Gloria Grand, Radioactive Girl!/Quotes
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- Gloria Grand: [thinking] I'm almost to where the robot was last spotted! Hmmm... Radioactive Man is likely to show up to stop this metal monster! I'd better powder my nose before he sees me! I'll just use this mirror! That's much better! Now, if only I had time to reset my hair, fix my manicure, and change clothes...
- Radioactive Man: [thinking] Golly, for all intents and purposes, shes as strong as I am! Boy, I hope she doesn't realize that!
- Gloria Grand: You know, Radioactive Man, for all intents and purposes, I'm now as strong as you are!
- Radioactive Man: D'oh!
- Gloria Grand: How about it, Radioactive Man? Now that I'm radioactive, your enemies are no threat...
- Radioactive Man: [thinking] She's right, of course. What am I afraid of? This could be the best thing to ever happen to the irradiated crusader!
- Radioactive Man: Gloria, would you do me the honor of becoming... Mrs. Radioactive Man!
- Gloria Grand: [thinking] I'm still not sure if it's wise to fight crime and fly around Zenith in a short skirt, but I know the three inch heels have to go! [sigh] At least I can save my folks some money by setting up my own reception tent with my radioactive strength!
- Dr. Crab: Yes, Radioactive Fool! It vas I who created zat marauding robot in an effort to crush you like a steamed clam! I had no idea zee isotropic ray, doubly-reflected and combined wis zee particles in your girlfriend's powder, could produce radioactive strength! It's taken me all zis time to invent a stronger rat, capable of ending both of your pathetically capitalist lives!
