Hoop Schemes/Quotes
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- Homer: Everyone, run for your lives! Giant women are on the attack! Find the biggest shoes and handbags you can to offer as a sacrifice before they kill us all!
- Lisa: Dad, those aren't "giant women" on the attack... They're our new women's basketball team!
- Lisa: Dad, you've got to win those season tickets! I need to be exposed to as many positive female role models as I can!
- Homer: So be it. If I can't earn my family's respect, I sure as heck know how to buy it! I'm gonna win that contest for you, Lisa!
- Mr. Burns: Now show me the new plays I asked you to draw up. They better be good!
- Gil Gunderson: Uh... "new plays", Mr. Burns? Is that what the whiteboard is for? I used it to write a haiku. Would you like to hear it?
- Lenny Leonard: Hey... Uh... Mr. Burns? How long we gotta stand up here acting as baskets?
- Carl Carlson: I could kill Homer for giving them this idea!
- Sherri Mackleberry: Lisa, can we have your autograph?
- Nelson Muntz: Can I carry your books?
- Milhouse Van Houten: C-c-can I have your sweaty socks after tonight's game?
- Bart: You always said cheating was wrong, Lis. I know I've done my fair share of cheating, but at least I'm not a hypocrite. And I'm not a tattle either, but I'll never root for your team again.
- Lisa: What have I done?
