Dollars to Donuts (comic strip)/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns: Ungh! Smithers, I can barely swallow this foul-smelling peasant repast.
- Waylon Smithers: I tried to warn you, sir, that cutting back spending might prove unpleasant. Perhaps the econo-meal from the Gulp 'N' Blow was not the best idea.
- Smithers: Honestly, sir, your financial outlook is quite sound. Your personal checking account has 40 million, the Swiss account has 75 million, the Nigerian account holds a cool billion, the left pocket of your gray vest has 15 million, there’s another 15 million in each of your penny loafers, and let’s not forget the gold bars in your bomb shelter.
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, you’ve been hiding this from me all along! I’m broke! The wolf is at the door! Don’t you see, I’m robbing Peter to pay Paul. Turn me over, I’m done!
- Homer: How long does the pay cut last?
- Smithers: It's a temporary pay cut. It only covers the period you are employed by us.
- Homer: The gods have answered my prayers. Mr. Smithers, my friend, that is a fair trade!
- Lenny Leonard: I can’t believe Homer fell for that. He gave up forty dollars a week in pay just for free donuts.
- Carl Carlson: Are you kiddin’ me? He eats that much in one day. It’s like he got a raise.
