aaiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
• The check is in the mail, Vince
• Boffo Barto Sends Culkin Sulkin'
• Marge Simpson: Cultural Icon?
• Music of the spheres in the ears of conventioneers
• Year of The Simpson?

Simpsons Illustrated #8

• Practice makes perfect?
• Democracy's darkest revaled at last!!!!!
• Another day, another dounut!
• Extra-curricular activities
• Hands across the Zuider Zee
• Bucking the system

Simpsons Illustrated #9

• Brother, can you spare the time?
• When we are bad, we are very, very good
• But can I major in Homer?
• The Simps in Brief