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Quotes

Comic Book Guy: Behold the wonder that is Superubermegalactic con!!! Here we shall face front, true believer, and bask in the glow of comic book goodness until there is 'nuff said to say.

Bart: I can't believe you don't have a booth here, Comic Book Guy.

Comic Book Guy: And pay the ridiculous rent these money-grubbing ferengis are demanding? Nay, say I! Plus, I love looking at the nerds who think their camouflage storm trooper costumes are sooooo cool.

Comic Book Guy: Let me read this so-called comic script. I can guarantee you that I will find continuity errors aplenty!!! By the blueish hues of Kull the Conqueror... there are no continuity errors to be found in this story! Everything fits perfectly... and.... [SOB!] and the dog [SOB]... Do. Not. Cry.

Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here... interviewing the overnight sensation of the comic book world, Bart Simpson! Bart... now that you have fame... and a god-like persona with the uber-geeks, will you take the next natural step and shave you head?

Bart: No, Kent. I'll be keeping the hair. That bald look is sooooo yesterday. It's the "secret wars" of hair-dos. I'm just going to focus on telling the best Radioactive Man stories possible.

Kent Brockman: Great words from the mouth of a comic book giant. It makes his reporter with he knew what all the fuss was about.

Comic Book Guy: I have a Radioactive Man script I've been working on since I was the oh-so-tender-age of fourteen. It's an epics twelve-issue time-travel crossover, perfect for a trade paperback, or, dare I say... hardcover slipcase!

Bart: Wow this weighs a ton!

Comic Book Guy: I was hoping you might be able to speak to the editors about possibly... publishing my script.

Bart: Hey, Comic Book Guy! Are the new books out yer?

Comic Book Guy: Yes... god forbid that Mr. Comic genius should have to wait to read his own masterworks of perfection!

Milhouse Van Houten: Why are you so mad at Bart?

Comic Book Guy: You wouldn't understand young padawan. My animosity towards Bart is complex, with as many emotional levels as a Vulcan chess set, you could never...

Milhouse: Is it because he writes comics and you can't?

Comic Book Guy: Checkmate, Mr. Spock.