I'm Lisa Simpson, Who the Heck Are You?/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: Hi! Sweetie! Do you remember who I am?

Lisa: Uhhh... my nurse?

Dr. Hibbert: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, it's hard to say how long this will last. The best way to help Lisa regain her memory is by constantly reminding her of who she is and what she likes to do. It's especially important for you to help, Bart. Are you up for the challenge?

Bart: I'll do everything I can.

Lisa: Hello, I'm looking for Mrs. Buttokis. Ivana is the first name...?

Moe Szyslak: Ivana Buttokis! Ivana Buttookis, please! Is there a Buttokis here?!

Chief Wiggum: ...and it was after I confronted her about the graffiti and littering that she assaulted me!

Marge: I-I-I just can't believe my little Lisa could do this!

Principal Skinner: It's the strangest thing, Mrs. Simpson... but it's almost as if she's switched personalities with Bart!

Marge: Principal Skinner, what are you doing here at the police station?

Principal Skinner: Times are tough, so I took a second job... I come here after school to make extra cash fingerprinting the criminals!

Dr. Hibbert: Well, it looks like Lisa has a rare case of re-amnesia! She's forgotten the things she didn't know she already knew! Ah hee hee hee!

Bart: I told her not to play that game again, mom! I feel like this is all my fault!

Marge: Oh, Bart, you of all people know that when someone makes up their mind to misbehave they can't be stopped!

Bart: As true as that my be, I promise you this Mom and Dad... I won't leave Lisa's side until she remembers that she's a pain-in-my-butt, goody two-shoes again!

Bart: Stop! I can't do this anymore!

Lisa: What are you talking about, Bart?

Bart: You were never a bad kid, all right? I just made you think that so you could take the heat of me! But you took to being naughty so easily that I had to do something before you went all juvie on us! You're a good kid. The best actually, but I can't stomach showing you how to be you anymore!

Lisa: It's okay, Bart... I knew who I was the moment I woke up after you knocked me out the second time!

Bart: What?! You've had your memory back for a week?!

Lisa: Yep, I just let you think I still had amnesia so you'd pay for making me do all those horrible things!

Bart: But you don't remember doing any of the bad stuff? Not even one thing?

Lisa: Nope. Sorry, brother.

Bart: What a failure. I need to go deface something to feel better about myself.