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Duelling Honchos

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Duelling Honchos
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Superheroes
Requirement(s): Death Mountain
Volcano Lair
Required characters: Hank Scorpio, Dr. Colossus

Duelling Honchos is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes content update. It requires Death Mountain and the Volcano Lair to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
Hank Scorpio - Annoyed I'm tired of you taking swipes at my lair Hector.
Hank Scorpio Especially from a villain whose Mountain Fortress has screen doors.
Dr. Colossus - Annoyed They regulate airflow. And I don't hear my skull-lined walls complaining!
Hank Scorpio Maybe your skulls should come up with your next evil plan for you.
Dr. Colossus - Annoyed That's it! I challenge you to a diabolical duel of destruction!
Hank Scorpio That's a lot of "D's," but okay, you're on!
Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Discuss the Terms of the Duel". The job takes place at Death Mountain and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Colossus Discuss the Terms of the Duel". The job takes place at Death Mountain and takes 8 hours.
Hank Scorpio So this is how it'll go...
Hank Scorpio Three rounds to prove who's the eviler evil genius.
Hank Scorpio Whoever loses has to clean the other's lair for a month!
Hank Scorpio Total transparency... I haven't knocked down cobwebs in a while.
Hank Scorpio But we'll need an easy-going judge.
Homer - Happy Did someone say "easy-opening fudge?"
Hank Scorpio ... Or a dull-minded judge.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Colossus' exclamation mark
Dr. Colossus Round One: Whoever has the most villainous device wins!
Homer - Happy I have a pair of scissors that always pinch my fingers.
Dr. Colossus The true test will be ignoring Homer.
Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Test Flame Thrower". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Colossus Activate Colosso-Boots". The job takes 24 hours.
Hank Scorpio It's obvious who won that round, right Homer?
Homer - Thoughtful ...
Hank Scorpio Oh, c'mon! Hector's Colloso Boots couldn't fill my tennis shoes!
Homer - Thoughtful But they looked cool with his outfit.
Homer - Sarcastic Plus your Flame Thrower was more smoke than flame.
Homer - Serious I'm calling this one a draw.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Colossus' exclamation mark
Dr. Colossus A good villain must command respect!
Dr. Colossus Whoever gets the best results from his minions wins round two!
Hank Scorpio You refer to the backbone of your evil organization as minions? I consider mine equal partners in crime.
Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Be A Great Boss". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Colossus Crack the Whip". The job takes place at Death Mountain and takes 24 hours.
Homer So how'd your associates make out?
Hank Scorpio - Sad We didn't finish. They were doing so well I gave them the rest of the afternoon off.
Dr. Colossus And I might have Death Ray'd one or two too many. We also didn't finish.
Homer - Serious C'mon! Get your black hearts into this! I'm calling another draw.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
Hank Scorpio So what's the final round, Hector?
Dr. Colossus - Sad To be honest, there isn't a final round. I thought I'd have won by now.
Homer Then I'm calling it a draw!
Hank Scorpio What does that mean?
Homer - Serious It means that you're both losers and you both have to pay the forfeit.
Dr. Colossus You're mopping up Death Mountain, Scorpio!
Hank Scorpio Right after you scrunge my Volcano Lair, Hector!
Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Clean Death Mountain". The job takes place at Death Mountain and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Colossus Clean the Volcano Lair". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10