Homer Sucks!/Quotes
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- Superintendent Chalmers: Skiinnnnerr!
- Principal Skinner: Yes, superintendent Chalmers?
- Superintendent Chalmers: Why are we in a bouncy castle?
- Principal Skinner: Someone release a stink bomb in my regular office!
- Gil Gunderson: Hello, ma'am, would you like to buy a top-of-the-line vacuum... aw, it's on fire again!
- Homer: Hey, pal... could you help me sell a new type of vacuum cleaner?
- Gil: Mister, you're talking to the best man for the job! As long as you don't look into my references. Please don't call my references!
- Ralph Wiggum: Ground beef keeper Willie! You're not our school mommy!
- Groundskeeper Willie: Miss Hoover is taking care of a cavity at the dentist. I did the same thing last month with a woodpecker and some tin foil and no one gave Willie the day off!
- Lisa: Mr. Willie, are you sure you can teach this class?
- Willie: I dinna know, Lass. You're supposed to learn math today... How many of ya think Willie can't teach you what a fraction is? Okay, that's fourteen out of twenty! Now your ain't just learning math! Ye are math!
- Lisa: [GASP!] Willie didn't just teach us what a fraction is, he made the class into one!
- Dr. Nick: You're allergic to success! If you keep doing well, you'll die!
- Gil: Homer! Looks like you'll have to take over the business! I'm so sorry!
- Homer: So I won't have to split all that money with you or anyone else?
- Homer: I'll never forget your, Phil!
- Gil: That's Gil!
- Lisa: Dad, your vacuum is sucking up all the pollen in the area!
- Professor Frink: And if the bees can't pollinate the plants, it'll lead to ecological tragedy!
- Homer: Lisa honey, don't worry. Nature only bothers people who are poor. We're going to be rich!
- Lisa: But the world...
- Homer: If it get too hot, we'll move somewhere cold. If it gets too wet, we'll move somewhere dry! That's what people with money do!
- Lisa: But bees are our friends!
- Homer: So why did they always fly in my mouth and sting me when I was riding my bike as a kid? Nature's a jerk, and It can solve its own problems for once!
