Everybody Really Hates Bart/Quotes
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- Marge: Have a great day at school, kids! And don't forget that tonight is bath night. No excuses... Bart.
- Lisa: Bye, mom!
- Bart: Bath night? I just took one last week! What are we, British?
- Bart: Lisa, what's going on? The teachers hate me even more than usual!
- Lisa: Bart, I find myself despising you. Yet, because I deplore violence... ...I will wound you with knowledge!
- Bart: [GASP!]
- Lisa: A grouping of owls is called a "Parliament." President Harding's wife was named Florence. TH air speed velocity of an unladen--
- Bart: No!! Anything but that!
- Nelson Muntz: Bart refuses to listen to my ex-girlfriend! Get him!
- Bart: Willie! Everybody in there has gone nuts! They all want to kill me!
- Groundskeeper Willie: What are ye doin' stompin' on me grass, ye foolish laddie! Do ye think grass is made to be walked on? Now, you stay here while Willie hets somethin' he can really do some damage with... ...me bagpipes!
- Bart: Yikes!
- Bart: Homer! I need fatherly protection!
- Homer: You ruined my figure!
- Barney Gumble: You convinced me to vote for Ron Paul!
- Moe Szyslak: I sell you father booze every night. Do you ever call to thank me? No!
- Comic Book Guy: He had he audacity to say my uncanny X-Men #137 is merely in good condition, not good plus!
- Apu: My hatred of him is making me miss work.. which makes me hate him even more!
- Disco Stu: He told Disco Stu that Kool and the Gang were never cool nor a gang!
