Homer's Run/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: It's a funny story, really. Milhouse wanted to learn how to play cricket, but it was going kinda slow.

Milhouse Van Houten: So Bart thought, why not use a superball and...

Reverend Lovejoy: You broke Saint Ignatius, Saint Sebastian, and even poor Saint Olaf!

Bart: How's Saint Ptolomaeus?

Reverend Lovejoy: Like the others, I'm sure he demands swift and harsh vengeance!

Lisa: Mom, there are birds stuck in your--

Homer: Quiet, Lisa. Your mother has to "hrmmm" now.

Marge: Hrmmm...

Bart: Wow, Falco, everyone's totally going to forget they're mad at me when I bring you home!

[at home]

Homer: That falcon is amazing. I've totally forgotten why I was mad at you, boy.

Waylon Smithers: You were born in 1941? This I.D. looks fake.

Homer: Oh, and next you'll accuse me of making a fake I.D. in the eighties to get out of fighting in the cola wars.

Mr. Burns: Smithers, why weren't they floating into the air and exploding?

Smithers: The union wouldn't allow it, sir.

Mr. Burns: Very well then. Give them their plane tickets and have the hired goons escort them out of the building.

Homer: We're castaways, and if we're gonna stay sane, we have to start having wacky adventures. I'll be the Skipper. Bart, you're Gilligan. Lisa, you're the Professor. Maggie, Mary Ann. Carl, you're the Harlem Globetrotters! Now, let's hide! There are headhunters everywhere, a giant spider, and a guy who doesn't know World War II is over.

Homer: Hey, there's a Road Runner on the island! We eat tonight! Lisa, get me a giant slingshot, an anvil, and some dynamite!

Lenny Leonard: Maybe it's the island madness talking, but that Marge sure is pretty. I think I'll drown Homer and make her my bride. Wanna help?

Carl Carlson: Okay, but then I'll drown you and make her my bride later.

Lenny: Fair enough.