| Easter Fools
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Easter Fools is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2015 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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My favorite group of holidays are coming up — Good Friday, Easter Sunday...
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And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
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Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
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Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
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Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
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You could give me back my snow blower.
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Alright, I'll take the lecture.
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Task: "Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Pretend to Listen". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I hate Easter.
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These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
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You can read about it in my zine — "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
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Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
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Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
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Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
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Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
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If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Play the Blues". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
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Going where? To church?
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No! We're going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless there's some sort of sale going on at the church.
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Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
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Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
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Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales" (x6). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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*Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
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I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
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On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
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So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
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Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it — The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.
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Task: "Make Lisa Watch Easter Films". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Watch Easter Films". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 6 hours.
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Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter — it is what you make of it.
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Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
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But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
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I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
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I gave you Easter Sunday off – isn't that enough?
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Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
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Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
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D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
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Task: "Make Krusty Prepare for Passover". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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